Most Embarressing Moments at Disney

[cindyfromga]

The ToT post made me remember this one~
Back in 98 myself, my hubby, my brother and my mom went to wdw for me and hubbys honeymoon, yes honeymoon! Long story short~ always wanted to take mom and bro was finally able, and hubby and I dated for 10 years been before so....why not!

Ok anyway, we knew what ToT was like and so did my bro, now my mom(who can be a little slow to catch on shall we say) had no clue.

So we get in line and we are talking to mom on and on so she dont catch on. Now you would think with all the screaming she would get it....nope! Me and my bro say "oh thats from a different ride" Meanwhile my hubby who likes to "get my mom going" keeps telling her "Sal listen this ride picks you up and drops you really fast, I swear" but knowing my hubby, she choose's to believe us her darling children!

So we go on and that car drops, and I thought they switched mom with a salior! It was hysterical, and thank goodness no children were on that particular ride! we knew she would like it (and still does to this day) but the truth would have never got her on there.

The funniest part was after we unloaded and are on our way out she says "I know you think that was funny but I almost lost my false teeth, I had to put my hand over my mouth and push them back in" Well I think we just about peed our pants~

To this day we say "mom hold your teeth we are doing ToT"

Oh my gosh!!!!! I am laughing so hard-this story is soooooo funny. I have tears in my eyes. Thanks for the great laugh.

 

[WeemanMom]

uh..oh.. This was my post and I just realized that next Jan/Feb. I am going to Disney with my dsil who is freaked out by birds
maybe I shouldn't tell her about these...she might not want to go with me

I am not sure I would ever go with you either. And I don't have bird issues! I just don't think it's safe to be near you in Disney.

Oh, I love this! Thank you for sharing!

One event was cute, two was funny, three is just hysterical! PLEASE post after your next trip. I am curious what the birds will do to you then.

 

[justplaingoofy]

I am not sure I would ever go with you either. And I don't have bird issues! I just don't think it's safe to be near you in Disney.

Oh, I love this! Thank you for sharing!

One event was cute, two was funny, three is just hysterical! PLEASE post after your next trip. I am curious what the birds will do to you then.

I see you are traveling in Sept... me too... look for me.. I'll be the one in the hard hat walking around Disney (maybe with goggles too!) The funny thing about this when I started I only remembered the most recent episode..(bird pooping on my head in Jan), then I remembered while I was typing about my getting "thieved" at Magic Kingdom and hit in the head...then I was almost too embarrassed to write about the duck...ohh.boy...

 

[abc999]

I have 2 stories to add.. the first one happened in DisneyLand about 14 years ago. My aunt drove us, my 2 young cousins (ages 4 and 6), sister, mother, an older cousin and we parked the car. Of course no one thought to look at where we were parking. We spent the day at the park and then walked out into the parking are and everyone just kind of stared at each other. So, we started looking. My aunt told us the license plate number with the note that there is a picture of handprints on the place, so we started roaming around.. My young cousins started to call for the car, like a dog. "Here car, car, car" Of course people were staring at all of us, like total idiots. We finally went and found a CM and they sent someone to drive my aunt around looking for the car, while the rest of us waited by the gate.

Second story is sort of but goes with the whole middle finger theme. One day we were out at a park with DS (then about 18 months) she starts screaming the F word I am totally shocked and the only thing that comes out of my mouth is "what?" So, she points at a FROG and again says the F word. I was quick to say Oh, frog whenever she said that word again.

 

[justplaingoofy]

I have 2 stories to add.. the first one happened in DisneyLand about 14 years ago. My aunt drove us, my 2 young cousins (ages 4 and 6), sister, mother, an older cousin and we parked the car. Of course no one thought to look at where we were parking. We spent the day at the park and then walked out into the parking are and everyone just kind of stared at each other. So, we started looking. My aunt told us the license plate number with the note that there is a picture of handprints on the place, so we started roaming around.. My young cousins started to call for the car, like a dog. "Here car, car, car" Of course people were staring at all of us, like total idiots. We finally went and found a CM and they sent someone to drive my aunt around looking for the car, while the rest of us waited by the gate.

ha ha We had trouble one time finding our "white" car in a sea of white car rentals in the huge parking lot too... now if we drive we take our digital camera out and take a picture at the end of the row.."film 12"

 

[Mahnahmahnah]

I have to come out of lurkdom to contribute. What a great thread!

My DH and I are in the Haunted Mansion, in the room that "stretches" and the lights start to go dark, etc.....

I thought my DH was standing behind me so I start to lean back on him. As I am leaning on him I hear this wierd, heavy breathing and somethin is just not quite right...........

I begin to stand up straighter, and slowly I turn to look all the while praying "please let this be my DH".....

as I look I SCREAMED It was a CM who was dressed as a dead guy!!!!! He was looking at me with this blank stare and I just started nervously laughing because it was too darn funny!

Everyone in that room turned and looked at me including my DH!!! I was so embarressed and shaking !
I don't think anyone knew what happened....they probably thought I was afraid of the stretching pics!

 

[Donald Lover11]

I have to come out of lurkdom to contribute. What a great thread!

My DH and I are in the Haunted Mansion, in the room that "stretches" and the lights start to go dark, etc.....

I thought my DH was standing behind me so I start to lean back on him. As I am leaning on him I hear this wierd, heavy breathing and somethin is just not quite right...........

I begin to stand up straighter, and slowly I turn to look all the while praying "please let this be my DH".....

as I look I SCREAMED It was a CM who was dressed as a dead guy!!!!! He was looking at me with this blank stare and I just started nervously laughing because it was too darn funny!

Everyone in that room turned and looked at me including my DH!!! I was so embarressed and shaking !
I don't think anyone knew what happened....they probably thought I was afraid of the stretching pics!

Hah!! That's happened to me before!! The stretching room scene had just gotten over and it was still dark. I was trying to move towards the door to get on a doom buggy but there was something in front of me and I couldn't get around. At first I thought it was my mom and that there was a traffic jam or something, but I called to her and she was next to me. Then the lights came on and a super tall CM dressed as a dead guy was staring down at me. I screamed pretty loud at that one... My mom laughed hysterically at me!!

 

[DisGirlAllie]

I recently went to Disney for Spring Break.
We were staying at the Boardwalk Villas and could easily walk over to either Hollywood Studios or to Epcot.
I am dead terrified of birds, which includes ducks.
My dad and I were walking to MGM and we come across this big group of ducks that were in a line and were staring at us.
Me, being as terrified of birds as I am, is refusing to go anywhere near them and my dad promises that they won't hurt me. (They were on that little ledge holding up the bridge/highway thingy)
So my dad and I slowly walk by and we get about 8 or 9 yards away from where they were.
I wasn't paying attention so I didn't notice, but my dad bent down and pinched the back of my calf, almost as if a duck had just bitten me.
I screamed so loud and I got very odd stares from the people around us.
I glared at my dad the entire rest of the walk and I glared even harder when we walked by a bird. I stared at his hand the entire time as to ensure another "duck" did not attack me.

 

[DisGirlAllie]

"I'M NOT REALLY BIG ENOUGH! IT'S THE SHOES! IT'S THE SHOES! MOMMY GOT ME BIG SHOES!"

That was me trying to avoid riding space mountain. xD

 

[toledo13]

Hah!! That's happened to me before!! The stretching room scene had just gotten over and it was still dark. I was trying to move towards the door to get on a doom buggy but there was something in front of me and I couldn't get around. At first I thought it was my mom and that there was a traffic jam or something, but I called to her and she was next to me. Then the lights came on and a super tall CM dressed as a dead guy was staring down at me. I screamed pretty loud at that one... My mom laughed hysterically at me!!

YUCK!!!! I didn't know that there were 'dead guys' in that room!!!!! I mean... I always close my eyes when the lights go out so I don't look up

 

[Leonsmom]

I am so glad this thread is moving along again... I really need my daily dose of laughter!

Second story is sort of but goes with the whole middle finger theme. One day we were out at a park with DS (then about 18 months) she starts screaming the F word I am totally shocked and the only thing that comes out of my mouth is "what?" So, she points at a FROG and again says the F word. I was quick to say Oh, frog whenever she said that word again.

You just gave me a ride down memory lane. My DS did the SAME thing, only we were in Target. He started to point and say FWOK, FWOK,FWOK! I was trying to shush him while figuring out what a FWOK was. I look at what he is pointing at and there was a frog squeezy toy. I picked it up and gave it to hom thinking this would keep him quiet, and it did *except* whenever someone walked by and he would lift up his frog and yell FWOK!!
I tried to put it away and he started yelling "I Wan Ta Fwok!"
OH MY Yeah we still have the Fwok.... It sits on my window sill in the kitchen.

BTW this is the same DS5 in the middle finger picture in a previos post

ha ha We had trouble one time finding our "white" car in a sea of white car rentals in the huge parking lot too... now if we drive we take our digital camera out and take a picture at the end of the row.."film 12"

This is a great idea - you should add it to the tips thread...

 

[Explodo]

Ok...My Turn. Myself the DW and DD(age3) are at the MK last Spetember. DD is in the process of potty traing. She was actualy really good at it. Not one accident the entire time. BUT...At one point down by the Alladins Carpet ride, she gives us the two minute warning...DADDY I GOTTA GO! and she meant it. A guy standing next to us looks at me with sympathy and Says "Take advantage of this moment...she'll never be more clear of her needs for the rest of her life (I note the guy is with his 4 daughters and wife...they all give him the stink eye)

So Mom was eating and I drew bathroom detail. In to the mens restroom we go...past the line of urinals...Down the row of stalls. I go into the handicapped stall as to have enoguh room to manuever. I set her on the potty and she goes like a champ. She announces as much to anyone that will listen...No big deal.

Well as I'm standing there, I discover that I to need to "GO POTTY" so I sit down and proceed to urinate (No need to confuse the daughter yet...know what I mean?). As I finish, She walks over to me and pats me on the knee and says very loudly "GOOD JOB DADDY!!!! I'm SO PROUD YOU!!!! YOU WENT POTTY LIKE A BIG BOY!!! GOOD JOB GOOD JOB"

Immediately, I hear chuckles erupt in the line of stalls....It reached a peak...We go out of the stall and are bathroom rock stars...Every man in the bathroom gave me the thumbs up "High Sign"

You know...I felt quite proud of going potty TBH. My DD was certainly proud

 

[pkondz]

...DADDY I GOTTA GO! and she meant it. A guy standing next to us looks at me with sympathy and Says "Take advantage of this moment...she'll never be more clear of her needs for the rest of her life

OMG, I've so gotta use that!

 

[TCKK]

Ok...My Turn. Myself the DW and DD(age3) are at the MK last Spetember. DD is in the process of potty traing. She was actualy really good at it. Not one accident the entire time. BUT...At one point down by the Alladins Carpet ride, she gives us the two minute warning...DADDY I GOTTA GO! and she meant it. A guy standing next to us looks at me with sympathy and Says "Take advantage of this moment...she'll never be more clear of her needs for the rest of her life (I note the guy is with his 4 daughters and wife...they all give him the stink eye)

So Mom was eating and I drew bathroom detail. In to the mens restroom we go...past the line of urinals...Down the row of stalls. I go into the handicapped stall as to have enoguh room to manuever. I set her on the potty and she goes like a champ. She announces as much to anyone that will listen...No big deal.

Well as I'm standing there, I discover that I to need to "GO POTTY" so I sit down and proceed to urinate (No need to confuse the daughter yet...know what I mean?). As I finish, She walks over to me and pats me on the knee and says very loudly "GOOD JOB DADDY!!!! I'm SO PROUD YOU!!!! YOU WENT POTTY LIKE A BIG BOY!!! GOOD JOB GOOD JOB"

Immediately, I hear chuckles erupt in the line of stalls....It reached a peak...We go out of the stall and are bathroom rock stars...Every man in the bathroom gave me the thumbs up "High Sign"

You know...I felt quite proud of going potty TBH. My DD was certainly proud

That's hysterical. What a good daddy

 

[Leonsmom]

Ok...My Turn. Myself the DW and DD(age3) are at the MK last Spetember. DD is in the process of potty traing. She was actualy really good at it. Not one accident the entire time. BUT...At one point down by the Alladins Carpet ride, she gives us the two minute warning...DADDY I GOTTA GO! and she meant it. A guy standing next to us looks at me with sympathy and Says "Take advantage of this moment...she'll never be more clear of her needs for the rest of her life (I note the guy is with his 4 daughters and wife...they all give him the stink eye)

So Mom was eating and I drew bathroom detail. In to the mens restroom we go...past the line of urinals...Down the row of stalls. I go into the handicapped stall as to have enoguh room to manuever. I set her on the potty and she goes like a champ. She announces as much to anyone that will listen...No big deal.

Well as I'm standing there, I discover that I to need to "GO POTTY" so I sit down and proceed to urinate (No need to confuse the daughter yet...know what I mean?). As I finish, She walks over to me and pats me on the knee and says very loudly "GOOD JOB DADDY!!!! I'm SO PROUD YOU!!!! YOU WENT POTTY LIKE A BIG BOY!!! GOOD JOB GOOD JOB"

Immediately, I hear chuckles erupt in the line of stalls....It reached a peak...We go out of the stall and are bathroom rock stars...Every man in the bathroom gave me the thumbs up "High Sign"

You know...I felt quite proud of going potty TBH. My DD was certainly proud

That's hysterical! I am laughing so hard I have tears in my eyes!

 

[WeemanMom]

ha ha We had trouble one time finding our "white" car in a sea of white car rentals in the huge parking lot too... now if we drive we take our digital camera out and take a picture at the end of the row.."film 12"

I'll watch, and then I will walk on the other side of the street.

Where are you staying? We are staying at POR!

 

[justplaingoofy]

I'll watch, and then I will walk on the other side of the street.

Where are you staying? We are staying at POR!

I just p.m.'d you...didn't want to hijack this thread ::cop:

 

[bouncycat]

Oh lord, better add mine....back in April this year, my ds and I were at DHS, and I am DEATHLY afraid of spiders, we were leaving to go to MK for the P&PP, got in the car, turned on the ac, and felt a tickle on my forehead. I looked in the mirror, and there was a little spider crawling down my face!! So, I immediately start smacking the crap outta myself trying to kill this thing, all before my ds who was sitting beside me could figure out why I was beating myself up!! I am soooo glad I hadn't moved the car at that point, cause I would have hit something for sure!! So, we went to the P&PP with my face all red cause I beat myself up!!

 

[justplaingoofy]

bump... need my daily laughter!

 

[Justin the Hook]

So back in 2001 we went down to WDW with my brothers, both who at the time were state swimmers up here in PA. For some odd reason we thought that Typhoon Lagoon opened at 9 am and we got there at 8:45 am a whole hour and 15 minutes before the park opened. We were the first in line no one at all in front of us. At 10 am they opened the gates we walked in and moved along into the park. We stop at the first intersection and were looking for that prime spot to set our towels down for the day. We looked around for about 1 minute when it happened. My brother the state ranked swimmer announces to us,"Just put your things down anywhere, I need to go pee in the pool!" As he finishes the sentence 1,000 people are behind us looking at him in anger. We all just laughed and headed off to the wave pool. Now all of the females in this forum are going to say eww gross, and the men will deny it, but I don't know any male that has never peed in the pool. That would be the a moment to remember 1,000 people looking at you because something you just said.