Most embarrassing thing in your house

[PixieDustandEeyore]

Probably my preparation H ... I was born with hemmorhoids and it was embarassing getting hemmorhoids removed at 18 but we still have that cream kicking around.

 

[tinkerbellandeyor]

My books from my childhood

 

[epcotprincess]

A commissioned painting of DH as a jedi knight with a light saber.

Thankfully he keeps it in his man-cave.

 

[marcyinPA]

My basement. My DH is a "collector"....

When anyone has to go down in our basement, I just continuously apologize for its' condition...so embarrassing!!!

 

[Disneyland1084]

My basement. My DH is a "collector"....

When anyone has to go down in our basement, I just continuously apologize for its' condition...so embarrassing!!!

I could have written the SAME thing a month ago. But when my DH found out a childhood friend of mine was coming to visit, he cleaned it up!

 

[terri01p]

 

[Nancy]

It is actually my family room...or the man cave. Furniture is hideous, it needs updating from top to bottom and my husband loves it. And the very worst thing in there...the fridge! When my daughter moved out of the dorms she brought the fridge home so DH decided he would use it in his man cave. He keeps his beer and bottled water in there..now he only needs to leave the room for food and showers since the small bathroom is right there.

I told him I was putting a door so I can close it off from the rest of the house..I hate looking into it.

 

[lovetoscrap]

I guess it would have to be our 6 foot tall inflatable Corona Beer bottle. My SIL got it for us. We are currently debating if we should add Christmas lights to it.

Absolutely! If you got it, flaunt it!

My books from my childhood

I have tons of books from my childhood but they are not embarrassing, they are family treasures handed down. My mother saved them and I was thrilled to get them when I moved away. Some have my scribbles in them, some her handwriting of my name on it, some have my handwriting. I love having them and my kids have loved to read them. Be proud of those! I hope my kids will some day be able to read to their children and say "this was one of Grandma's favorite books when she was your age".

A commissioned painting of DH as a jedi knight with a light saber.

Thankfully he keeps it in his man-cave.

From all that has been posted so far, I give this the win!

 

[VMK_MagicalLadee]

My room.

It has 400+ pictures of Adam Lambert...

 

[kristina87]

A commissioned painting of DH as a jedi knight with a light saber.

Thankfully he keeps it in his man-cave.

HAHAHAHAHAHA. this is the best by far, love love love it

 

[Mad4Mickey]

Gotta say it is my 22 yr old sons room . The housekeeper wont even go in there

 

[Nette]

Massive amounts of golden retriever hair... It's impossible to get rid of it all no matter how hard we try.

 

[indimom]

By far the most embarassing thing in my house is the Master Suite, even surpassing the dumping ground of the laundry room which is where we put everything when company is coming by.
The Master Suite is the only room in our 100yo home we haven't remodeled yet and it shows. With a vengence.

It had hideous yellow wallpaper with red and green flowers when we moved in. Like Christmas on acid.

I "tried" to do the torn wall paper effect over it because it would have been too hard to wallpaper traditionally thanks to the sloped ceilings and badly out of square walls. Oh, and the strange fact that the entire room is "L" shaped and HUGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Um...apparently...that wallpaper technique requires special wallpaper. It's peeling in a few...okay, a lot of places. That marbled blue wallpaper looks just lovely paired with the yellow, red and green flashes of our Nightmare before Christmas walls not-so-hidden underneath.

The floor is peel and stick tile squares and doesn't cover the entire floor. There is a cheap Target area rug covering the part of the floor that the tile doesn't cover. Tacky, tacky, tacky.

The ceiling is in bad shape (like parts were falling down) so DH put up some "temporary" drywall, oh....three years ago?? It has never been finished so you can see the seems and the edges. He took down the vents and broke the smoke detector doing it. They are still sitting in a bedside table.

Our bedroom furniture is over 20yo and the runners have long since been splintered to shreds, so the doors no longer sit nice and straight. Sometimes its hard to get them to shut at all.

The large dresser had a decorative door that covered two drawers, one of the kids tried to shut the door with the drawer underneath not completely closed, and bent the hinges so now the door doesn't shut at all.

My closet has a hobit sized door opening (according to my 6'3" BIL) with no door so you can't hide the clutter.

And don't get me started on the master bath. All I can say about this closet is all the fixtures work.

It makes me tired just thinking of all the work we have to do in there.


This is my best kept secret. NO ONE goes in there. EVER.
Don't tell.

 

[dyna]

Right now my entire house is embaressing....still moving in...much smaller house than I had before an the whole house needs updating on the inside...previous owner was an 87 yr old lady somehow her tastes an mine just not the same.

She did hang new curtains in bedrooms but did not iron them 1st an my iron is still up north.

My laundry is piling up no dryer yet...the laundry room never had a dryer so no 220 I do have a small clothes line have taken advantage of weather when I could.....got lots of sheets an bed clothes that I took off beds an want to wash before storing or getting rid of them.

 

[SetzKitten]

I have a steer head hanging in my bedroom (I'm a vegetarian). It's either that or my collection of Sid and Mary Krofft dvds. (also )

 

[sorcerormickey]

Unfortunately...this thing:

7.5' tall Jack Skellington Big Figure. It makes me nuts and we keep it in the den so I don't have to see it on a daily basis. He only comes out for Halloween. Fully articulated and posable. One of my BF's favorite belongings.

 

[monkeyboy]

Unfortunately...this thing:

7.5' tall Jack Skellington Big Figure. It makes me nuts and we keep it in the den so I don't have to see it on a daily basis. He only comes out for Halloween. Fully articulated and posable. One of my BF's favorite belongings.

use it for EVERY holiday and dress accordingly

 

[tinkerbellandeyor]

How about all the junk in my house that i am getting rid of this month

 

[Mouse House Mama]

Unfortunately...this thing:

7.5' tall Jack Skellington Big Figure. It makes me nuts and we keep it in the den so I don't have to see it on a daily basis. He only comes out for Halloween. Fully articulated and posable. One of my BF's favorite belongings.

I love that! If you ever want to get rid of it send it my way!

 

[Angelhalo]

Our Master Suite.

I keep the whole house VERY VERY clean, except that room. It perpetually looks like a giant hamper exploded. It drives me NUTS, I just never seem to have enough time or energy to do anything about it.