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I'll have to see it then. :)
It is great . You will enjoy it.

Ha ha One of my favorites was from a 3rd Rock from the Sun episode


"Not in the car not in the bar
Not in the house not up your blouse
I can not touch you here or there
I can not touch you anywhere."


You had to see it, but it cracks me up EVERY time I see it.
That is from Green Eggs and Ham-just modified slightly.:lmao:
 
One more for fun. I love this


And what if the rhyming were never to stop? On, on, and on 'til your head doth pop! "Oh, look, a book! A book on shnook! What kind of crook took my shnook nook book?" Perchance, methinks, thee hither yon thou... I think I'm gonna have a freakin' cow!
 
One more for fun. I love this


And what if the rhyming were never to stop? On, on, and on 'til your head doth pop! "Oh, look, a book! A book on shnook! What kind of crook took my shnook nook book?" Perchance, methinks, thee hither yon thou... I think I'm gonna have a freakin' cow!
:lmao:


I think I need to head off to bed now. Good Night
 

Nah, I don't know what you mean. I never will.

Ha ha cuz it wasnt made to make sense.

How about: "Hey baby, lemme take you in the back and show you what I can do with cherries"

Oh im treading thin ice right now...im gonna go away :p
 
What do you guys think about this?

I have this friend Hannah(yes she is a girl). She has been my friend since the 2nd grade and she is amazing. We have been through a lot . Her crying when breaking up with boyfriends. Me venting to her. She is amazing. Well just now she calls me and asked me if I could come to XChristmas Eve dinner and a party at her house tonight. I was like I don't know because my sister is coming into town today. She seemed rather sad. I asked her who else is coming and she told me that I was the only one invited. I was like why and she giggled. She said she wanted to give me a Christmas surprise. And then she giggled again. I just don't know what to think.
 





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