My 1000th Post Thread - Hijacks Expected!!

[MenashaCorp]

Not sure what dump means in the USA but here - well I haven't got a nice picture in my head of Dump Cake

Is this it????

LOL! I made this for my friend's birthday. She is a Veterinary Technician, and got the humor...her DH got a little freaked out, though.

Why, God?? Why did I have to see this during LUNCH??!?

 

[calypso*a*go-go]

WARNING... MAJOR HI-JACK AHEAD... WARNING...

Hi everyone!

Well, I just got back from my now weekly appointment. I can't believe how fast this pregnancy is going, but I guess that's what happens when you have 2 little ones.

So happy to hear everything is going well! You think you're crying over Emma now...wait till she starts high school and you realize you've only got four years and she's off to college.

 

[calypso*a*go-go]

Why, God?? Why did I have to see this during LUNCH??!?

You said you wanted to drop 50 lbs...we've enrolled you in Ursula's Very Scary Weight Loss Program (you'll thank us some day!).

 

[scarlett873]

OK.. It's 1:30 pm EDT now... Does that have filling? (2 lovely other "c" words - one verb, one noun left out...)



I'd propose if you weren't married and I weren't cougared.

 

[UrsulasShadow]

So happy to hear everything is going well! You think you're crying over Emma now...wait till she starts high school and you realize you've only got four years and she's off to college.

And then when the baby graduates HS, and you realize summer is almost over, and you have exactly 23 days left with him...

 

[wishspirit]

And then when the baby graduates HS, and you realize summer is almost over, and you have exactly 23 days left with him...

Then you will go and book a Disney cruise and change the locks (like my parents did), and wonder how you ever lived with them, esspecially when they come back for the holidays and mess up the house!

 

[MenashaCorp]

I lost another pound, for a total gained of 8lbs. I wish I had this metabolism all the time. I mean how many donuts and pieces of CAKE and pizza does a girl need to eat to gain some weight....

Seven.

We are heading to the beach this weekend and next, then I'm cut off from going until after the baby is born.

Also, I have an U/S scheduled for the 20th.

Good news: The camera adds ten pounds.

Finally, DD starts kindergarden in 2 weeks!
I can't believe she is 5 and starting school. I was on the phone yesterday with my DH talking about some things I need to pick up at the store, and he asked "do we need anything else", and I said "some school supplies for Emma". Well that brought on the tears and it lasted for a good 10 minutes. UGH! My baby is going to school......

I miss school supplies... Not so much school lunches....

Well that's my life in a nutshel. Hope everyone is doing well! You may now go back to your fart thread.

Matches at the ready....

 

[CelticBelle]

Matches at the ready....

 

[kab407]

OK.. It's 1:30 pm EDT now... Does that have filling? (2 lovely other "c" words - one verb, one noun left out...)



I'd propose if you weren't married and I weren't cougared.

Wait a second!!!! You are cougared????!!! Mindy!!!! Did you catch this!!!!

I so have to talk to Susan.

 

[MenashaCorp]

Wait a second!!!! You are cougared????!!! Mindy!!!! Did you catch this!!!!

I so have to talk to S.

I believe Mindy caught it a while ago, K/K ... Back when I was talking about buying Podcast cruisers drinks en masse... (before the liquor Nazis reduced how much I could PACK )

S/K hasn't actually yet ASSAULTED me for using the term "Cougared," but I think I oughta stop using it as a matter of politeness....

 

[UrsulasShadow]

Wait a second!!!! You are cougared????!!! Mindy!!!! Did you catch this!!!!

I so have to talk to Susan.

Yep, C/K, I've got his number...so's Susan, I'm sure!

 

[kab407]

How did I miss this? Darn work for getting in the way

It's time to crawl into this God uncomfortable bed.

I have team building to do tomorrow.

Where is the barfing smilie when you need it?

 

[MenashaCorp]

Well that's my life in a nutshel. Hope everyone is doing well! You may now go back to your fart thread.

Matches at the ready....

Dude... Secret Deck Seven. You, me and calypso"beans and rice for 3 more years"*a*go-go... Blue Flame on Fireworks Nights...

 

[MenashaCorp]

How did I miss this? Darn work for getting in the way

It's time to crawl into this God uncomfortable bed.

I have team building to do tomorrow.

Where is the barfing smilie when you need it?

Closest I can find, K/K (or CougarKat)

 

[Jacksmom99]

I just read earlier today that August 13th is International Left Hander's Day. There's even a website: www.lefthandersday.com!

That's cool! I'll have to tell DD who is the only left handed one in the family.

Congrats on the 1000th!

Hi-jack:
DD was born with a red, Mickey shaped birthmark on her left forearm. Dr. said it would fade, but 6 years later it's clear as ever. What do your birthmarks look like?

Ok, now back to reading where I left off and seeing how far the other hi-jacks went!

Kim

 

[halliesmommy01]

Hi-jack:
DD was born with a red, Mickey shaped birthmark on her left forearm. Dr. said it would fade, but 6 years later it's clear as ever. What do your birthmarks look like?

Ok, now back to reading where I left off and seeing how far the other hi-jacks went!

Kim

Well my Mother, myself and both of my kids have Identical birthmarks right at the hairline at the nape of our necks.

and to hi jack this thread some more. I start school again on the 11th. Microeconomics and Business law. I should have done this when I was younger.
I do get to take off a semester because my finals would be the week of the Podcast cruise. I have priorities!

Congrats on the post.

Becky-Kim

 

[Tonya2426]

Hi-jack:
DD was born with a red, Mickey shaped birthmark on her left forearm. Dr. said it would fade, but 6 years later it's clear as ever. What do your birthmarks look like?

Ok, now back to reading where I left off and seeing how far the other hi-jacks went!

Kim

My birthmark is boring and just a brownish dime size spot next to my bellybutton - but no one ever sees it since I don't wear bikinis anymore. And it has not faded in the last 40 years.

and to hi jack this thread some more. I start school again on the 11th. Microeconomics and Business law. I should have done this when I was younger.

I do get to take off a semester because my finals would be the week of the Podcast cruise. I have priorities!

Congrats on the post.

Becky-Kim

My faith in humanity is restored!!!! A woman with her priorities in the right place!!! And why don't you call it your Spring Semester At Sea? (It's all about how you phrase things. )

 

[scarlett873]

Well my Mother, myself and both of my kids have Identical birthmarks at the right at the hairline at the nape of our necks.

and to hi jack this thread some more. I start school again on the 11th. Microeconomics and Business law. I should have done this when I was younger.
I do get to take off a semester because my finals would be the week of the Podcast cruise. I have priorities!

Congrats on the post.

Becky-Kim

I'm switching to a new school this year. At my last school, my finals would have wrapped up the week before the podcast cruise. This is a different program altogether...I go non-stop for 18 months! Their are breaks built in between classes, and it's just one class at a time, but I have no idea what my schedule is going to be yet! I've already resigned myself to the fact that I may miss class that week...if there's a test/final, I will make sure that I make arrangements ahead of time!

 

[MenashaCorp]

The diagram/track of this thread would be like the trace of the path of a pee wee soccer game. Everybody gooooes THIS way.. noooooow THIS way.... Or like that little animated bug in some DISers' signatures. Loving the randomness!!

Not to gross people out, but when I had a rash break out on my arm, one spot looked like a certain corporate logo, so I took a picture and sent it to my sister "Look!! A Hidden Mickey!!" Something about life being 10% whiat happens to us and 90% how we react to it...


Brandie/Kim - as long as you're still able to make CAKE, arrange your priorities however you please...

 

[winotracy]

Did I mention lately that I am leaving in 9 days?!?

I gotta start packing