Monty Dog's Thought for Friday the 13th

[EsmeraldaX]

Monty Dog says...

"Mind your manners and don't be a nosy neighbor! It will bring you bad luck...like the neighbor might tease you with the yummy smells from their BBQ and then not let you have any!"

 

[kaylajr]

HI Monty-
i wonder if i tease my nosy neighbor that way if she will stop
peeking over the shrubs???

 

[shelbyjosh]

I thought of Monty last night as I made walnut choc chip cookies. I would share, but chocolate isn't safe for pups! I was thinking of you, Monty!!

 

[EsmeraldaX]

Originally posted by kaylajr
HI Monty-
i wonder if i tease my nosy neighbor that way if she will stop
peeking over the shrubs???

Monty dog says :

"The delectable scent of "people food" cooking on the grill is one that makes most anyone yearn for the taste longingly. I have found that if I am nosy, even my usual tactic of staring at humans longingly with big sad eyes, a light whimper and a pout does not even work when I am poking my nose around where I'm not invited. So I'd say yes. It should work. I know it would work for me and make me stop peeking over the shrubs...well, I'm not actually tall enough to reach the shrubs, but you know what I mean. And if that does not work, you could also try squirting your neighbor with a water bottle. To be squirted with the water bottle of doom is a fate worse than being denied Snausages for a whole week!"

 

[EsmeraldaX]

Originally posted by shelbyjosh
I thought of Monty last night as I made walnut choc chip cookies. I would share, but chocolate isn't safe for pups! I was thinking of you, Monty!!

 

[kaylajr]

oh Monty your too funny i can just imagine the look on her face if i suddenly turned the hose on her LOL

 

[monkeyboy]

 

[Tigger&Tink]

OH MONTY,,,, YOU HAVE SOLVED MY PEEKING OVER/THROUGH the fence neighbor problem------should I use ICE WATER (HEEHEE)..

do we have any CHARLEY thoughts from MONTY for your FLORIDA DISERS???


Tink

 

[RedxPanda]

Originally posted by EsmeraldaX
Monty dog says :

"...you could also try squirting your neighbor with a water bottle..."

that woud be hilarious to see, but something tells me it wouldn't go over very well with the neighbor

 

[Pooh67_68]

 

[EsmeraldaX]

Originally posted by Tigger&Tink
OH MONTY,,,, YOU HAVE SOLVED MY PEEKING OVER/THROUGH the fence neighbor problem------should I use ICE WATER (HEEHEE)..

do we have any CHARLEY thoughts from MONTY for your FLORIDA DISERS???


Tink

Charley is like the ultimate squirty water bottle. Monty advises all to stay inside and stay safe.

 

[minniepumpernickel]

Can I adopt Monty? He is just so cute and entertaining!

Have a great day all!

 

[Twinkles6892]

Originally posted by EsmeraldaX
Charley is like the ultimate squirty water bottle. Monty advises all to stay inside and stay safe.

Sounds like something Maddy Dog would say, hates bathes, pees on the deck in winter and when raining, wont swim anywhere but the ocean

She has such a hard life.

 

[EsmeraldaX]

Maddy dog is very cute!

 

[ilovepcot]

Esmeraldax and Twinkles6892.....you'd both be smart to keep me away from your "babies"! I'd be a complete pushover in their hands (paws?)! Why, there'd be barbecue cooking on the grill, cookies baking and they'd be running my house! What fun! Poor things would both probably whine from all the kissing they'd have to endure.

 

[liznboys]

Awww, I think it's so cute when doggies stick their snouts through things! LOL!

 

[cynsaun]

Monty Dog!!!

 

[Twinkles6892]

Originally posted by EsmeraldaX
Maddy dog is very cute!

Thank you

Originally posted by ilovepcot Esmeraldax and Twinkles6892.....you'd both be smart to keep me away from your "babies"! I'd be a complete pushover in their hands (paws?)! Why, there'd be barbecue cooking on the grill, cookies baking and they'd be running my house! What fun! Poor things would both probably whine from all the kissing they'd have to endure.

Mom does this thing where she takes her thumb and pushes her nose in Maddy can endure that, I'm sure she could put upwith the kisses

 

[nemo1987]

monty dog is such a cutie! our dog dot (in my sig) likes to be nosy so maybe she should take monty dog's advice and not be so nosy sometimes!
**Sarah**

 

[luvmydogs]

Who's that MEAN neighbor who won't share his BBQ with Monty Dog?! Come visit me Monty--even though I'm not a carnivore myself I'll grill you up somethin' special!