Raulandpinboy
<font color=blue>Table-dancing auctioneer<br><font
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Pam cursed us it was great in the 70s the sun was shining, the women in hardly anything were running around all over the park it was great.
Then it started to rain and rain and rain. Then the women in hardly anything went out to dance in the rain after Disney decided to turn the music on in the rain, after awhile they came inside where we were So it got better we made signs read from 1 to 10 and held up scores as they came in.
Boy was it cold inside (hint hint), then Manny had gas problems and it rained, and he had more gas, so we decided to go out in the rain rather than put up with the gas, but he followed so we had to endured wet gas, it was funny to see his rain poncho swell up like a balloon every time he released a load of methane. Bob kept threatening to light a lighter to see what would happen.
Michelle and I had a few minutes so we practiced for the up and coming karaoke event on the cruise, seems were going with sir mixalots Baby got back and did we ever get some strange looks, you would think you never heard a white boy scream I like big butts and I cannot lie on Disney property before.
Then the women rallied and took over the mens room, while we were in there mind you. It was a major battle in which we the men gave up way too easily, giving up our prized stand up and pee porcelain icons for the sake of a few wet women, but in the end we won the bathroom back by sending in our secret weapon. We sent Manny with a surprise gas attack from the flank Battle over we won we stand we pee.
Then we went to dinner, I feel in love with the waitress, divorced Donna ran off with the Britt girl, all is well in the world she was a cutie.
Then Disney did the as I describe it Final Ka-boom of the night a 20 minute light and fireworks show that was lets say AWESOME. Our waitress as well as all the others went out in the rain to watch the show, and came back soaked to the last drop. I could not stand by and watch this poor creature suffer any longer, why she was cold wet, and need assistance so I dried and held her purely to comfort her in this her hour of need, the women at the table just could not understand that this is our nature as men to help comfort those in need. (really)
And it rained and rained, as we walked, my gear quit working somewhere around Canada (figures) and there was more water inside my raincoat then outside, after a 20-mile walk to the car, the minute, and I mean the minute I got in the car, the rain quit and it was nice again. You see I was nice and told everybody to wait in the nice dry area while I would go get the car and come back for them.
So there I was in the car shoes and socks soaked, phone had more water in it than bobs underwater phone, windows fogged up. Little device I got for Christmas talking to me saying I walked 11236 steps today for a total distance of 3.6 miles.
Then I discovered Britt girl talks too much she looks good soaking wet, but talks way too much. So I drop her off and return to Donna, at least Donna doesnt talk too much, she may snore but doesnt talk too much.
Then as final lets not listen to Ed I drive the car heading for the only thing I see still standing the monorail track when I see some poor folks standing in the parking lot near a great big puddle, well the little bad child awakened in me as I hit that the little puddle and sent a wall of say of 10 feet of water right at them, then an all two familiar voice come over the radio it was Bob, and that was them back in the parking lot Oopsi hehehehehe my bad!!! But it was their fault for not following directions, they just decided to venture out on their own, and when you do that these things will happen.
Quote for the evening goes to the lady in the white dress
Hairdo for the event $40.00
New dress for the event $65.00
Having it rain all night, and you getting soaked then realizing that the new dress when wet is 100% see through So now about 50000 Disney guest could see that you used duct-tape to squeeze and tuck certain parts of you body together. Priceless
Advice tips for the evening goes to the guy that stopped of our window to change and adjust himself into his speedo.
Dude ever hear of Nair. Hair remover Can you say Cha Cha Cha Chia pet.
Final toll on the evening I had a great time the other will have to speak for themselves, but as for me I had a blast.
The really Only bad part was when we tried to get to the pin cart in America to get the New years eve pin, when we suddenly hit a brick wall, seems we got stuck in the parade waiting line, and could not move until the parade was over no ifs ands or buts. But I did learn about one thing that I had always wondered about
Follow me on this if you can did you ever wonder what happens to all the people when the parade ends? Okay just before Paris, the parade disappears into the magic Disney wall with me so far? Now the people that follow the parades with the end of the line rope, (you know the rope pulled across the street carried by two or more cast members behind the last float that signifies this is the end of the parade yall) they get to the magic wall, and the end of the parade route, then they realize that there are 1000s of people being held there going in the opposite direction. You see Disney stops traffic right there at the magic wall entrance, now the parade ends and you have 1000s of people filling the street on both sides just staring at each other what happens next is shear poetry.
Disney did it this way. When the last parade float enters the magic wall and all you have left is a few cast members holding ropes between a gap of oh say 10 feet, you now have on either end of that gap two sets of 1000s of tourist, pin traders, and the like and all of them in massive hurry to get to the other side looking much like a scene from West Side Story when the two rival gangs meet in the street to do a musical rumble in the Bronx number. Then Disney saves its own by having the last three parade performers come back out and do a little dream a little dream number, they then they throw some pixy dust in the air, and while the people are busy watching the pixy dust fall this their cue to release the ropes grab the last few cast members and book into the magic wall, and I mean book into the magic wall sealing it behind them, thus leaving the masses to fend for themselves. A few seconds later the crowds regain mental control, we all stare at each other for let say 3 seconds I was waiting for someone run out snapping their fingers while singing Were gonna rumple tonight but all we got was some nut singing Maria, I just meet a girl named Maria
What happens next could only be described as a scene from Braveheart when the English rushed into battle with the Scots, complete with men in kilts, people screaming, people using strollers as rams, and those folks in the suicide motorized kamikaze electric chairs that kill (Why must they always yell Bonsai as the roar into crowds), I tell you what gather some 20000 people separate them into two groups, stop them not allowing them to move, let them let them pool into masses, then let them have at each other. Its quite a site the whole thing lasts about 5 minutes and the bodies are quickly removed, stripped and disposed of by some magical means.
And to add insult to injury the pin was sold out by the time I got to the cart.
Who cares I got to be in a movie scene.
All in all a good time was had by all. To the whiners and you know who you are that did not have the guts to tough it out and get a little wet and had to run away like little girls, dont worry I will not reveal your names, your secrete is safe with me.
So Dom, Cynthia, Michael, Corey, Robin dont worry your secret is safe with me.
Then it started to rain and rain and rain. Then the women in hardly anything went out to dance in the rain after Disney decided to turn the music on in the rain, after awhile they came inside where we were So it got better we made signs read from 1 to 10 and held up scores as they came in.
Boy was it cold inside (hint hint), then Manny had gas problems and it rained, and he had more gas, so we decided to go out in the rain rather than put up with the gas, but he followed so we had to endured wet gas, it was funny to see his rain poncho swell up like a balloon every time he released a load of methane. Bob kept threatening to light a lighter to see what would happen.
Michelle and I had a few minutes so we practiced for the up and coming karaoke event on the cruise, seems were going with sir mixalots Baby got back and did we ever get some strange looks, you would think you never heard a white boy scream I like big butts and I cannot lie on Disney property before.
Then the women rallied and took over the mens room, while we were in there mind you. It was a major battle in which we the men gave up way too easily, giving up our prized stand up and pee porcelain icons for the sake of a few wet women, but in the end we won the bathroom back by sending in our secret weapon. We sent Manny with a surprise gas attack from the flank Battle over we won we stand we pee.
Then we went to dinner, I feel in love with the waitress, divorced Donna ran off with the Britt girl, all is well in the world she was a cutie.
Then Disney did the as I describe it Final Ka-boom of the night a 20 minute light and fireworks show that was lets say AWESOME. Our waitress as well as all the others went out in the rain to watch the show, and came back soaked to the last drop. I could not stand by and watch this poor creature suffer any longer, why she was cold wet, and need assistance so I dried and held her purely to comfort her in this her hour of need, the women at the table just could not understand that this is our nature as men to help comfort those in need. (really)
And it rained and rained, as we walked, my gear quit working somewhere around Canada (figures) and there was more water inside my raincoat then outside, after a 20-mile walk to the car, the minute, and I mean the minute I got in the car, the rain quit and it was nice again. You see I was nice and told everybody to wait in the nice dry area while I would go get the car and come back for them.
So there I was in the car shoes and socks soaked, phone had more water in it than bobs underwater phone, windows fogged up. Little device I got for Christmas talking to me saying I walked 11236 steps today for a total distance of 3.6 miles.
Then I discovered Britt girl talks too much she looks good soaking wet, but talks way too much. So I drop her off and return to Donna, at least Donna doesnt talk too much, she may snore but doesnt talk too much.
Then as final lets not listen to Ed I drive the car heading for the only thing I see still standing the monorail track when I see some poor folks standing in the parking lot near a great big puddle, well the little bad child awakened in me as I hit that the little puddle and sent a wall of say of 10 feet of water right at them, then an all two familiar voice come over the radio it was Bob, and that was them back in the parking lot Oopsi hehehehehe my bad!!! But it was their fault for not following directions, they just decided to venture out on their own, and when you do that these things will happen.
Quote for the evening goes to the lady in the white dress
Hairdo for the event $40.00
New dress for the event $65.00
Having it rain all night, and you getting soaked then realizing that the new dress when wet is 100% see through So now about 50000 Disney guest could see that you used duct-tape to squeeze and tuck certain parts of you body together. Priceless
Advice tips for the evening goes to the guy that stopped of our window to change and adjust himself into his speedo.
Dude ever hear of Nair. Hair remover Can you say Cha Cha Cha Chia pet.
Final toll on the evening I had a great time the other will have to speak for themselves, but as for me I had a blast.
The really Only bad part was when we tried to get to the pin cart in America to get the New years eve pin, when we suddenly hit a brick wall, seems we got stuck in the parade waiting line, and could not move until the parade was over no ifs ands or buts. But I did learn about one thing that I had always wondered about
Follow me on this if you can did you ever wonder what happens to all the people when the parade ends? Okay just before Paris, the parade disappears into the magic Disney wall with me so far? Now the people that follow the parades with the end of the line rope, (you know the rope pulled across the street carried by two or more cast members behind the last float that signifies this is the end of the parade yall) they get to the magic wall, and the end of the parade route, then they realize that there are 1000s of people being held there going in the opposite direction. You see Disney stops traffic right there at the magic wall entrance, now the parade ends and you have 1000s of people filling the street on both sides just staring at each other what happens next is shear poetry.
Disney did it this way. When the last parade float enters the magic wall and all you have left is a few cast members holding ropes between a gap of oh say 10 feet, you now have on either end of that gap two sets of 1000s of tourist, pin traders, and the like and all of them in massive hurry to get to the other side looking much like a scene from West Side Story when the two rival gangs meet in the street to do a musical rumble in the Bronx number. Then Disney saves its own by having the last three parade performers come back out and do a little dream a little dream number, they then they throw some pixy dust in the air, and while the people are busy watching the pixy dust fall this their cue to release the ropes grab the last few cast members and book into the magic wall, and I mean book into the magic wall sealing it behind them, thus leaving the masses to fend for themselves. A few seconds later the crowds regain mental control, we all stare at each other for let say 3 seconds I was waiting for someone run out snapping their fingers while singing Were gonna rumple tonight but all we got was some nut singing Maria, I just meet a girl named Maria
What happens next could only be described as a scene from Braveheart when the English rushed into battle with the Scots, complete with men in kilts, people screaming, people using strollers as rams, and those folks in the suicide motorized kamikaze electric chairs that kill (Why must they always yell Bonsai as the roar into crowds), I tell you what gather some 20000 people separate them into two groups, stop them not allowing them to move, let them let them pool into masses, then let them have at each other. Its quite a site the whole thing lasts about 5 minutes and the bodies are quickly removed, stripped and disposed of by some magical means.
And to add insult to injury the pin was sold out by the time I got to the cart.
Who cares I got to be in a movie scene. All in all a good time was had by all. To the whiners and you know who you are that did not have the guts to tough it out and get a little wet and had to run away like little girls, dont worry I will not reveal your names, your secrete is safe with me.
So Dom, Cynthia, Michael, Corey, Robin dont worry your secret is safe with me.
. Now he is whistling songs from West Side Story. 
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HEY SCOTT...!!! 
