I loved my new ears, and I think I wore them just as good as Rig wore his cowboy hat.
Where to now Babylee?
We had to look on the map for what to do next. I still think Hollywood Studios is the most confusing park.
Toy Story Mania was one we hadnt done, so we headed in that direction. Rig wanted to go draw another picture, there wasnt anything in me that wanted to do that again, I told him to go ahead without me and we could meet up somewhere, but he didnt want to separate. I told him he might be able to convince me to go draw again later, I just wasnt up for the humiliation as of yet. Its no fun doing something if you suck miserably at it. Well some things are fun to do even if you stink at it, like miniature golf or bowling, but I found no enjoyment in trying to draw, I dont try and draw at home and I really wasnt up for drawing on vacation.
On the way to toy story mania we passed one mans dream, we hadnt gone in there yet so we decided to check that out.
Walking through and looking at pictures and little models was ok, I thought that was all there was to it though, but then we discovered there was a show too.
We went in and got comfy. It was set up just like a movie theater but without the sticky floor. Rig took his hat off and settled down into his chair.
Dont sleep. I told him
I dont plan on it, you know what you can do to keep me awake though. He smiled his crooked grin at me.
Theres a lot I can do to keep you awake, but I doubt its what you have in mind.
Dont be picken on your man now.
The theater wasnt quite full when the movie finally started. A few minutes into it Rig had sat up and leaned forward in his chair, he was interested I could tell. And rightly so, it was a good show. Walt was just the average guy with a dream, he made his dream come true and now so many of us go and live out our dreams of seeing the castle or meeting the princesses. I appreciated Disney World so much more after this show, knowing that this man came from meager beginnings and managed to create all of that from one dream, a dream that just kept growing and now others are adding to it to keep his dream alive, its amazing. I not only walked away from that show with a whole new respect for Disney, but I also walked away thinking that its not impossible to realize all of my dreams, no matter how big they may be, or how ridiculous they may sound. If you havent seen one mans dream I urge you to do so, make it a priority on your next trip.
Rig really liked the show too, I am well versed in the world of Disney and the man behind it. He proclaimed
Versed? I questioned
Yea, it means knowledged.
I know what versed means, I laughed, just why are you using it?
Im expanding my vocabulary, it makes me sound educated. (pronounced ed gee cay teed)
We then headed towards Toy Story Mania, The line was long, the wait was longer and the fast passes were all gone. Thats when we remembered that Toy Story was supposed to be the first thing on our list for Hollywood Studios. Woops! Oh well, now we have to come back Disney World, we missed something.
Thats how our discussion of coming back came to be. We knew we wanted to come back one more time before having kids, and we wanted to have our best friends come with us. We knew it would be a long time, Rig needs a new truck like yesterday, duct tape holds up good (ya know you can hold a bumper on with duct tape? Even with the way Rig drives, that bumper stays stuck on there), but he is really pushing it now. Oh and my friend Ally from town has never been to Disney, she wants to go so bad Hi Ally (shes been following this story) maybe she can come back with us too. Maybe Jenny and Grant would want to come.
Anyway, we discussed several different scenarios for returning to Disney. And we discussed who would like what as far as food and rides go.
And since we missed out on Toy Story Mania we decided to skip the car stunt show thing too.
So all thats left to do now is the animation studio? Rig smiled his big please smile. So I gave in and we went to draw another picture.
We drew the lightening bug from the princess and the frog. Yay, (please read that with no excitement at all)
Rigs picture looked just like the way it was supposed to, my picture looked like a fat Q-tip with legs, big eyes and a toothless smile.
His picture was rolled up and put into his back pocket, my picture was crumpled up and thrown away.
Since we did the whole drawing thing I figured it was now my turn for some fun and I chose Voyage of the little Mermaid.
Again Babylee? Aint you seen enough of that fish?
No, its my favorite and I want to go again.
Are we actually watchin the show or is this your way of askin for some cowboy lovin?
Rig I dont need to go into a show to get some cowboy lovin.
Thats true. Rig put his arms around me, But Cowboy lovin is always better in the dark.
We waited for the next show to let us in and I probably got Rigs hopes up when I chose a seat in the way back, but I was there for just one thing and that was to watch the show, it would probably be the last time for a long time that I would get to see it. When the lights went down and Rig figured out that I wasnt up for making out he slunkered down in his chair and took a little cat nap.
This show will never get old, I do wish they had a little more acting and less cartoon montage in the middle, but I get why they had to do it that way. Its still a great show though.
We left the theater into the bright light and hot sun, I was starting to feel tired and a little hungry, I knew food would wake me up.
Rig swore I turned down his advances to get back at him for dragging me into the art academy. But thats not how I play, I am not a vengeful person and I reminded him of that, but to settle him down I promised him I would make it up to him. It was all playful, we make pacts and deals all the time knowing full well that pacts and deals are not necessary in our relationship, we do the best we can to please each other, and cowboy love isnt something that needs to be bartered with, it flows natural and free.
We werent sure of where to eat, we were sick of pizza and hot dogs and hamburgers, well I should rephrase that, I was sick of that stuff. So Rig asked around and was told that the commissary had a lot to offer, so that is where we went, I was so happy to see that they had fried fish, Yum Yum with a capitol Y.
I found us a table and Rig went up to order our food, now I was expecting some fish sticks, but Omagosh what I got was a school of fish and these fish were as long as my arm, I managed to eat one and most of my fries, but Rig had to finish my fish, it was good fish too mind you.
We spent a long time in here, our dinner conversation was all over the place skipping and hopping from one subject to the next. It was just like dinner time back home, I always try and prolong dinner clean up and dishes for as along as possible and our conversations can go on forever that way.
I excused myself to the ladies room and when I came back Rig handed me a napkin, I need you to read this over and then sign on the X.
It read,
I Babylee being of dingy mind but smokin body to hereby promise my husband of sound mind but equal smokin body the following
Some major lovin.
I laughed so hard I could barely talk for a few minutes, I refuse to sign anything that says I am of dingy mind.
Well now Babylee, these documents have to be truthful, if I were to allow you to sign something saying you were of right mind, that would be lying and make the whole thing null and void.
Documents? I laughed even harder, Its a freakin napkin!
All we need is a witness, Rig said looking around the restaurant. He found a few ladies sitting a few tables away from us, Excuse me ladies, could I get some help from one of you, I just need somebody to witness my wife signing this document.
I covered my face with my hands, Rig you aint right.
Two of the ladies came over, Rig handed me his pen, Right here on the dotted line woman! he said to me.
Im not signing it. I said pushing the pen back to him.
Cmon now Babylee, sign it.
What exactly is it you want her to sign? one of the ladies asked
I handed her the napkin and let her read it, she bust out laughing and handed it to her friend who also laughed.
thats cute, one of them said, I would sign it for posterity.
Whose posterity? His or mine? I dont want my future descendants reading that I am of dingy mind?
Most likely your descendants will be dingy minded too. Rig said handing me the pen, theres no arguing with him sometimes, so I signed.
Rig handed the pen to the lady who urged me to sign, and she herself signed it.
Now this is good, Leela, this is a true document and will hold up in any court of law.
The lady asked us if we were honeymooners, we told her kind of, we had been married for a year already but never had a real honeymoon. She thought we were sweet and wished us the best for future years and wanted a picture of herself with us and the document. So we posed with her while her friend took the picture.
We left the restaurant. Rig extremely proud of himself.
Since when have you ever needed it written down that I would love on you. I asked, My actions have always proved that we dont need a written agreement.
I dont know, you turned me down in the dark show.
I was watching the little mermaid.
Rig shrugged.
Fine, I said, lets go find us a dark place right now.