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New Element: Ad (Administration)
Investigators at a major institution have discovered the heaviest
element known to science. This startling new discovery has been
tentatively named "Administration", (Ad).
This new element has no protons or electrons, thus having an electronic number of "0". It does, however, have 1 neutron, 125 assistant neutrons, 75 vice neutrons and 111 assistant vice neutrons, giving it an atomic mass of 312. These 312 particles are held together by a force called morons, which are surrounded by vast quantities of lepton-like particles called peons.
Since it has no electrons, Administration is inert. However, it can be detected, as it impedes every reaction with which it comes into contact.
According to the discoverers, a minute amount of Administration causes one reaction to take over four days to complete, when it would normally take less than a second. Administration has a normal half-life of approximately three years; it does not decay but instead undergoes a reorganization in which a portion of the assistant neutrons, vice neutrons, and assistant vice neutrons exchange places. An Administration sample's mass will actually increase over time, since with each reorganization, some of the morons inevitably become neutrons, forming new isotopes.
This characteristic of moron promotion leads some scientists to
speculate that Administration is spontaneously formed whenever morons each a certain quantity in concentration. This hypothetical quantity is referred to as the "Critical Morass." You will know it when you see it.
Investigators at a major institution have discovered the heaviest
element known to science. This startling new discovery has been
tentatively named "Administration", (Ad).
This new element has no protons or electrons, thus having an electronic number of "0". It does, however, have 1 neutron, 125 assistant neutrons, 75 vice neutrons and 111 assistant vice neutrons, giving it an atomic mass of 312. These 312 particles are held together by a force called morons, which are surrounded by vast quantities of lepton-like particles called peons.
Since it has no electrons, Administration is inert. However, it can be detected, as it impedes every reaction with which it comes into contact.
According to the discoverers, a minute amount of Administration causes one reaction to take over four days to complete, when it would normally take less than a second. Administration has a normal half-life of approximately three years; it does not decay but instead undergoes a reorganization in which a portion of the assistant neutrons, vice neutrons, and assistant vice neutrons exchange places. An Administration sample's mass will actually increase over time, since with each reorganization, some of the morons inevitably become neutrons, forming new isotopes.
This characteristic of moron promotion leads some scientists to
speculate that Administration is spontaneously formed whenever morons each a certain quantity in concentration. This hypothetical quantity is referred to as the "Critical Morass." You will know it when you see it.
