Mixed Nuts Part 2

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I second that, Rob. She completely ruined my plans to offer Her Majesty some spotted dick today (and no, I'm NOT being crude)...

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Rob,
I found the perfect state for you!

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Hi PJ!!! You mean last night? No, not at all! And SOMEONE was too busy chatting with her sister to ease my pain... :mad:

--Rob
There, there, LittleBob. I should be around tonight. A person's got to spend some time with their family...

Yes, I have my lap top.
Still waiting for the room. Can't wait for a nap. Never did get to sleep last night.
Smooth flight. I know I booked an aisle seat, but somehow we had a window and middle @@. Poor Kevin, he's way too tall to be smooshed in like that.


PJ actually texted me at 5:56 AM this morning! LOL I took a double take. We were just getting into the car. I can safely say that is the first text I ahve ever gotten that early.

So, anywho, let me see what's been going on here.
I knew it was safe to text you just this once at that ungodly hour. Otherwise I would NEVER do that for fear that you would come hunt me down and beat me. But then you didn't text me back for a long time...

There was really nothing to *get* about the chicken thing. I was merely expressing my appreciation of most things 'chicken'. I was eating some leftover Walmart deli chicken strips at the time, and that was a natural progression of thought for me. I really like chicken. If there's one thing you need to know about me, it's that.

One that I forgot last night - chicken cacciatore. And teriyaki chicken. So that's two.

Alrighty then. We have an excellent barbeque something or other chicken on our buffet (not that I would know), let me show you to your table. Oops, doing my speil. You'd be surprised how many people ask if there's chicken on the buffet. Totally dead serious. What do you think that's all about? If I told them there was no chicken would they leave?
 

I guess I have to resort to this:
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I knew it was safe to text you just this once at that ungodly hour. Otherwise I would NEVER do that for fear that you would come hunt me down and beat me. But then you didn't text me back for a long time...

:confused3 I sent you one right back, then another.
 
Darn, the room is ready and I was just starting to have fun.

Hi L.Bob!
 
:confused3 I sent you one right back, then another.
I think my phone is having text issues. Because I didn't get any texts from you until I texted you back which was at like 1pm. And the one text I got from you said "are you awake?" and I was like good lord woman, don't you know me at all??? Of course I'm awake, it's 1 in the afternoon! I just figured you were too tired to text back at like 6am.

Oh, you noticed? lol
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You're so cute, Cheryl. That smiley is you, right?
 
Alrighty then. We have an excellent barbeque something or other chicken on our buffet (not that I would know), let me show you to your table. Oops, doing my speil. You'd be surprised how many people ask if there's chicken on the buffet. Totally dead serious. What do you think that's all about? If I told them there was no chicken would they leave?
Must have chicken...

There, there, LittleBob. I should be around tonight. A person's got to spend some time with their family...
Hi L.Bob!
Ok, you have never called me that before and that is NOT my name! Nothing about me is little!

-- Rob
 
Must have chicken...
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Ok, you have never called me that before and that is NOT my name! Nothing about me is little!

-- Rob
1. I am in charge here.

2. I have called you that before.

3. Does BobInLittleKC ring a bell?

4. I have something else to say but I want to remain a member of the DIS.

Except she doesn't. She used to...

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-- Rob
Well maybe you can take her place and I can take that Elisabeth's place. I think we'd do a pretty good job.
 
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1. I am in charge here.

2. I have called you that before.

3. Does BobInLittleKC ring a bell?

4. I have something else to say but I want to remain a member of the DIS.


Well maybe you can take her place and I can take that Elisabeth's place. I think we'd do a pretty good job.
1. Whatever.

2. No, you haven't.

3. Yes it does but that is NOT what you called me.

4. Like you would know anyway.

Um, we can have fun either with or without them but I don't think I could be LBelle and I don't think you could be E. But we're special in our own right (and I don't mean "special ed" special).

-- Rob
 
Um, we can have fun either with or without them but I don't think I could be LBelle and I don't think you could be E. But we're special in our own right (and I don't mean "special ed" special).

-- Rob
Oh, we're "special" alright. I am off to work. Have fun in your meeting, Lil Bob. Later, Tiff.
 
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