You're the one who should be scared, you know. One of these days I really am going to just show up on your doorstep and we'll see who's laughing then. Surprise!!
WELL, what I MEANT to say was that I've met 2 actual certifiable nuts. You know, really crazy people. You were so normal compared to them that you don't fall into the nut category. Maybe you're a mixed nut but you're not off the deep end like them. Yes, that is exactly what I meant to say.
You were the one who volunteered to stay up with me, missy. I told you to go to bed. Maybe next time you'll listen to Miss PJ.

I'm not sayin if you're right or not.

Let's keep 'em guessing.
It was Rob's fault. Have I taught you nothing?

You don't have to be there to take the fall for something that happened. You should have read the fine print.
Um yeah, you should have just gotten back online because I was still there!! There is no contest as far as the whining goes. You win hands down. Elisabeth failed miserably in that category.
Havin a real life, please accept my apologies.
You know you want to.
Hi? Nice to meet you???
Hey Jean!! Thanks for pickin pink for me! How'd you know it was my second favorite color?