My co-worker is a fountain of misinformation!! 5/14 the day has come page 130

[Jennifer48]

You definately have to keep us up to date. These are good for a chuckle on the recent bad days I've been having.

 

[Mouse House Mama]

Well, thank goodness she was there to let us know about how miserable we would be winning the lottery! I would hate to win and then lose all that money to lawyers and of course therapy because I would be so unhappy!

Also- it sure was nice that she told the boss how awful his kid looked. Nothing like a little more parental guilt.

Oh- and she must be a food connesoir (sp?) since she knows that Red Losbter is considered fine dining!

Thank you for today's report. It made me feel better today for a few minutes. I fully expect more reports to come!

 

[Fitswimmer]

My mother had an office mate like that. When I was in college she would send me letters that included "Marians" This one was my favorite!

Her husband had a heart attack so the MD told them to cut back on the red meat. Marian said: "Oh, we had steak last night but I cooked it until all the red was gone"

She's gone now, God rest her soul, but she will never be forgotten.

 

[cristit14]

Those are funny. Mine are from my neighbor across the street. Did you know that ALL bats have rabies and they will ALWAYS bite you if you are outside at the same time.

 

[Hedy]

My mother had an office mate like that. When I was in college she would send me letters that included "Marians" This one was my favorite!

Her husband had a heart attack so the MD told them to cut back on the red meat. Marian said: "Oh, we had steak last night but I cooked it until all the red was gone"

She's gone now, God rest her soul, but she will never be forgotten.

 

[SamIAm21]

Wow, it's good to know there are other company's with "Cliff Clavins" working there, too. Your's is a real doozey!

The only thing about Cliff Clavin though is that he was usually right. He carried around useless knowledge, but it was correct.

There's a girl, Rosie, out in our main office area who sits next to someone who just yaks her ear off all day long. And she can never have a private telephone coversation, because the nosy neighbor always says, I didn't mean to eavesdrop, but I heard you say, yadda yadda yadda... Drives Rosie absolutely bonkers. When she has an important or really personal call to make, she comes down to my office area and uses my phone. I just take a trip to the coffee pot or ladies room to give her some privacy. And she wonders why she is passed over for promotions or never gets invited out to lunch with other co-workers. Sheesh!

 

[Jpgirl]

I agree with Rafki-we don't like her kind down here. Since we all here know Texas is it's own country tell her that we've closed the border to her kind and if she's caught crossing it a Texas Ranger will shoot her with his 6 shooter. I gotta go now-and get my Tex Mex food fix-probably cooked by one of "those Mexicans" that are over running us!!

 

[Chuck S]

Mom has a friend like that. We get a daily misinformation hour long phone call. Mom's part of the conversation is "Uh Huh..oh really...that's interesting"

She is fluent in Spanish, Mom & I are not, Mom & I speak just enough Spanish to get by when we go shopping on a day trip to Nuevo Laredo. This lady gives us a recap of all the news she sees on the Spanish language TV channels...on Saturday she told us Fidel Castro died, and the English language media are involved in a coverup to hide it from the American People. I think she gets news confused with telenovelas.

 

[budbeerlady]

Oh, ask her if she has been to Disneyland or Disneyworld. I bet she might have some really good ones to keep us entertained for a while!

 

[Evil Genius]

You guys are a hoot. "Cooked all the red out!!"

I will keep you all up to date on the latest as they occur. Right now she's sighing so much I fear she's going to hyperventilate. It means she's doing an excel spreadsheet.

At least she makes us smile.

 

[mytwotinks]

I have never ever worked anywhere that this person didn't exist! I used to work at a Clinique counter and worked with a woman who was constantly telling us crazy things about the "other" cosmetic brands. Did you guys know that Lancome cosmetics have so much fragrance in them that they can actually cause you to become high? I know that I would not have known that if I hadn't overheard her telling one of her customers.

 

[Mr. Malaprop]

I have a co-worker who believes Cinderella's Castle is actually a magical religious temple and at night Disney holds secret services to worship strange deities. She calls it "Cinderella's Magical Temple"!

 

[AprilShowers]

I have a co-worker who believes Cinderella's Castle is actually a magical religious temple and at night Disney holds secret services to worship strange deities. She calls it "Cinderella's Magical Temple"!

Now THAT'S funny!

 

[laurie31]

Oh, ask her if she has been to Disneyland or Disneyworld. I bet she might have some really good ones to keep us entertained for a while!

I'll bet she's one of those people who wants to buy the "combo pass" for Universal and Disney


And omgosh - who says anything about a pic of the boss's kid besides, "Oh, how precious!"

And Red Lobster - to stick it to the company?

 

[KristiKelly]

I know a few of those.

My Mom's next door neighbor knows everything and can do anything.

 

[Mouse House Mama]

I have a co-worker who believes Cinderella's Castle is actually a magical religious temple and at night Disney holds secret services to worship strange deities. She calls it "Cinderella's Magical Temple"!

Well if I join that church will I get to stay at the Castle overnight?

 

[Robinrs]

OmG... I'd trade her for my KNOW NOTHING IG'NANT co-worker ANYDAY... and I'M HER BOSS... somebody HELP me...

and people wonder why I wear my ipod ALL DAY!!!

 

[Belle2667]

THANK YOU GOD !! I am not alone.

I've got one your friend's twin on the other side of my cube wall Luckily, I have an ipod and I know how to use it!

....did you know that the Disney Magic is going to be going back and forth through the canal in Africa (South America) next summer? 14 days in one direction, 14 in the other. She knows all of this because her brother used to work at WDW so she has the inside info!! (Yes, 14 days out to California, 8 weeks or so on 7 night trips to Mexico, and 14 days back to Florida....not 28 day trips!) Oh yeah, and Johnnie Rockets is on deck 9. She ate there the day they went to Castaway Cay. (Not! It's on Royal Caribbean.)

(Again, no arguing with the woman!)

 

[gradtchr]

I need more! LOL!

 

[KadysMom]

We all have co workers like that!! Keep the stories coming!