My husband just said

[wdwiala]

"Did you gain weight over the last day? Those pants on you aren't looking too good".

Then, about 30 seconds later, he fell asleep. Grrr.

 

[ADisneygirl]

.....men; sometimes they don't think before they speak.

 

[MannAboutTheWorld]

Just remember: if you smother him with a pillow, no more Disney World for the next 20 years to life.

 

[Jane-in-PA]

Just remember: if you smother him with a pillow, no more Disney World for the next 20 years to life.

 

[SaraJayne]

Maybe he was sleep-talking??

 

[wdwiala]

Unfortunately he wasn't sleep talking. I thought that they taught men what not to say in Husband Class 101

 

[SaraJayne]

Unfortunately he wasn't sleep talking. I thought that they taught men what not to say in Husband Class 101

Well then ~ ~ I was trying to give him the benefit of the doubt.

 

[wdwiala]

Just remember: if you smother him with a pillow, no more Disney World for the next 20 years to life.

No pillow, but I think pretty soon here that I will coax the dog up onto the bed. She likes to sleep REALCLOSE to him. It drives him nuts but will make me feel a little better knowing he isn't sleeping so well.

 

[Lintasare]

I say smother him and then plead insanity. No jury of your peers will convict you.

 

[natenapril]

"Did you gain weight over the last day? Those pants on you aren't looking too good".

Then, about 30 seconds later, he fell asleep. Grrr.

 

[LuluLovesDisney]

Can you sew? I'd take in a couple of his favorite pants by about an inch or so.

 

[phred52]

Can you sew? I'd take in a couple of his favorite pants by about an inch or so.

oooh that's GOOD! If you could only do it in a way he doesn't suspect you've done anything!

 

[bgirldeb]

Just remember: if you smother him with a pillow, no more Disney World for the next 20 years to life.

 

[dejr_8]

Did you gain weight?

 

[Jennasis]

DH and I have an agreement. If one of us looks bad, fat, funny, etc we tell the other. If one of us asks the other, we answer honestly.

 

[sunnyday123]

In most states, they can't convict you ( or at least it's way harder ) if they can't find the body. I'm just sayin'.

 

[MUFFYCAT]

"Did you gain weight over the last day? Those pants on you aren't looking too good".

Then, about 30 seconds later, he fell asleep. Grrr.

You were kind to let him sleep.
Payback is a witch, when the time is right think of something to say to him!

 

[Pigeon]

If it were my husband, I'm not sure he'd wake up.

 

[marcyinPA]

Can you sew? I'd take in a couple of his favorite pants by about an inch or so.

That's great!!

 

[~disneydiva~]

Can you sew? I'd take in a couple of his favorite pants by about an inch or so.

Love this!!