New Comedy Club! Open Mic every time! Come share your jokes!

MiakodaWDW

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Ok so some of you know about this....but I have officially opened the doors to my new VMK comedy club. I will post the actual name when I go look (I can't remember...LOL) but if you search for me or "comedy club" you will find it if it's open.

Basically, there is a stage and some chairs for audience. Anyone can come on stage and tell jokes. One person at a time on stage, and when you are done, go sit and whoever else can come up and tell jokes as long as they want. Even if you just have one joke, tell it and sit back down!

I had to go search online for "children's jokes" to find suitable VMK jokes and then test some of the words to see if they were VMK appropriate. I had to tweak some of the words, but people can still get the general idea. So, if you are interested, you can do the same! Make a text document of jokes, or memorize some VMK appropriate jokes (no matter how corny...mine are all corny...) and come tell them at the club! If you don't want to tell jokes, just come sit down and have some laughs (or groans)!

My comedy club is all-ages admitted so be clean! I know you have to be clean on VMK, but you never know with "dancing around the dictionary". I have already found about 12-15 short jokes and one-liners that work. But I do not want to be the only comedian, so if you are interested, find some jokes and come join the fun!

:flower: ~Mia~ :flower:
 
Cute idea :) When will this room be open? I mean, what days and what hours??
 
This sounds like FUN! What a great idea! Let me know the times and days and I will try to make it. Though I'm much to shy to get up on stage in front of an audience! :earboy2:
 
I honestly do not know the days and times yet. I am usually on VMK from 7pm EST until close, off and on. I have several "businesses" so I bounce around. Sorry I cannot be more specific! Maybe if it becomes popular I will set hours for the club. For now, just search for me or the club if you are on in the evening, and we will see what happens!

~Mia~

P.S. threeboysmom...I have stage fright too....but in VMK it does not count! LOL...you should have heard some of the "jokes" people had the night I tested it... :rotfl:

"Why did my hat cross the road?" ----

Just an example of my first test joke..."what is brown and sticky? (or in VMK..."stick he")

A stick! Bwahahahahhaha!
 

MiakodaWDW said:
P.S. threeboysmom...I have stage fright too....but in VMK it does not count! LOL...you should have heard some of the "jokes" people had the night I tested it... :rotfl:

"Why did my hat cross the road?" ----

Just an example of my first test joke..."what is brown and sticky? (or in VMK..."stick he")

A stick! Bwahahahahhaha!


Heheheh. I need to come up with a better punchline for the "Why did
my hat cross the road?" ;)
 
I already told this "joke" to a few of you and I'm sure I'll tell it again but here it is anyway. It's a modification of an old groaner.

Me: Knock, knock.
You: Who's there?
Me: Boo.
You: Boo who?
Me: Why are you crying? Did you go to a VMK event? :rotfl2:

qruthie (the 'q' is silent)
 
qruthie said:
I already told this "joke" to a few of you and I'm sure I'll tell it again but here it is anyway. It's a modification of an old groaner.

Me: Knock, knock.
You: Who's there?
Me: Boo.
You: Boo who?
Me: Why are you crying? Did you go to a VMK event? :rotfl2:

qruthie (the 'q' is silent)

yes, and how many times did we hear THAT joke tonight? LOL. So my big opening was a big success....I guess...I mean it was the most popular room for a little while (before I had to boot a few ppl). I noticed that when I booted someone, another person popped in, so I guess there was actually a LINE! That is the second time I've had a line for my room, the first being my store. :cool1:

Thanks to all who came! I had fun and got to actually meet cteddiesgirl in vmk and make her a friend :)

:flower: ~Mia~ :flower:
 
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Sounds like fun. I got your message and I was going to visit, but I was being somewhat followed by a "friend" so I went for the extreme solution and :rolleyes: turned off the laptop and ended my VMK early!
 
Wendot said:
Sounds like fun. I got your message and I was going to visit, but I was being somewhat followed by a "friend" so I went for the extreme solution and :rolleyes: turned off the laptop and ended my VMK early!

Awww...do you have a groupie too? I have had a few of those. Sometimes I just have to do the mean thing and delete them. Well, maybe next time you can come to the club! It was fun, except a lot of people were begging for their turn on stage...and then had no jokes. I told the room to look for kid's jokes online and figure out what works on vmk, then tell them later. I told all the ones I had written down, so I have to find more for next time! :rotfl:

~Mia~
 
MiakodaWDW said:
Thanks to all who came! I had fun and got to actually meet cteddiesgirl in vmk and make her a friend :)

:flower: ~Mia~ :flower:

Did you put her to work, too? :rotfl2:
 
It is....provided that everyone gets some jokes ready for next time! LOL
P.s. I will not be around tonight....going to some lame party for Casino workers with my man.

~Mia~
 
JoeBillyBob said:
srry, another test.

You know when you create a signature you can actually see a preview of it and you don't really need to do all the tests you have been doing.

If you really want to see how it looks in a post just find out something to share and post in the off topic thread- doesn't have to be anything dramatic but it is an easy way to see what you have without having to apologize for hijacking posts just to see your signature...

Just some friendly advice...
 
Mia, you could quick get on VMK and open early tonight. I reallly want to see this place!
 
kaitykatz7 said:
Mia, you could quick get on VMK and open early tonight. I reallly want to see this place!

Hi, sorry about that. I took a nap and then went out, and got back after VMK closed. I may be opening tonight...though I am not sure b/c it is my fiance's night off and he will probably want to hang out since we hardly have any time together.

I will post here when I open next! Get your jokes prepared! (I will have the same tired old jokes every night, just like the opening guy at this comedy club in town I go to a lot... :rolleyes: )
~Mia~
 
JoeBillyBob said:
srry, another test.

There's actually a "Test Board" on the Dis created just for the purpose of people testing out their signatures. It's down near the bottom of the list of different boards.... :sunny:
 














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