Move Your Louis Vuitton Luggage for my Piggly Wiggly Bags Please - Leave in 1 day!

[If U Had Wings]

I just have to join in on your ptr. You had me at with Piggly Wiggly. I've never actually seen one, but it's one of those names that just makes me laugh.

 

[Millie12591]

Hello! I think hitchinking accross the county would build their charachter!

Don't make me come down there and slap you for being too quiet! OK!

That would probably involve hijaking a moped like on Dumb and Dumber! The mental images that come with this sentence.....

Morning babe. Thank you for understanding that I need to write sometimes! Awwww.

If you ever call me Ma'am you can kiss your lover time buh bye! I know! What's with this ma'am thing?!? Aren't we the same age?


He is a hit and run kind of guy - enjoy!

See...right there it could be taken out of context but I so meant his posts...I am going to duct tape my own mouth shut now...

I was gonna say, the mental images this conjured up! Whewwwww doggies! The mind is not a pretty place sometimes.

Great idea for the secret santa, I'm totally in!

 

[Dizneydawn]

Whooo...okay I'm caught up!! Wow was I behind!!!!! I love your idea for a gift exchange what a thoughtful and wonderful idea!!!!
Glad you liked it!
YOUR PTR is way too funny!!!!

I still think the TR and PTR was funny from last time around....and I need to finish the TR this weekend if it kills me...but we will get there!

I just have to join in on your ptr. You had me at with Piggly Wiggly. I've never actually seen one, but it's one of those names that just makes me laugh.

It must be meant to be because I just sawyour name and accidentally hit on it trying to goi to my thread about an hour ago. You posted something under on a thread listed under mine...anyway - I wil have my work cut out this weekend reading all you guys as well!

So glad yoo are here and head over to the current TR - never too late to join and I have links for easy skimming!

I was gonna say, the mental images this conjured up! Whewwwww doggies! The mind is not a pretty place sometimes.
Reeeeeeally do tell....
Great idea for the secret santa, I'm totally in!

I knew you would be so start quilting some toaster covers!

Actually I envy people who can sew or knit or even latch hook. I made a pillow that was in the shape of a sundae in 6th grade and the cherry on the top, looked like a nipple.

My mom can emroider and I love getting new dishtowels (the white soft kind) with stuff. Although she rarely does that.

I want an old fashioned tree upstairs this year (minus new fashioned lights cause I am not putting candles on my tree branches) and am trying to convince Dan how fun it would be to string popcorn. I id did it Treyner's second Christmas and swore my head off as I jabbed my hand 2 bazillion times with the darn needle....go around the hull you idiot...AROUND!

 

[eliz991]

I want an old fashioned tree upstairs this year (minus new fashioned lights cause I am not putting candles on my tree branches) and am trying to convince Dan how fun it would be to string popcorn. I id did it Treyner's second Christmas and swore my head off as I jabbed my hand 2 bazillion times with the darn needle....go around the hull you idiot...AROUND!

Gee I don't know why you haven't convinced Dan that this would be fun yet....

 

[wigdoutdismom]

I wanna do the gift exchange! I wanna, I wanna!

 

[wigdoutdismom]

My kind of man!!! Okay now that was TMI!

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oops...... I think I did that while at work!

So what were those 5th graders doing during your moment of insanity?

 

[grumpyyoungguy]

"Ma'am" is a sign of respect for the opposite sex...It is not a sign of age...

so get over yourselves you old farts

 

[Dizneydawn]

So what were those 5th graders doing during your moment of insanity?

Send me a message to my yahoo account if you want in - I am collecting people for one week for the Secret Santa box!

And I totally agree...real professional! Why didn't I ever have a teacher with a sense of humor?

"Ma'am" is a sign of respect for the opposite sex...It is not a sign of age...

so get over yourselves you old farts

Ohhhhh....that's why you do not call 90 year old blue haired beauty's Ma'am when you pass them on the freeway and have one hand waving not so nicely at them!

What IS a name related to old age for a man so I know what to refer to you as?

Duffer?
Geezer?
Old Man River?

 

[grumpyyoungguy]

Ohhhhh....that's why you do not call 90 year old blue haired beauty's Ma'am when you pass them on the freeway and have one hand waving not so nicely at them!

What IS a name related to old age for a man so I know what to refer to you as?

Duffer?
Geezer?
Old Man River?

In Minnesota we are referred to as Stud muffin

 

[DONTMINDME]

Sounds like wood cake to me, but what do I know I'm from Maryland and here ma'am is a dirty word.

 

[grumpyyoungguy]

Sounds like wood cake to me, but what do I know I'm from Maryland and here ma'am is a dirty word.

Ladies, I meant no disrepect at all. That is not my personality. I was simply replying as I had been taught by a family of military. Ma'am and sir was expected. More informalities were not allowed either in an age difference or in an opposite sex situation. I also was not allowed to call my family by name with out a title. Dawn still makes fun of me for saying "Uncle Curt" instead of Curt.

I truly apologize if I have offended anyone.

 

[DONTMINDME]

I was tryin to be silly I'm the old one here at 48 and You can't offend me I was raised military and have seen just about everything and then some. I live in a house of men and I rule so I love to play with words and I take my Ds down a notch everytime he tries to play word games with me so Don't mind me just playin.

 

[DONTMINDME]

I just finished making my dis badges and I am sooo excited they turned out really cute. As you know I am an eeyore fan and I had the toughest time finding Eeyore stickers that weren't puffy ( you can't laminate when they are puffy I tried) But I found the cutest stickers in the Hallmark store today. Way cool. Wish I knew how to post pictures to show you but I am a computer illiterate . I just had to tell someone my family all think I am nuts. I also found the coolest Mickey material to make but blankets for our trip I can,t wait to see how they turn out.

 

[Dizneydawn]

Sounds like wood cake to me, but what do I know I'm from Maryland and here ma'am is a dirty word.

Ladies, I meant no disrepect at all. That is not my personality. I was simply replying as I had been taught by a family of military. Ma'am and sir was expected. More informalities were not allowed either in an age difference or in an opposite sex situation. I also was not allowed to call my family by name with out a title. Dawn still makes fun of me for saying "Uncle Curt" instead of Curt.

I truly apologize if I have offended anyone.

I was tryin to be silly I'm the old one here at 48 and You can't offend me I was raised military and have seen just about everything and then some. I live in a house of men and I rule so I love to play with words and I take my Ds down a notch everytime he tries to play word games with me so Don't mind me just playin.

Blah Blah Blah...he's fine and she's fine and Dan is always worried he offended someone - he is in therapy as we speak for learning how to offend people - I am the star pupil of that course!

DMM is in anger management and trying to use her words for good instead of evil...but I am liking the evil which brings me to...

Something that matters...cause we are beginning to sound like a Sally Jesse eppisode and I do not want to break out my big ole Red Glasses....

(WTHades happened to her. Time was not captured in a bottle - but imploded on her face!!!)

So.......

WTHeck is Wood Cake?

 

[DONTMINDME]

stud=wood, muffin=cake doesn't sound so good when you put it that way does it.

 

[Dizneydawn]

I just finished making my dis badges and I am sooo excited they turned out really cute. As you know I am an eeyore fan and I had the toughest time finding Eeyore stickers that weren't puffyWhat do you have against puffy? ( you can't laminate when they are puffy I tried) But I found the cutest stickers in the Hallmark store today. Way cool. Wish I knew how to post pictures to show you but I am a computer illiterate . I just had to tell someone my family all think I am nuts. I also found the coolest Mickey material to make but blankets for our trip I can,t wait to see how they turn out.

In response to what you wrote above that I highlighted in red...

#1 What is a butt blanket exactly?
#2 Do they come one size fits all because I have a few friends who are gifted in the butt department.

#3 Does it matter if the butt is in the front or is it made for rear only butts?

 

[DONTMINDME]

All they are is a small blanket to sit on for parades and metal cold benches at Seaworld and such, altho I don't think I bought enough material for those attributes, butt I love the picture and btw I loved Sally's red glasses. They are just easier to tote around then a full size blanket. Anything to make the pack lighter.

 

[Dizneydawn]

stud=wood, muffin=cake doesn't sound so good when you put it that way does it.

Wood Cake sounded like a name of a guy I knew from the Chip N Dales! Glad I asked cause my reply might have been embarassing!

 

[Dizneydawn]

All they are is a small blanket to sit on for parades and metal cold benches at Seaworld and such, altho I don't think I bought enough material for those attributes, butt I love the picture and btw I loved Sally's red glasses. They are just easier to tote around then a full size blanket. Anything to make the pack lighter.

I need to make some cause I get bleacher butt all the time! Maybe we can help you navigate photobucket if you want. By we I mean some techie here who can actually explain versus only do, like me!

 

[DONTMINDME]

my Ds is always saying he is just a stud muffin and one day I came out with more like wood cake and its been kind of a joke between him and me. He is my stick kid he's 6'3" and might top out at 135 lbs so we joke alot with him about wood and sticks. I tell him I don't need a walking stick when I get older I have him.