My co-worker is a fountain of misinformation!! 5/14 the day has come page 130

[Kathi OD]

At least the shower was wonderful. I'm glad she didn't ruin it.

 

[Stacerita]

Ugh, that woman is just mean. She must be really constipated.

 

[PrincessSuzanne]

Ugh, that woman is just mean. She must be really constipated.

Well, maybe if she would remove the corn-cob and tighten the loose screws, she might be a little more normal.

Suzanne

 

[Evil Genius]

I normally start work at 7:30. Today I came in at 7:00. No big deal you say? Oh but it is!

Me - Good morning

Miss Info - Woah!

Me -

Miss Info - Why are you here so early?

Me - It's a half hour.

Miss Info - Well now you've messed up my whole day. All day now I'm going to be thinking it's later than it actually is. Oh great.

Me - I didn't know my presence made that big of a deal in your life.

So now all day I've had to listen to how I've messed up her day and is it really ONLY XYZ time. Oh my she thought it was later.

I should go to lunch late and really screw up her day.

 

[Hedy]

I normally start work at 7:30. Today I came in at 7:00. No big deal you say? Oh but it is!

Me - Good morning

Miss Info - Woah!

Me -

Miss Info - Why are you here so early?

Me - It's a half hour.

Miss Info - Well now you've messed up my whole day. All day now I'm going to be thinking it's later than it actually is. Oh great.

Me - I didn't know my presence made that big of a deal in your life.

So now all day I've had to listen to how I've messed up her day and is it really ONLY XYZ time. Oh my she thought it was later.

I should go to lunch late and really screw up her day.

 

[Briarmom]

I normally start work at 7:30. Today I came in at 7:00. No big deal you say? Oh but it is!

Me - Good morning

Miss Info - Woah!

Me -

Miss Info - Why are you here so early?

Me - It's a half hour.

Miss Info - Well now you've messed up my whole day. All day now I'm going to be thinking it's later than it actually is. Oh great.

Me - I didn't know my presence made that big of a deal in your life.

So now all day I've had to listen to how I've messed up her day and is it really ONLY XYZ time. Oh my she thought it was later.

I should go to lunch late and really screw up her day.

What happens during Daylight Savings Time?

 

[laurie31]

What happens during Daylight Savings Time?

That's totally hilarious that she sets her "internal clock" by what time the OP shows up for work!!

Tomorrow, you should go in late!!!


As for daylight savings time, too bad she doesn't have a job where she's actually working when the time changes!! You'd have to hear her complain about missing 2am entirely (or having to live through it twice in one night)

 

[kimmikayb]

I normally start work at 7:30. Today I came in at 7:00. No big deal you say? Oh but it is!

Me - Good morning

Miss Info - Woah!

Me -

Miss Info - Why are you here so early?

Me - It's a half hour.

Miss Info - Well now you've messed up my whole day. All day now I'm going to be thinking it's later than it actually is. Oh great.

Me - I didn't know my presence made that big of a deal in your life.

So now all day I've had to listen to how I've messed up her day and is it really ONLY XYZ time. Oh my she thought it was later.

I should go to lunch late and really screw up her day.

 

[CrazedDisFan]

You should go home early, that will REALLY screw her up!

 

[fan_of_small_world]

There HAS to be a way to mess with her clocks, isn't there?

And she MUST annoy IT enough for them to help you change the one on her computer!

 

[Ride Junkie]

I sometimes forget what day of the week it is, because my coworker wears the same shirt & pants every day for like 6 days in a row. Then, he'll switch to another outfit...and wear THAT one for several days. It feels like groundhog day here!

MOOOOO...ssst, ssssst. I feel better now.

 

[lyzziesmom]

What on Earth does this woman do when you're not at work? Does she get so flustered that she thinks she's at home?

(Although, with all the mooing, psssting, perfume spraying and various other weird things she does, she already acts like she's at home!)

 

[Evil Genius]

Now I really have made her crazy. She leaves at 3:00 so she looks at me and asks if I'm leaving soon. I tell her no, my regular time. Her eye actually twitched. She shook her head and walked away.

 

[alabamaalan]

I suggest that you spread plastic over important items in your cubicle because your outrageous work habits are going to cause her head to explode

 

[Evil Genius]

I suggest that you spread plastic over important items in your cubicle because your outrageous work habits are going to cause her head to explode

You're assuming that there is something inside that will splatter.

 

[DisGirlAllie]

I normally start work at 7:30. Today I came in at 7:00. No big deal you say? Oh but it is!

Me - Good morning

Miss Info - Woah!

Me -

Miss Info - Why are you here so early?

Me - It's a half hour.

Miss Info - Well now you've messed up my whole day. All day now I'm going to be thinking it's later than it actually is. Oh great.

Me - I didn't know my presence made that big of a deal in your life.

So now all day I've had to listen to how I've messed up her day and is it really ONLY XYZ time. Oh my she thought it was later.

I should go to lunch late and really screw up her day.

 

[Stacerita]

Now I really have made her crazy. She leaves at 3:00 so she looks at me and asks if I'm leaving soon. I tell her no, my regular time. Her eye actually twitched. She shook her head and walked away.

Oh great, you messed up my day too now. I thought you would post later in the day, but instead you posted early. So now I am going to be thinking its really later than what it is. Why must you do that to me?

She truely is something else. I would have changed the time on her computer when she went to break or something to really mess with her.

 

[famofsix]

You messed up her day because normally at 7:05 AM she picks her teeth at your desk everyday and sits in your chair and scratches in unmentionable places

 

[PrincessSuzanne]

You messed up her day because normally at 7:05 AM she picks her teeth at your desk everyday and sits in your chair and scratches in unmentionable places

 

[Stacerita]

You messed up her day because normally at 7:05 AM she picks her teeth at your desk everyday and sits in your chair and scratches in unmentionable places

OMG....I think I just vomited a bit in my mouth.