Mixed Nuts Part 2

[Goofster57]

You on the other hand, put yr feet up, have a cocktail or three & we'll send the Robster AND Keith over to give you a lovely deep tissue massage!

Where exactly would one find "Deep Tissue" on the Human body?

 

[Goofster57]

Need a towel?

Wet/Dry Vacuum

 

[Goofster57]

Maybe it was Keith in his housecoat

Sorry, I lost that little belt thingey

 

[apirateslifeforme]

Wet/Dry Vacuum

Good lord, that's a lot of drool. I'll have to get you in touch with my boy toy...I think he has one...(for obvious reasons)

I think I've found a new saying...just received an email with memorable Lucille Ball quotes. I particularly like "Once in his life, every man is entitled to fall madly in love with a gorgeous redhead." You know it, baby.

 

[jonestavern]

Where exactly would one find "Deep Tissue" on the Human body?

I have no idea whatsoever!

You must ask Squiddy.
With all those arms, she must be familair with the ins & outs of massage therapy

Wet/Dry Vacuum

See Nic for drool bucket.
I am sure she can furnish you with one for a reasonable cost. Just bring SPAM!

Sorry, I lost that little belt thingey

 

[blue_river]

Yep...they're real. And they're spectacular.

I have no doubt they are

I am totally innocent...I am right below PJ on the Sweet and Goodness list

Ok about 20 steps down, but still second

Ya....second from the bottom

Unlike myself. I can't even find my way there

Hey last night I posted twice, and this morning they are not there
I'm gonna re post 'em

Looks like the DIS was down again last night.

Slobber, Slobber, Drool, Drool

Good thing you're wearing your bib today

I'm sorry you had to carry all the weight at yr work today.
I'm agreeing with PJ on this one.
I would add make sure the cookies are those really dry, dusty crumbly, cheap ones in the mega bags. Pleanty of 'em & nasssty!

Thanks Jean

Most of the residents are very very sweet. I should have controlled my anger a little better.

It's just that when I blow......I really blow
and it usually takes alot to get me to that point. Even DH runs when I hit boiling point

You on the other hand, put yr feet up, have a cocktail or three & we'll send the Robster AND Keith over to give you a lovely deep tissue massage!

Those two gutter balls????? No way

this was from early this AM!
And just nowwhen I hit the submit/reply button, it ended up on the UK Trip Report board!

Are you just pulling our leg on this one?

Where exactly would one find "Deep Tissue" on the Human body?

ZACKLY my point mentioned earlier

 

[jonestavern]

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Those two gutter balls????? No way

Are you just pulling our leg on this one?

Hey, they would make you howl with laughter!
okay and end up giving you a charley horse & you'd howl, but it would lighten things up a bit at first...

Nope. I had to hurry & edit in some dumb comment!
Here's the link Post #10. I just now went back & edited.
The original post laconically said, "Wonderful trip" when I went to get the link I noticed it was a pre trip report!

http://www.disboards.com/showthread.php?t=1579079

 

[blue_river]

Hey, they would make you howl with laughter!
okay and end up giving you a charley horse & you'd howl, but it would lighten things up a bit at first...

Nope. I had to hurry & edit in some dumb comment!

No comment

OMGosh!

EDIT because of your edit: How on earth did you manage to do that Jean????? We're you reading the report and posted in the wrong thread? Either way......too funny!!!!!! LMAO

 

[Goofster57]

Ya....second from the bottom

Still Second

Unlike myself. I can't even find my way there

I here PJ is giving lessons

Good thing you're wearing your bib today

Is my Web-Cam on AGAIN...

It's just that when I blow......I really blow

I never would have figured you for a Volcano...
I so could have gotten so many points here

Those two gutter balls????? No way

Try it you'll like it...

 

[Goofster57]

No comment

OK, Who are you, What have you done with our Blue?

 

[jonestavern]

Yep, I'm a weiner!

well, I am off to join RL!

Housework, & real work.

The great music chase is still on
I have a few posters to hang (not my event, but I said I'd help out).

DH informs me we may have to replace the well pressure tank.
Last night it needed to be repressurized. I found this out after trying to flush the toilet
Luckily we keep jugs of water on hand (in case the power goes out, this is the sticks)

Hmm...wonder what Cheryl is up to right now?

 

[blue_river]

Still Second

I here PJ is giving lessons

I'd fail miserably if that is what her lesson was about

Is my Web-Cam on AGAIN...

I know where you are......I saw what you did

I never would have figured you for a Volcano...

Ya, well...like I said earlier, it doesn't happen often but when it does....people run

Try it you'll like it...

What were we talkin bout again?

 

[blue_river]

OK, Who are you, What have you done with our Blue?

I'll never tell

 

[blue_river]

Yep, I'm a weiner!

I've done worse

well, I am off to join RL!

Housework, & real work.

Have a great day Jean! It's been fun

DH informs me we may have to replace the well pressure tank.
Last night it needed to be repressurized. I found this out after trying to flush the toilet
Luckily we keep jugs of water on hand (in case the power goes out, this is the sticks)

Ugh.....good luck with that

Hmm...wonder what Cheryl is up to right now?

Probably up to no good

 

[RobInBigKC]

Soon I'm off to the Dentist to be put out in La-La land!!!

I'll be back sometime tomorrow as I generally sleep the whole day/night after being put to sleep!!!

Lisa!!! You promised me some advance notice so I could come for a visit next time you were in such a condition.

Maybe it's not a good thing that I have functioning internet here. I need to go. I now have this 3 page paper to write in 45 minutes.

Ya think? Now you can be like the rest of us "workers".

I am totally innocent...I am right below PJ on the Sweet and Goodness list

And just to make sure you all are tracking the standings properly, I am ABOVE P&J on the Sweet and Goodness list.

-- Rob

 

[Squidrific]

And just to make sure you all are tracking the standings properly, I am ABOVE P&J on the Sweet and Goodness list.

-- Rob

Hold on - I can tell I need to put my boots on before I come back in here - it is getting pretty deep!

P.S. - I rule the sweet and goodness list. I never have naughty thoughts.

 

[blue_river]

And just to make sure you all are tracking the standings properly, I am ABOVE P&J on the Sweet and Goodness list.

-- Rob

You can fool some of the people all of the time, and all of the people some of the time, but you can not fool all of the people all of the time.

 

[Squidrific]

You can fool some of the people all of the time, and all of the people some of the time, but you can not fool all of the people all of the time.

Well except for LBelle - she's a little gullible.

 

[blue_river]

Hold on - I can tell I need to put my boots on before I come back in here - it is getting pretty deep!

P.S. - I rule the sweet and goodness list. I never have naughty thoughts.

Well except for LBelle - she's a little gullible.

Again

 

[Goofster57]

A man in Missouri had owned a large farm for several years. He had a large pond in the back. It was properly shaped for swimming, so he fixed it up nice with picnic tables, horseshoe courts, and some apple and peach trees.

One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the pond and look it over, as he hadn't been there for a while. He grabbed a five-gallon bucket to bring back some fruit. As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and laughing with glee.

As he came closer, he saw it was a bunch of young Canadian Women skinny-dipping in his pond. He made the women aware of his presence and they all went to the deep end. One of the women shouted to him, "We're not coming out until you leave!"

The man frowned, "I didn't come down here to watch you ladies swim naked or make you get out of my pond." Holding the bucket up he said, "I'm here to feed the alligator."