Most embarrassing moment - ever! I will probably now be arrested. (long)

[tevagirl]

OMG!

That is hysterical!

 

[chell]

You need to learn the Aunt Chell way of going potty! Hold them at an angle over the toilet, close enough so they aren't touching but where you can be certain all will go inside the bowl. When they get done shake vigorously from side to side. That is how Aunt Chell does it when she has to take one of the boys to the bathroom.

 

[Tigger&Belle]

Well, that's a relief!

No pun intended?

 

[Cindy B]

Honestly, I would call the cold stone manager tomorrow and discuss this. Personally I would have stood there and gotten my ice cream--there was actually no need to treat you like a perv. If I was the manager at Cold Stone, I would have looked at the age of the child and known that kids say the darndest things... and let it go.

As a parent/teacher, I see kids all the time. When I sub in the Pre K preschool classes, I have three year olds. They are supposed to be potty trained but they aren't sometimes. Professionally I won't touch *****hes, but I have been known to zipper/pull up pants. At 3, your nephew should be doing it for himself.

This could be a lesson for him to learn to do it himself.

 

[momof2inPA]

I confess. I held my boys' weewees down until they could do it themselves. If I didn't, the pee would go all over the gap between the toilet seat and the toilet and stream onto the floor. It was a really short amount of time.

That story will haunt that kid forever.

 

[Beca]

OMG!!! My dh and I both nearly pee'd our pants reading this!!! I think this has to, HANDS DOWN be the FUNNIEST thing I have ever read on the dis!!!

I'm sorry for your embarrassment....but, just think about all the "blackmail" you can get from this when your nephew starts dating...revenge is SOOOO sweet!!!



Beca

 

[Biscuitsmom31]

I confess. I held my boys' weewees down until they could do it themselves. If I didn't, the pee would go all over the gap between the toilet seat and the toilet and stream onto the floor. It was a really short amount of time.

I never had to with my oldest son. He figured it out on his own. However, my youngest DS didn't. He would just start peeing and that thing would just shoot off in every direction. Somebody had to grab that thing! Unfortunately, it was ususally me.

 

[SandraVB79]

You need to learn the Aunt Chell way of going potty! Hold them at an angle over the toilet, close enough so they aren't touching but where you can be certain all will go inside the bowl. When they get done shake vigorously from side to side. That is how Aunt Chell does it when she has to take one of the boys to the bathroom.

All the things one learns on the DIS... how would we lead our lifes without it?

 

[TheDisneyBunch]

OMGosh! I am dying laughing here! I can not imagine how crazy that would be!!

 

[lucas]

OMG!! This thread just keeps getting better!!

Is the tag fairy on vacation?

 

[Jeanny]

out of the mouths of babes!! that's wicked funny

 

[CathrynRose]

As a Cold Stone customer, don't i have the right not hear a song sung about a peenish? .

 

[NeverlandClub23]

You need to learn the Aunt Chell way of going potty! Hold them at an angle over the toilet, close enough so they aren't touching but where you can be certain all will go inside the bowl. When they get done shake vigorously from side to side. That is how Aunt Chell does it when she has to take one of the boys to the bathroom.

That is too funny! I love the shake from side to side technique! This thread is just so funny!

 

[joshsmom]

Oh my GOSH!! I'm emarrassed FOR you!!! I work for DCFS--I'm not coming after you unless you need a SHEILD for the next time you want ice cream. Aren't kids GREAT???

 

[IwasatWDWforamonth]

so funny

 

[bumcat]

You need to learn the Aunt Chell way of going potty! Hold them at an angle over the toilet, close enough so they aren't touching but where you can be certain all will go inside the bowl. When they get done shake vigorously from side to side. That is how Aunt Chell does it when she has to take one of the boys to the bathroom.

I could have used this information many years ago.

 

[luvdzne]

How embarrassing

Thanks, I so needed a laugh this morning