My top 3 FP

[NJlauren]

1 The chaining table - they should really offer a FP here so I don't need to wait for some other parent to finish changing their child, I want to be able to skip to the front of the line my child's poo diaper is more important then yours.

2 The exit - The parade/wishes/illuminations ect just ended but I must exit first my cranky kid must get into bed first, sorry you must wait till all FP+ holders exit you're stuck in the happiest place on earth a few more minutes

3 and the most importtant The Bus/monorail/ferry - I can't wait on line with everyone else I must use my FP to board the bus back to my resort first remember my kid is more cranky the yours

Disclaimer: This is a complete joke and was all thought of while my 7 month old was up from 3-5am. However it made me laugh and reminded me this is a vacation to create memories with my family if I don't get a FP I'll live and still have an amazing time

 

[phillymummer]

Thanks for the laugh! That is funny.

Oh! How about a FP for QS restuarants? Or Starbucks- I can't wait for my caffeine fix. I need my coffee NOW!

 

[Disneylover99]

Here are mine..... Resort related

1. Check in line. Why should I have to wait? I've just travelled from far away.
2. Coffee in the morning. Really people, just get out of my way. Please don't block the machine and carefully put your lid back on.
3. Lining up for food. Decide before the patient cm's ask you what you want. I'm not so patient. I need an anytime fp to bypass this line.

Phew! I feel much better now.

 

[bcrook]

Thanks for the laugh! That is funny.

Oh! How about a FP for QS restuarants? Or Starbucks- I can't wait for my caffeine fix. I need my coffee NOW!

In the original roll out, disney claimed that FP+ would be available for QS! True!

And with the dearth of FP+ opportunities at Epcot, It could happen there!

I don't know about the Friendship ferry service though, that might be pushing it! Lol.

 

[BugsDaddy]

Here are mine..... Resort related


3. Lining up for food. Decide before the patient cm's ask you what you want. I'm not so patient. I need an anytime fp to bypass this line.

Phew! I feel much better now.

This reminds me of a routine I saw a comedian do once about McDonalds and how people seem dumbfounded to order when their turn arrives. Like, who has never been to McDonalds? Big Mac or Quarter Pounder...pick one and move on...

 

[GillianP1301]

Funny!

But guys seriously, I would pay money to get out and on a monorail first.

 

[Letsbgoofy]

We laugh now but who would have thought you could get a FP for fireworks or a parade a few years ago? We have already seen BOG with FPs. Who knows what's next?

 

[DVCcurious]

The changing table thing isn't a joke. The lines are always long and there's so many people coming in and out of the bathrooms. I hate waiting for the changing table. I've learned to do the diapers while on the slow moving rides. Pirates and the Peoplemover are the best rides to change a diaper on at MK. Spaceship Earth and Living with the Land are good at Epcot. Choose rides that are dark and you get the whole row to yourself and it works pretty well. i don't think people mind because no one's ever said anything to me about it.

 

[tlmadden73]

Funny!

But guys seriously, I would pay money to get out and on a monorail first.

Don't give them any ideas.

 

[sharona]

ewww

 

[Disneylover99]

The changing table thing isn't a joke. The lines are always long and there's so many people coming in and out of the bathrooms. I hate waiting for the changing table. I've learned to do the diapers while on the slow moving rides. Pirates and the Peoplemover are the best rides to change a diaper on at MK. Spaceship Earth and Living with the Land are good at Epcot. Choose rides that are dark and you get the whole row to yourself and it works pretty well. i don't think people mind because no one's ever said anything to me about it.

Are you joking about this???

 

[siskaren]

Are you joking about this???

That's what I was wondering too. Please tell me you are.

 

[Land Shark]

Food & Wine Booths and the Tequila Bar in Mexico.

 

[Lisa loves Pooh]

This reminds me of a routine I saw a comedian do once about McDonalds and how people seem dumbfounded to order when their turn arrives. Like, who has never been to McDonalds? Big Mac or Quarter Pounder...pick one and move on...

My children-- every.single.restaurant ....
The drink menu. Now, I do think my kids are kinda smart. They figure out lots of things. But every single restaurant, that blessed drink menu.

I have finally told them that every restaurant typically has soda, lemonade, milk, and water -- and reminded them they pretty much order the same darn thing every time.

Drives me nuts.

 

[Lisa loves Pooh]

That's what I was wondering too. Please tell me you are.

One changing table per bathroom--not a joke. I have seen the lines. Not quite as long as the regular line for the restroom. But I saw one with 4 or 5 moms.

The baby care center, if convenient handles the crowd better since they have a lot of changing tables.

 

[siskaren]

One changing table per bathroom--not a joke. I have seen the lines. Not quite as long as the regular line for the restroom. But I saw one with 4 or 5 moms.

The baby care center, if convenient handles the crowd better since they have a lot of changing tables.

I wasn't referring to the number of changing tables per bathroom. I was referring to DVCcurious's claim that she uses slow-moving rides to change diapers.

 

[Lisa loves Pooh]

I wasn't referring to the number of changing tables per bathroom. I was referring to DVCcurious's claim that she uses slow-moving rides to change diapers.

Ohh--my bad.

 

[JoshuaShaw]

The changing table thing isn't a joke. The lines are always long and there's so many people coming in and out of the bathrooms. I hate waiting for the changing table. I've learned to do the diapers while on the slow moving rides. Pirates and the Peoplemover are the best rides to change a diaper on at MK. Spaceship Earth and Living with the Land are good at Epcot. Choose rides that are dark and you get the whole row to yourself and it works pretty well. i don't think people mind because no one's ever said anything to me about it.

 

[DVCcurious]

You guys are overreacting. I put a towel down first, so it's not like anything's touching the seats. And I take everything with me when I get off the ride. I leave it so clean you'd never know what happened.

Besides I've seen kids changed on the dining tables at Pinnochio's Village Haus, Electric Umbrella, and other restaurants. That's way worse than changing a kid on the people mover.

But that's not what this thread is about. It's about what 3 FP's would you like if you could have anything besides the rides you can get now.

I'd like fast passes for:

Changing table
park hopping (like maybe a very fast shuttle that leaves as soon as you're ready to go)
quick service restaurants at 12:30

 

[Angel Ariel]

I put towels/changing pads under Dd wherever I change her...sometimes she still manages to pee while I'm changing her, which despite best attempts does not always stay on said pad/towel. I totally get that lines for changing tables can be bad, but there are options aside from ride vehicles. And I'm not even focusing on just the hygiene factor. Ride vehicles aren't made for lying down in them. I would think it would be considered a safety hazard.

And no, changing on dining tables isn't appropriate either.

As to the op...fp+ for quick service, like the bog one, was really nice!