MN Police Blotter, gotta love it.....

[jlder72]

"A 53-year-old Oakdale woman called police to say that she had last seen her husband the day before. He had not shown up for work, either. The man's vehicle was located at a motel; he had been booked into Ramsey County for his part in a prostitution operation." Minneaplois Star Tribune

 

[ElGravy]

hahaha Thats a good one.

We had a local one here that said something along the lines of "Police called to ***** Road for man mowing his yard to close to the road." Now I know this road and there is a good 5 foot breakdown lane on each side so there is no way he was close to road at all.

 

[Tink9721]

We had one once that was something like "Woman called the police to report a squirrel walking on the telephone poll"

This didn't end up in the blotter, but when I was 13 my cousin and I were playing with water balloons in the front yard. Apparently one of my neighbors can't tell the difference between two kids screaming with joy and two kids being murdered, so they called the police This is a small town so it was really weird. We were home alone and not one, but TWO cop cars showed up. They asked if we were fighting or anything like that. We weren't even throwing the balloons at each other. We were throwing them at a tree The cop tried to be funny and serious at the same time and said "Maybe it was the tree screaming." We tried to laugh but we were too nervous They talked to my next door neighbor and everything. It was ridiculous. My dad thought it was the funniest thing ever

I still want to know which neighbor called the cops. Probably the same one that calls them every time the people across the street have a pool party

 

[christineann]

My son answered a 911 robbery call, only to find that a woman had loaned her son some money, and he would not return her calls or emails about repaying it. She wanted him arrested