I do not do tanning booths. No judgements, I just refuse to do them. I usually use the Jergans Natural Glow or Hawaiian Tropic Island Radiance Self Tanners. They're OK, but I'd like to have something guaranteed not to streak or fade and that won't fade off patchy. I once went to a tanning salon and had a lady spray me a tan on. It looked fantastic, but in the Florida heat faded onto all my clothes all week
. I was reading on the Cruise Critic board and saw someone mention the Mystic Tans. Has anyone done them? How long do they last? Do they fade onto your clothes? Any tips on getting a good streak free one? Do they last in salt water? Do they fade patchy? Anything better? What about the Fake Bake product? I'm going on a cruise in January and would really like to have some of this fat of mine tanned for the whole week. Tanned fat looks better than white fat, right?

