Ducking in to say hey!
Mony, bon voyage! Have a wonderful trip, and take oodles of pictures!
Moo, can't wait to see pics of your lunch. You DID take pictures, right?
Marita, Le Cellier sounds heavenly. I'm going to put it on my "try it next time" list.
Hey Steph! Good to see you!
YOU are commenting on someone else's stature? hoo boy. this is rich. WE aren't allowed to speak of your low end of tall status, but YOU can talk about everybody elses. I see how you are.
ha
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Whoaaaaa!! I will remind you that I am a full 4 inches taller than the new gnome at my work! Harumph to YOU! So THERE!
Okay, this reminds me of my kids. I sympathize. So sorry.
So yesterday one of my kids smelled BAD. Like really bad. Like when I was sitting next to him I felt queasy and had to move.

Let's face it, little kids stink sometimes, but this kid clearly had not been bathed in days. SO, I get to thinking....how can I kindly tell this child to take a bath since you know his parents aren't going to do it. Then it came to me.

We're doing a science unit on the physics of sound. high pitch, low pitch, sound receiver, sound receptor, blah blah blah. Blah, blah, blah blah blah blah blah blahblah blah blah. In conclusion, perhaps you can propose this to your coworker.
Well, that is a
longwinded GREAT idea, Peej. You just upped your geniusosity factor considerably. Good job!

Now, how do I go about suggesting that he launder his only
schlumpfy outfit?
I like this game of Christmas lyrics. I'll contribute two (since I nevah do things the easy way). The first one reminds me of singing in the choir in grammar school. The best version (IMHO) is Bing Crosby's, but Andrea Bocelli does a darn goog job too. I can still sing the entire song in Latin. Just saying.
Adeste fideles
laeti triumphantes
venite, venite in Bethlehem
Natum videte
Regem angelorum
Venite adoremus,
Venite adoremus,
Venite adoremus
Dominum
En, grege relicto,
humiles ad cunas,
vocati pastores approperant;
et nos ovanti gradu festinemus.
Venite adoremus,
Venite adoremus,
Venite adoremus
Dominum
Adeste fideles
laeti triumphantes
venite, venite in Bethlehem
Natum videte
Regem angelorum
Venite adoremus,
Venite adoremus,
Venite adoremus
The second one is a bit less church-y, but I LOVE it nonetheless.
Come they told me pa-rum-pum-pum-pum
A new-born king to see pa-rum-pum-pum-pum
Our finest gifts we bring pa-rum-pum-pum-pum
Rum-pum-pum-pum, rum-pum-pum-pum
Come they told me pa-rum-pum-pum-pum
A new-born king to see pa-rum-pum-pum-pum
Our finest gifts we bring pa-rum-pum-pum-pum
to lay before the king pa-rum-pum-pum-pum
Rum-pum-pum-pum, rum-pum-pum-pum
so to honour him pa-rum-pum-pum-pum
when we come
Little baby pa-rum-pum-pum-pum
I stood beside him there pa-rum-pum-pum-pum
I played my drum for him pa-rum-pum-pum-pum
I played my best for him pa-rum-pum-pum-pum
Rum-pum-pum-pum, rum-pum-pum-pum
And he smiled at me pa-rum-pum-pum-pum
me and my drum
Peace on Earth, can it be
Years from now, perhaps we'll see
See the day of glory
See the day, when men of good will
Live in peace, live in peace again
Peace on Earth, can it be
Every child must be made aware
Every child must be made to care
Care enough for his fellow man
To give all the love that he can
I pray my wish will come true
For my child and your child too
He'll see the day of glory
See the day when men of good will
Live in peace, live in peace again
Peace on Earth, can it be
Can it be
Hey to Pumba, Cel, Wendell, and everyone else (y'all know who you are!) Gotta get to bed!