MusicalDisneyDreams
Paging Mr. Morrow, Mr. Tom Morrow.
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OOC:: The words in italics are narration.
Park Management:: And now, we are proud to present Mickey's Jammin' Jungle Parade.. in the dark! Since the lighting in the park is no longer normal, we ask that you remain where you are throughout the parade.
The parade began, astonishing all with the way the glowing paints and lights were strategically used. The music poured from the speakers.
Suddenly, the lights flickered off, plunging the park into total darkness. A scream was heard. The lights slowly turned back on, revealing a gruesome sight: a performer, lying still, and covered in blood.
Park Management:: Everyone- please remain calm and stay back, while we investigate this. Thank you.
Security guards rushed foreward. One tripped of a piece of string, causing the following song to blast from the speakers in the tune of Be Prepared. The singer used a voice scrambler, so the voice was not placeable. It ranged from the highest soprano to the deepest bass, so the gender was impossible to determine.
OOC:: The parts in parenthesis (), the real words to Be Prepared, are not sung, that's just to help you see what I did.
I know that you all thought you were here (I know that your powers of retention)
For a celebration and a reward. (Are as wet as a warthog's backside)
But I advise you: Pay attention! (But thick as you are, pay attention!)
My words will change your life. (My words are a matter of pride.)
It's clear from your frightened expressions (It's clear from your vacant expressions)
You know that I'm on a spree. (The lights are not all on upstairs.)
'Cuz we're talking murders and fun here. (But we're talking kinds and successions.)
None of you can be caught unawares! (Even you can't be caught unawares!)
So.. be prepared for the hunt of a lifetime.. (So prepare for the chance of a lifetime.)
Be prepared for some horrible news. (Be prepared for sensational news.)
An interesting time here (A shining new era)
Is drawing much nearer. (Is tip-toeing nearer)
And where do you fit in? (And where do we feature?)
Stop and just listen. (Just listen to teacher.)
It truly is planned, and I'll be rewarded (I know it sounds sordid, but you'll be rewarded)
When at last I have killed all of you. (When at last I am given my dues!)
And with all of you thoroughly scared, (And injustice deliciously squared)
I'm prepared! (Be prepared!)
Park Management:: It seems that this poor CM had her throat slit before being stabbed in the chest. Unfortunately, we cannot allow anyone to leave the park until we figure this out. Please travel in groups and be aware and careful. Thank you for your understanding. \
OOC:: Sorry it's so long.
Park Management:: Park guests, we regret to inform you there has been a murder. Dug has been killed.
It seems he was thrown off of Expedition: Everest's highest peak. He suffered broken ribs among other injuries. However, the most likely cause of his death were two broken ribs that punctured his lungs. He will be missed.
Strands of brown hair or fur have been found at the scene of the crime.
The cause of Everest malfunctioning was Dug's collar wedged into part of the track.
Please use this shock as an incentive to stay in groups and be on your guard.
Oh, and two detectives have been hired to help catch the murderer.
Park Management: It seems one murder was not enough for this bloodthirsty criminal. Park guests, I hate to tell you, but there has been another murder today! Barbie was also killed.
She was found in the Boneyard with sand stuffed down her throat, and a gold necklace wound around her throat. She most likely died of suffocation, unless she was strangled first. She will be dearly missed.
Please keep Dug and Barbie in your thoughts.
And please stay in groups!
And if you see or find anything suspicious, please let us know.
OOC:: Here's everyone's recap.
