Moles and Trolls

[CheshireVal]

"Did you know there's a man that keeps going in our closet?"

"You've seen him, too?"

Lazlo is the best part of that movie.

Well, really, the whole thing is great.

 

[mickeyfan2]

All his thread went *poof* in the night ...the screen name was "Jadis" and was pretending to be from France and calling Americans fat and lazy...it was quite humorous.

I thought the user name was funny since Jadis is the White Witch in Narnia. The book and the author were not french.

 

[BarometerMan]

"Did you know there's a man that keeps going in our closet?"

"You've seen him, too?"

Who is he?

Hollyfeld.

Why does he keep going into our closet?

Why do you keep going into our closet?

To get my clothes - but that's not why he goes in there.

Of course not, he's twice your size - your clothes would never fit him.

Yeah...

Think before you ask these questions, Mitch. Twenty points higher than me? Thinks a big guy like that can wear his clothes?

 

[Stitch Inside]

He said he didn't feel like it. And I said, you'd better! And he said, or what? And I said, or else you're gonna be in trouble. And he said jam it.

That's a wonderful story, Bodie. I noticed you've stopped stuttering.

I've been giving myself shock treatments.

Up the voltage.

 

[BarometerMan]

He said he didn't feel like it. And I said, you'd better! And he said, or what? And I said, or else you're gonna be in trouble. And he said jam it.

That's a wonderful story, Bodie. I noticed you've stopped stuttering.

I've been giving myself shock treatments.

Up the voltage.

I LOVE the deadpan delivery of that last line!

 

[Stitch Inside]

you're just trying to tease me with the mole thing, right?

I'm almost disappointed.

 

[disneydiva06]

"I'll catch up with you guys, I have to go to the bathroom"

"OK, Kent, but I don't think that's gonna help your confidence any, do you?"



"Why is that toy on your head?"

"Cuz if I wear it anywhere else, it chafes."


The delivery of the lines and the quick whit is great!