Dear Kara, Jenny, Sam, Allison, and whoever else,
ASHGLKSAGHSDL to you all! =P
I'm not showing up to the wedding! xD
But Allie: I'm sure either Kara(would If she could), Jenny (most likely), Sam (least likely, but get Gabe drunk and I'm sure you could work something out.) will step in during my absence and marry you.
I'll be vacationing at my home in the Bahamas with Hayden!
-Tom