1. I have taken antibiotics in my life.
Yes--wouldn't you DIE of some diseases if there were no antibiotics to help combat them???
2. I have gotten vaccines.
Sadly, yes
3. I have taken in my life aspirin, or Tylenol, or ibuprofen, or other over-the-counter pain medication.
Some days I can't live without it.
4. I shower and/or bath in regular tap water.
Um...yes.What am I supposed to do, boil all my water on the stove like in the olden days?
5. I drink water out of the tap.
It's filtered with a Brita,but it's still tap water
6. I have been in a swimming pool where chlorine was used.
Who, save the Mennonites and others like them, hasn't???
7. I use a cellular telephone without any electromagnetic chaos protection.
No..but I have in the past!
8. I use a laptop computer with a wireless device.
Nope
9. I watch TV.
Just call me a TV Junkie!
10. I own and watch a high-definition television.
Not yet I don't
11. I use a wireless telephone in my house.
Wireless..like a cellphone? No. Cordless phone yes.
12. I use a remote control for my television or other electronic appliances.
How else am I supposed to get my TiVO to work????
13. I have a satellite television.
Not at present, but we have in the past
14. I drive a car every day.
I suppose I co uld walk/bike to work..but I do drive in a car just about every day
15. I drive in heavy traffic.
Not regularly
16. I use hair dyes.
Not since HS
17. I use fingernail polish.
Not in several years,but I have in the past
18. I use makeup and cosmetics.
Not very often
19. I use moisturizers, body lotions, and sunscreens on my skin.
How else am I supposed to keep my skin from drying out and/or being sunburned?
20. I use air fresheners in my house.
Nope..unless you count cat farts. I would actually call that an air ODORIZER though.
21. I use bug spray in my house.
Oh look, it's the Can of Everlasting Pain! Ssshzt!
22. I use standard cleaning products in my house.
Um..yes. How else am I supposed to keep my house clean without Mr.Clean???
23. I use standard soap and detergent for my skin and my clothes.
TIDE..wash my stains away.
24. I use toothpaste with fluoride.
Doesn't everybody?
25. I eat in fast-food restaurants at least once a month.
It depends on the month, really
26. I eat in restaurants once a month.
Again,depends on the month
27. I eat products produced by large publicly traded corporations.
Again..who DOESN"T do this?
28. I buy brand-name food products that are heavily advertised on TV.
Call me Mrs. Brand Name,baby!
29. I eat food that is not certified 100-percent organic.
Yes
30. I eat beef, lamb, poultry, eggs, and dairy products that are not certified 100-percnet organic.
Yes, to this too
31. I eat pork and shellfish.
mm...Porkchops and Lobster.
32. I use artificial sweeteners such as NutraSweet or Splenda.
I don't but DH does. Ick. Gimme the real stuff!
33. I drink sodas at least several times a week.
Aaahh..caffiene. The cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems!
34. I drink diet sodas at least several times a week.
Not if I can help it
35. I have less than two large bowel movements everyday.
That's REALLY TMI, don'tchathink?
36. I have taken over-the-counter nonprescription drugs that I purchased at a drug store in my life.
Do vitamens count?
37. I have taken prescription drugs in the last five years.
Yes
38. I use nonstick pans to cook with.
Nonstick makes my life SO much easier
39. I use deodorant and antiperspirant.
Sweaty,smelly lunchladies are not conducive to good appetites in students.
40. I do not drink eight glasses or purified water every day.
Probably not
41. I have never had a colonic or enema.
Eeeew!
42. I live near high tension power lines.
There's a set of lines with phone cables just behind my backyard. Is that what he means????
43. I live within 100 miles of an agricultural area where produce is grown.
I don't know
44. I live within a few miles of a manufacturing plant of some kind.
Again..not sure on this one either
45. I live within 100 miles or ranches where livestock, cattle, chickens, or other animals are raised.
It's Texas, people. There is livestock,cattle,chickens and other animals EVERYWHERE!
Guess I should go find a handbasket and hop in it, cuz I"m surely going to go to Hell according to what this guy is saying.
TOV