Nemo Subs Collide - Damaged Sub Sinks

[HydroGuy]

I knew something like this would happen eventually . This article was posted to the Orange County Register www.ocregister.com this evening:

Accident at Disneyland "Finding Nemo Submarine Voyage" Sinks Sub

Anaheim, California - Disneyland visitors looked on in horror this evening when a guest interfered with ride operators on Disneyland's "Finding Nemo Submarine Voyage" which led to a collision between submarines. One of the submarines sank. All guests were safely evacuated and no injuries were reported.

Witnesses said a guest jumped over a barrier where ride operators controlled the submarines. He shouted something about a lost fish in a foreign accent. Several witnesses believed his accent was Australian.

"I was standing in line next to this guy who sounded like he was from Australia", said a witness named Dory who would only provide her first name. "He was very friendly and said he was a dentist", she said. "And then out of the blue he jumped over a barrier and struggled with a ride operator. It was so bizarre. Right after that we could all hear the collision. I cannot really remember what happened next."

Other witnesses reported that after the subs collided, the man who had caused the collision jumped into the submarine lagoon shouting that he wanted his clownfish returned. Security workers had to follow him into the water and physically remove him. He was later arrested and taken into custody by Anaheim police.

Officer Crush of the Anaheim Police Department was the arresting officer. "This dude was totally wacked out. It was so cool we were able to stop him before someone got hurt. The security workers at Disneyland were totally awesome", said Crush.

April 1, 2008
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[weslovesauntmeg]

What??? I don't believe it...funny joke though...definitely got my attention though. I was like "what??" Too much time on your hands maybe?? LOL just kidding..

 

[DoomBugger]

April fools...

 

[JenDisneylandlver]

Almost had me up until the witness Dory!

 

[keeperofzoo]

You had me until Dory and that he had an Aussie accent and was a DDS.

April Fool! Very Funny!

 

[Dukland]

You had me until the end, when Officer Crush took him away. LOL You are funny

 

[actionvaughn]

My first thought when I read the title was, "I hope they were okay!!" then it went into, "Wow, I wonder what Disney gave them for the trouble.."

Heey! It's not the first over here yet! I believed up until you mentioned officer Crush, mainly because I know of a Dory that goes to the parks often.

 

[BecBennett]

It was the Australian accent and the lost fish that started me chuckling

 

[tink2dw]

lol lol It isn't even the 1st here yet! Still Mar. 31!!

 

[bumbershoot]

You and Robo...and someone else whose name I have forgotten on the theme park boards...crazy...

 

[Mommy2PrincessAbby]

Still have 2 hours till it is the first... but boy, you had me until Dory... very good!

 

[mommaU4]

LOL Nice try, but as soon as I read the title I thought this has got to be a joke. You see, my kids have already been trying to fool me with silly pranks even though we aren't on April 1 yet.
So I'm not believing anything from tonight until Wed. morning.

 

[spaceace510]

you had me until i started reading comments i am very disappointed in myself...but ya very funny

 

[spazzyjazzy]

HEe Hee! I need to forward that to the judge I clerk for. He always says one of those subs are gonna sink one day. He is joking, of course.

April Fool's Day is my wedding anniversary.

 

[mystic_path]

Thats hilarious thanks! Although here it isnt April 1st yet. But even still you had me thinking for a second

 

[Silly Little Pixie]

You had me until Dory and that he had an Aussie accent and was a DDS.

April Fool! Very Funny!

Me too! Good one, Hydroguy!

I think I'll print it out and read it to my class tomorrow!

 

[WebmasterMaryJo]

Very good, Trey.

 

[AmericanItGirl]

When I read the title, I thought "Great, now they're going to shut down the ride. At least I got to ride it before it was closed." Didn't cross my mind that it could be a joke until Officer Crush's choice of words.

 

[mystic_path]

Haha I just showed this to a friend of mine, she fell for it.

 

[bonita_babe232]

Thats was cute i to was like OMG then when i read about the fish i was like hummm but there are nutty people out there... then the dory thing and was like this has to be a mock up.... and then the crush lol it was funny though... i didn't even think of aprils fools i just thought someone was being funny lol.... it was a good laugh!