Ain't that the truth? My shepherd/lab mix got into the bathroom one day while we were at work. She was about a year old at the time. Now, this is a dog that chewed up FOUR sets of mini-blinds and all the carpet off the ends of the steps. Anyway, while we were out she ate vaseline, diaper cream, toothpaste, some tissues, baby powder, about half a bottle of baby oil, some soap, some shampoo and three of my wife's shoes.
I got home, got her out to the back yard where stuff started coming out of both ends. It got kind of scary when the soap suds started coming out of her mouth. I am on the phone with the vet, asking him if my dog is gonna die, and he tells me to force a turkey baster full of peroxide down her throat to make sure she throws everything up. I thought he was crazy - If I put peroxide down her throat, she wouldn't vomit - she'd explode!!
She got everything up and then stood still while I ran a hose over her. After about five minutes she shook off the water and wanted to play. Dog has an iron stomach. Another time she ate a two-pound box of Whitman Chocolates - THAT time I used the peroxide and, again, she was fine.
She is now fourteen years old, and other than a bit of arthritis and some hearing loss, she is perfectly heathly.