Ursula- Here's the long-awaited article, angelfish:
Disney Times: Gossip Columnist, Ursula Dah Sea Witch
It was a wonderful start to our stay at three magnificent hotels. Unfortunately, our time has become...perilous. We are all wondering: who could be next? Does the killer have a motive? Why doesn't Ursula have one of the delicious chili-cheeseburgers? Well, I am here, angelfish, to wrap up our possible murderers.
As you all know, our first victim was one of the hard-working Disney cast members, who sole job is to wait on me hand and foot. Then, we saw that mysterious blue bllb get himslef murdered. This journalist had thought that that blue blob was our murderer. Our murderer, however, left us a little gift. A small thimble was found with the body. Many of the guest thought that a princess or fairy was the murderer. It makes sense, angelfish, princesses and their fairies are know for their sowing abilities. Readkng off the guest list, I saw several princesses. Cinderella, Ariel, Tinker Bell, and Vidia to name a few. Then our killer struck again! This time, he murdered the ugly, untalented, poor, unfortunate soul Ariel (not that I hate the girl or anything). So this knocked her off my suspect list. The clue left was a piece of black cloth. Now, we may have two killers on our hands, but I have to think that Vidia is a prime suspect. We have a long way to go, angelfish, in finding our murderer. As for the rest of the vacation, this journalist will be eating chili cheeseburgers til the sun comes up and planning her wedding. Oh, ans that reminds me, in my next column, I will discuss the gossip of who may or may ot get invited to my wedding. Until then, ciao darlings!
*flys off to room*
