MOOvers, Huggers, and Pixie Dusters

[celerystalker]

Nice smiley!
Don't worry, you're still an angel to me!

It's not YOU that made me blush -
rather where my dirty, filthy mind took things.

I think "Go give yourself a PSE" might be the new "Stick it."

Hey B!
GO GIVE YOURSELF A PSE!
HEY ROB!
You too!

 

[babynurse1]

Nice smiley!
Don't worry, you're still an angel to me!

It's not YOU that made me blush -
rather where my dirty, filthy mind took things.

I think "Go give yourself a PSE" might be the new "Stick it."

Hey B!
GO GIVE YOURSELF A PSE!
HEY ROB!
You too!

lol.

How about go PSE yourself!

Is this conversation heading down a slippery slope?

 

[monymony3471]

1. ha! Dr. Troy the eternal bad boy. Be still my heart. You wanna know what somebody said to me (obviously they didnt know me well). They said they picture me more of a Dr. McNamara girl.

WTHECK? Give me the smartypants, devil may care, i'll do it my way, say what i want, yet still has a heart of gold doctor any day. harumph to them!

2. ty twink. my posting lessons must have paid off.



59? maybe I better rethink my stand on diet soda. of course i dont smoke. never have. never will. i'm thinking that helps my odds.




are you guessing it was funny b/c I said it? of course you were.

a pse is a prostate self exam. heh



wait just a cotton pickin' minute. you cant just say you should be a lawyer willy nilly (where did that term come from?). you have to work up to these things.

first you have to be a king of something preferably spellun, then you have to be a dis renowned art critic, then you have to become a parking lot attendant, and then and only then do law schools even consider you as a possible candidate.

Sorry forgot the TMbbn thinga majinga. My bad.

As for those requiremnets:

1. No one gave me a title of king of anything: I think I skipped that day
2. I've only been to the Detroit Institute of Arts during one semester of college back in the day and even then I was confuzzeled
3. I won't stoop that low, talk about slippery slopes
4. I don't have a rich father who knows someone who knows someone to get me in even if I'm considered.


Retraction: I knew it was prostate sumptin or nother, do I get a half point?

and Cel, yes, there are some crazy gymnastics involved. I saw those ugly pictures when I tried to look smart and searched: Male physical exams.

Caution: I wouldn't.

I think you made Cel blush!!!!!

I'm picturing the gymnastics that would be involved.
and certain other things about that particular part of the body.
WHERE'S THE ZIPPIT SMILIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[celerystalker]

and Cel, yes, there are some crazy gymnastics involved. I saw those ugly pictures when I tried to look smart and searched: Male physical exams.

Caution: I wouldn't.

I think this is a perfect time to string together A, C, and K!

ACK!

 

[babynurse1]

I think this is a perfect time to string together A, C, and K!

ACK!

I agree. Sorry I brought the topic up.

Mea Culpa

Twink, is that Latin? And why aren't you here? You're supposed to be posting frenzying with us. And Lynt? Where the heck are you???? Dont tell me CBM is keeping you busy.

I have nothing to do right now. The house is clean, the kids are at school, I'm not scheduled to work until Saturday, I've been to the grocery, its too cold to go outside and play, t.v. is boring.

I am reading a book. I guess i could go back to it.

Why do I keep talking? This is nonsense at it's finest.

Why do y'all care that I am bored?

I dont think you do.

Mony: Are you saying you have to have a rich father who knows someone who knows someone to get into law school? I thought that was only at Harvard. I heard the Snack Cracker School of Law is much less stringent. ha

sorry snack cracker. j/k

actually i think some people do it the old fashioned way. by keeping their nose to the grindstone and working hard. you can always tell who they are b/c they have pointy noses.


that kind of stuff makes my kids laugh. sorry if y'all dont like it.

actually i'm not sorry.

hey, i feel like that gal who put all those caffeine patches on and went crazy.

must be what lynette feels like on a daily basis.

143!

 

[monymony3471]

I hate snot.

I can wipe a runny nose, but if I see it on the ground I'm running for the hills gagging.

This post was almost NOT gag free.

BBN: You posting drivel was not as bad as me reading every single word of it.

About the richie rich Daddy Warbucks: My dad is in Heaven. I'm just insinuating someone else did. How else do you think he got in.

 

[MommyPoppins]

You guys are Hill Air EE Us.

Snot doesn't bother me unless it's someone who doesn't share my blood.

 

[babynurse1]

1. I hate snot.

I can wipe a runny nose, but if I see it on the ground I'm running for the hills

BBN: You posting drivel was not as bad as me reading every single word of it.

About the richie rich Daddy Warbucks: My dad is in Heaven. I'm just insinuating someone else did. How else do you think he got in.

1. how odd. i love it?

2. you didnt have to read it. you could have skimmed. i NEVER do that though.

3. probably on his good looks and sparkling personality.

 

[celerystalker]

I might have an interesting one on eharmony - the third stage of communication is that you pick three questions for the other to answer - here are his questions:

my philosophy on life is that it is the journey itself rather than the final destination that makes life worth living. i think most people miss that. thoughts? and for this “journey”, should a dog accompany?
what kind of relationship are you looking for? and what are you looking for in a relationship partner? in your opinion, what are the traits or characteristics of a strong and successful relationship? and what makes relationships fail?
pop quiz: you're in a nice restaurant on a romantic date and everything goes wrong: the reservation is lost, you're seated late, the waiter is rude, the food is cold and just plain awful. what do you do? what do you expect from your date?

Umm.
That's more than three questions - but what great questions! Let's see what he thinks of my answers.
Heee.

Here are my questions to him:
1. How important is it to you that your partner work out regularly?

2. Would you expect your partner to handwash your dishes?

3. Do you like other thrillers/mysteries or is it mainly James Patterson?



Babycow - Right now I don't like my arms and thighs and stomach and even my FEET FEEL FAT!
Suck it all out, Dr. Troy!

I also don't like that I don't work out.
Cuz that might be a dealbreaker for this guy. He coaches and plays hockey.
how cute is that?

 

[TwinkieMama]

*Rock in this case means I can BS my way through a government report by getting someone else to sign their life away.

good use of the word "rock"

Wow, lots to read today but I don't have time to respond to all in the way I would like (having to work AT work today! ugh!).

Rob- I was going to be helpful and post snark in your name and hono(u)r but thought better of it. Have a smilie instead.

1. They said they picture me more of a Dr. McNamara girl.
!

2. ty twink. my posting lessons must have paid off.


first you have to be a king of something preferably spellun, then you have to be a dis renowned art critic, then you have to become a parking lot attendant, and then and only then do law schools even consider you as a possible candidate.

1.mcnamara has his moments
2. those online posting schools sure are "neat" are they not?
3. that sounds like a lot of work, I think I will stick to my paralegal work for which I am already qualified-

I agree. Sorry I brought the topic up.

Mea Culpa

Twink, is that Latin? And why aren't you here? You're supposed to be posting frenzying with us.

yes. lunchtime. please schedule future posting frenzies with that in mind.

actually i think some people do it the old fashioned way. by keeping their nose to the grindstone and working hard. you can always tell who they are b/c they have pointy noses.

I agree. I know lots of folks with pointy noses.

I hate snot.

I know several playground rhymes that would be appropriate now. I am not posting any of them. That is my good deed of the day.

 

[celerystalker]

Snot is gross. Except for mine.

(my butt smells like roses too!)

 

[babynurse1]

Babycow - Right now I don't like my arms and thighs and stomach and even my FEET FEEL FAT!
Suck it all out, Dr. Troy!

But you have come so faa'aaaar!!!!! You are lovely!

You didnt have to answer the question. I was just thinking about Dr. Troy.

 

[babynurse1]

Twink: I agree McNamara has his moments. absofrigginlutely. But if I had to choose. no contest. the Troy has it.

Now then, please refrain from being nice to Rob in all future posts.

Please schedule lunchtime around posting frenzies.

Please stick around for awhile and play.

Now that your good deed is out of the way, are you gonna do a not so good deed?

 

[babynurse1]

Snot doesn't bother me unless it's someone who doesn't share my blood.

I missed this post in my diatribe.

You arent into that whole Billy Bob Thorton/Angelina Jolie sharing vials of blood are you?

j/k. for reals.

angelina is a freak. so is billy bob, but he is funny in "Bad Santa".

 

[TwinkieMama]

Now that your good deed is out of the way, are you gonna do a not so good deed?

Hmmm... the possibilities are endless.

Lunch is over. I have accomplished my major goals for the day. I have a few minutes to frenze.

 

[babynurse1]

Hmmm... the possibilities are endless.

Lunch is over. I have accomplished my major goals for the day. I have a few minutes to frenze.

then my snack can wait.


what shall we discuss?

current events?

cute kids?

cigar rolling?

circus performers?

(all my suggestions start with C. C? it's a pattern)


am i loopy?

 

[monymony3471]

I might have an interesting one on eharmony - the third stage of communication is that you pick three questions for the other to answer - here are his questions:

my philosophy on life is that it is the journey itself rather than the final destination that makes life worth living. i think most people miss that. thoughts? and for this “journey”, should a dog accompany?
what kind of relationship are you looking for? and what are you looking for in a relationship partner? in your opinion, what are the traits or characteristics of a strong and successful relationship? and what makes relationships fail?
pop quiz: you're in a nice restaurant on a romantic date and everything goes wrong: the reservation is lost, you're seated late, the waiter is rude, the food is cold and just plain awful. what do you do? what do you expect from your date?

Umm.
That's more than three questions - but what great questions! Let's see what he thinks of my answers.
Heee.

Here are my questions to him:
1. How important is it to you that your partner work out regularly?

2. Would you expect your partner to handwash your dishes?

3. Do you like other thrillers/mysteries or is it mainly James Patterson?



Babycow - Right now I don't like my arms and thighs and stomach and even my FEET FEEL FAT!
Suck it all out, Dr. Troy!

I also don't like that I don't work out.
Cuz that might be a dealbreaker for this guy. He coaches and plays hockey.
how cute is that?

If what you posted was actually his words I find it very interesting. Some deep stuff.

But to answer the question about the what if date: If I was on a date, I'd try to make the best of it, and probably suggest we go to the local what ever and share a corndog. Then we would sit on a wall overlooking the ocean and make fun of the waiter. We'd laugh and giggle and feed each other toasted almonds.

If it were me and my DH, I'd probably get all embarrassed from his complaining and insults, and want to hide under the table. I'd probably go home and suffer from indigestion from the food and my foul mood and there wouldn't be any celebatory dance once we got home, cause I'm sure I'd figure a way to blame him for horrible night.

1. how odd. i love it?

2. you didnt have to read it. you could have skimmed. i NEVER do that though.

3. probably on his good looks and sparkling personality.

Ya think?

good use of the word "rock"


Rob- I was going to be helpful and post snark in your name and hono(u)r but thought better of it. Have a smilie instead.

1.mcnamara has his moments
2. those online posting schools sure are "neat" are they not?
3. that sounds like a lot of work, I think I will stick to my paralegal work for which I am already qualified-


yes. lunchtime. please schedule future posting frenzies with that in mind.




I agree. I know lots of folks with pointy noses.




I know several playground rhymes that would be appropriate now. I am not posting any of them. That is my good deed of the day.

Snot is gross. Except for mine.

(my butt smells like roses too!)

Should be a tag.

 

[babynurse1]

I

Ya think?

I think therfore I y'am.


I have it on goog authority that Lynt might show in a few. gosh i hope so. i need to get some snark out.


Cel: Sometimes the best dates are when the date does go wrong. Kinda like the Brad Paisley song where she misreads the direction and they are lost but holding hands.

 

[monymony3471]

then my snack can wait.


what shall we discuss?

current events?

cute kids?

cigar rolling?

circus performers?

(all my suggestions start with C. C? it's a pattern)


am i loopy?

What did or didn't you take today?

Maybe my good mood from yesterday is wearing off?

Current events: Macy's is closing 11 stores nationwide. December will bring us another Twilight movie.

Cute kids: all sleeping on the floor with lots of pillows and blankets

Cigar Rolling: No thanks hate em.

circus performers: scare me like carnival people do

 

[TwinkieMama]

then my snack can wait.
what shall we discuss?

current events?
cute kids?
cigar rolling?
circus performers?

(all my suggestions start with C. C? it's a pattern)


am i loopy?

no- go get a snack! I think your blood sugar might be low.


I'll take circus performers for 100, Alex.



My kids (who are cute) saw La Nouba. Now the gymnast wants to join the circus after she gets a gold medal.