Monkeyboy or Papa Deuce

[lovetoscrap]

We should have them do a "DIS idol" and see who would win.

I get to be Paula - (aunt Paula(y) )

I am backing very slowly OUT of this thread and running like HELL toward the exit--you never saw me here!

 

[auntpolly]

Evening Gowns!!!!

You girls are fun!!!

 

[lovetoscrap]

I had to decide between quality and volume.

'Zactly how did you do that???? Coin toss?

 

[L107ANGEL]

I am backing very slowly OUT of this thread and running like HELL toward the exit--you never saw me here!

 

[tevagirl]

I had to go back and double check! Luckily I'm a scrapper too.

Me too! Except, you know, sometimes it's not as regular but on those days I just up the fiber and drink lots of prune juice.





Oops. My mistake. Never mind.

 

[trappednabox]

Me too! Except, you know, sometimes it's not as regular but on those days I just up the fiber and drink lots of prune juice.





Oops. My mistake. Never mind.

I'm ready for the talent portion of our evening

 

[yeartolate]

Wait.....I thought Papa Deuce and Monkeyboy were the same person?!

 

[auntpolly]

Me too! Except, you know, sometimes it's not as regular but on those days I just up the fiber and drink lots of prune juice.





Oops. My mistake. Never mind.

So, you're thinking, "Miss Fiber and Prune Juice Competition"? Or would that be "Mr"?

I might vote for Papa Deuce in a Miss Fiber and Prune Juice Competition.

 

[lovetoscrap]

Wait.....I thought Papa Deuce and Monkeyboy were the same person?!

Must. Avoid. Points.

 

[L107ANGEL]

I had to decide between quality and volume.

Its a talent for us

 

[lovetoscrap]

I am ready for the "Personal Platform" I would like to hear from the candidates personally on this thread. . . . And they need to be wearing Evening Gowns and Tiaras.

 

[auntpolly]

I am ready for the "Personal Platform" I would like to hear from the candidates personally on this thread. . . . And they need to be wearing Evening Gowns and Tiaras.

I think you better notify them - maybe they don't even know about this honor that is about to be bestowed on one of them.

 

[L107ANGEL]

TIARAS??????

 

[auntpolly]

TIARAS??????

Look, if they don't show up soon, I say you and me get the tiaras.

Let's prance around the DIS in bathing suits, sashes and tiaras tonight. That sounds like fun!

 

[freckles and boo]

I think you better notify them - maybe they don't even know about this honor that is about to be bestowed on one of them.

The contestants are required to be prepared. If they can't even get themselves to the stage then they really aren't ready for the responsibility that comes with a full year of being Mr. Fiber.

 

[auntpolly]

The contestants are required to be prepared. If they can't even get themselves to the stage then they really aren't ready for the responsibility that comes with a full year of being Mr. Fiber.

Miss Fiber?

Monkey Fiber?

 

[trappednabox]

The contestants are required to be prepared. If they can't even get themselves to the stage then they really aren't ready for the responsibility that comes with a full year of being Mr. Fiber.

 

[harleyquinn]

Me too! Except, you know, sometimes it's not as regular but on those days I just up the fiber and drink lots of prune juice.





Oops. My mistake. Never mind.

 

[monkeyboy]

So sad

 

[lovetoscrap]

I would have thought that their names in the thread title would be enough to get their attention.

I think I want to see them Jello Wrestling