Need Funny Quotes Please

[crz4mm2]

Strive To Be The Kind Of Woman, That When Your Feet Hit The Floor Each Morning. The Devil Say's... "OH *** The B **** Is Up"

 

[HomeSweetDisney]

Two of my favorite quotes ever:

"I am not afraid of storms for I am learning how to sail my ship." - Louisa May Alcott

and

"Be who you are and say what you feel because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind." - Dr. Seuss

 

[lisajl]

One of my fave quotes is in my signature.

 

[lovesmurfs]

"Be who you are and say what you feel because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind." - Dr. Seuss

This reminded me of another favorite -- from The Velveteen Rabbit:

"It doesn't happen all at once," said the Skin Horse. "You become. It takes a long time. That's why it doesn't happen often to people who break easily, or have sharp edges, or who have to be carefully kept. Generally, by the time you are Real, most of your hair has been loved off, and your eyes drop out and you get loose in your joints and very shabby. But these things don't matter at all, because once you are Real you can't be ugly, except to people who don't understand."

 

[Inigo]

"We are all worms, but I do believe I am a glow worm." Sir Winston Churchill

 

[Christopher Robin]

Perspective: One hundred years from now, all new people.

 

[newtodis]

Thank you all so very much for the quotes - they are coming in very handy!