Jim: wow that poor cast member who would kill someone at such a cool place like this. *walks out of room and goest to monorail station gets on monorail red* Wow this is pretty cool although it'd be cooler if it hovered.
Park Management: I regret to inform you that, a cast member was murdered last night while practicing for tonight's performance of Spirit of Aloha. He was a fire dancer and he was tripped and spilled a bottle of alcohol, which was placed there by the murder, and was caught in the fire. There was no clues at the scene of the crime. Stay tuned.