Here are some other laws that are on the books (but probably not enforced) that we might want to consider...
Georgia has a law prohibiting people from saying "Oh boy" in public.
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The Georgia town of Conyers ventures to curb speech by prohibiting utterances of the phrase "Two fried eggs and a fritter for a quarter."
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In Atlanta it's against the law to tie a giraffe to a telephone pole or a street lamp.
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In Hawaii it is against the law for you to insert pennies in your ear.
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It is illegal in Idaho for a man to give his sweetheart a box of chocolates weighing less than 50 pounds.
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In Illinois, animals can be sent to jail. A monkey served five days in a Chicago jail for shoplifting. Similarly, in South Bend, Indiana, a monkey was convicted of the crime of smoking a cigarette and sentenced to pay a fine of $25 plus the cost of the trial.
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Women in Joliet, Illinois, can be arrested for trying on more than six dresses in one store.
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In fire-sensitive Chicago, it is against the law to eat in an establishment that is on fire.
You can't use elephants to plow cotton fields in North Carolina.
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It's against the law in Oklahoma to get a fish drunk.
From...
http://www.allamericanleathers.com/sillylaws2.htm