OK. I don't get embarrassed that easily, so these are just funny stories.
We were in It's Tough to Be a Bug. Well at the very end the bugs crawl across your seat. When right after that part happened my grandma slapped my dad on the leg. He asked her what was wrong and she said she didn't know why he had to do things like that. She thought that my dad had pinched her on the rear!
We went down to Disney with some friends of ours. Well they have a seven-year-old that hung out with me most of the time. The seven-year-old, his dad, his grandfather, my dad, and I went to Rosie's at MGM for lunch. We're sitting there eating and there was something that the seven-year-old wanted me to tell the other three. Well I had my mouth full at the moment so I guess he thought I was ignoring him. So he gradually gets louder and louder until he's almost screaming saying over and over "Tell 'um (them), tell 'um, come on! tell 'um." all the people around us are looking at us. We finally got him to calm down, and by then I had forgotten what he wanted me to tell them. But the rest of the trip we teased him (and still do). If there's something we want him to tell somebody we say "Tell 'um, tell 'um, come on! tell 'um."
Another time I went into the bathrooms at Soarin'. A girl and her boyfriend were walking behind me. I walked into the bathroom and they both followed me. As I turned the corner, the guy realized his mistake and he quickly left the restroom, very redfaced.
I shall post more as I remember them.