Monsters Inc Jokes?

[CentralFloridian99]

What are your best jokes to send in?

 

[LaurenT]

Why won't they let Cinderella join the soccer team?
She's always running away from the ball.

 

[jesswindsor]

Why won't they let Cinderella join the soccer team?
She's always running away from the ball.

thats a good one

 

[Reddog1134]

What did Snow White say after making her PhotoPass order?

Some day my PRINTS will come.

 

[holleypie]

What did Snow White say after making her PhotoPass order?

Some day my PRINTS will come.

 

[gr8leg8]

What do sea monsters eat?

Fish & Ships

 

[supersuperwendy]

Here's one my daughter submitted and they used...

What kind of music do astronauts listen to? Nep-tunes!

 

[Ed J]

Why is 6 afraid of 7?

Cause 7 8 9.

 

[Jennasis]

One of mine that got read:

What's red and smells like blue paint?....red paint!

 

[DisneyFamily123]

Why was Tigger looking in the toilet?
He was trying to find Pooh!

OK... I don't think they will use that one....

 

[chefmb]

Just heard this one---my nephew's girlfriend submitted it last year and it was used in the show...
Why does Ariel wear seashells??
B shells are too small and Dshells are too big...

 

[Feckless]

What city has the largest rodent population?

Hamsterdam.

 

[worm761]

What is brown and sticky? ...... A stick!

Boyfriend is the king of bad jokes. He sent that in and it was used.

 

[Deesknee]

DD submitted this one & it got used.

Where does the president keep his armies..... up his sleevies.

 

[bcrook]

Just heard this one---my nephew's girlfriend submitted it last year and it was used in the show...
Why does Ariel wear seashells??
B shells are too small and Dshells are too big...

No Way!

 

[bcrook]

Why was Tigger looking in the toilet?
He was trying to find Pooh!

OK... I don't think they will use that one....

this is too funny! it is a little "cleaner" than that risque little mermaid joke.


Hi

 

[Goofypop]

I sent this one in and it was used.

How do you get Mike Wazowski to stop smelling?
You pinch his nose closed.

Here's one I sent in back in 2008 (The last time we were in there... )

Knock knock!
Who's there?
Interrupting pirate.
Interrup--
Arrrrrggg!!!

 

[Glencora]

My 6 year old cousin's favorite:

Why DIDN'T the skeleton cross the road?

Because he had no guts!

*gales of childish laughter*

 

[pampam]

Just a little pet peeve of mine.

Most of these are riddles not jokes.

I wish they would ask for riddles instead of jokes.

 

[THERESA522]

Why couldn't the pirate go to the movie?

It was rated "arggghhhh"