Mixed Marriage 2: The Conversion Continues..... now complete

[btmfdr]

A few quick points:
1) I, and only myself, am the reason we had twins. I was really in the zone that night and I could tell that some serious reproduction was going to result. In fact, I held back a little at the end because I feared we would end up with a litter of 4 or 5 kids.

So scientifically speaking U put the stones to her?

 

[dee47]

I have never been on Peter Pan (the ride, not the person)!

...which makes me wonder -- have you been on the person???

 

[TwinkieDaddy]

btmfdr,

I know it is hard to comprehend, but it is just one of those freak happenings which cannot be explained, scientifically or otherwise, even though it contradicts all rationale.

 

[sorul82?]

...which makes me wonder -- have you been on the person???

I was wondering the same thing!

 

[sorul82?]

btmfdr,

I know it is hard to comprehend, but it is just one of those freak happenings which cannot be explained, scientifically or otherwise, even though it contradicts all rationale.

TD,

Shouldn't you be romancin' tonight and not DISin'?

 

[Sirius.Lee.Askew]

A few quick points:
1) I, and only myself, am the reason we had twins. I was really in the zone that night and I could tell that some serious reproduction was going to result. In fact, I held back a little at the end because I feared we would end up with a litter of 4 or 5 kids.

I know the Feeling at my HS 10yr. reunion I won the most kids award. Technically I was not in 1st place the Class Baby Farm Didn't show up so it fell back on me and the others with 3 Kids. However they decided I Earned the Award for being the most efficient in reaching said accomplishment.

DON'T PANIC

 

[dee47]

I was wondering the same thing!

See, we're nerds of a kind!

Now that's just scary...

 

[idofabric]

A few quick points:
1) I, and only myself, am the reason we had twins.....
3) STOP all the science talk. One of the reasons I left my former career was that every social outing turned into some scienctific debate, which I don't want to hear about during my leisure time. Now, TM introduces me to these boards and now the same thing happens here. The next person who tries to do any scientific educating on this thread should expect an unpleasant visit from me in the near future.

So if we all say some thing science-ey you will show up... Can you bring TM and the kids too? And will you show up at WDW if we tell you that is where we are?

PS, TD, your sweetie did NOT suggest the above, but we DIS women have to stick together!
To bad you all arn't gonna be at WDW over Sept 13 to the 18th... I have my 50th on the 14th, and my DH won't be able to go down with me.Sigh, I'll just have to go to the Cal. Grill at the Cont. without him! But its all good, I'm taking the Plat. Visa.....

 

[TwinkieDaddy]

sorul82,

Pinkeye was in bed sleeping when I penned the list. There was no romancin' anywhere in my future last night.

 

[dsnyfamily]

...occasionally I worry that I am taking too long and everyone is bored or has left ....

You have got to be kidding! I have been having a hoot reading your TR. The people at the computers around me are giving me the look...you know the one - is she OK? she's laughing to herself, should we move away?...This is wonderful. Thank you!

 

[dsnyfamily]

Do you think she ran off to Disney without telling us?

 

[UtahMama]

I was wondering the same thing!

Let's just say it was a LONG time ago
and it involved a-LOT of liquor in NeverLand (third star from the right baby )

 

[Mumbler]

I don't care what TD says, I loved the biology lesson, of course I am both a biologist and a band geek so you probably can't go by me.

You are going to finish this trippie before you go right??, please, please, please!!!!

And TD, sorry to hear about the lack of lovin' at your house, I can't quite follow the time line here so I'm just hoping that wasn't your anniversary evening, spent w/o lovin'!! I would be agast (sp?) to hear that!!!

 

[TwinkieMama]

Hi everyone! Thank goodness for antibiotics... I feel Much Better. Yes- yesterday was our anniversary and I passed out at 9:30 and poor DH didn't even get a sappy card much less a hot date. I declared it not-our-anniversary so we will just have to celebrate some other time.... like next week while in Disney!

Again, I am sorry to all. I just wasn't myself yesterday. I will never post again while under the influence of bacterial conjunctivitis. I will even say that my last installment was pretty lame (don't agree with me, it will hurt my feelings... but I know it is true, just don't want to hear it)... but the next one is up to your regular Twinkie standards! (Ever notice that those things never expire- The must be chock full of yummy chemicals. Poor man's face lift- if I just eat enough Twinkies all my cells will be full of perservatives and then I will never age... BAHHHAHAA)

 

[TwinkieMama]

You left us on the Pirates of the Caribbean which conveniently exits into a gift store. We had done this ride at least 3 times already today and if you remember DS has been patiently saving his Disney Dollars since the beginning of the trip. He wanted to spend them at the pirate store and each time we had exit through the tempting display of loot we had convinced him that he didn’t want to carry his stuff around all day and maybe lose it and that we PROMISED we would come back to this store before we left the park which would be sometime after lunch.

So all of you with small children know exactly how a 6 year old processed that: here we are in the store After Lunch therefore it is time to buy. However we were not planning to leave MK just yet…. I mean who only spends a few hours in the MK on a three day trip???? Yet we had done all of our Must-dos, and some of them 3 and 4 times. We had elected not to see any parades, shows or characters in the MK because we had done/would be doing those in other parks. We wanted to devote our limited time at the MK to the rides. But here we are shortly after lunch… had we done it all? Were we really ready to leave the MK for good? Who knew when we would be back? It just didn’t seem right.

Well, when in doubt, go on the Jungle Cruise. (If you remember from Mixed Marriage 1- no advance reservation is needed! ) We had planned to skip that attracting thinking it would be kind of a let down after at day at the gorgeous and new Animal Kingdom. So we pry DS out of the store and head over.
We had a longish wait but the time was worth it. Why? Well we were the last explorers to board our ship to adventure and before I had even sat down we knew we had an all star of a cast member. One who loved his job, loved the corn ball Jungle Cruise banter and loved making fun of hapless WDW guests. Like us.

We boarded incorrectly and we weren’t fast enough and what kind of husband gets on board before his wife? I could have been left behind or fed to crocodiles. DH blushingly made room for me on the crowded bench. Now the CM told us the boat was unbalanced. Someone needed to be thrown overboard. DH tried to shove me overboard. DS was laughing. The other guests were laughing. Not with us. At us.

It was ok because we were laughing too. DH was trying really hard to come up with some smarty pants answer but this guy was too quick to get a word in edgewise. At so it went….the traditional lines with plenty of time to make fun of us, an older gent in a Goofy t-shirt and well, mainly us.

Can you guess how our cruise ended? I was going to leave you hanging here but I am feeling generous so here is what happened. We were the last to leave the boat and right before we did, sweet little curly topped DS asked the CM for his autograph.

He wasn’t as shocked as the Japanese chef but it was clear that he didn’t get asked too often. (Why is that? All you DISsers get autographs from cool CMs… right? Are we the only ones? It isn’t weird, is it?)
The CM signed the book “TwinkieKid, Your part of a great crew. Jungle wishes, indecipherable scribble beginning with J” followed by a picture of a cat or is it a fox?
I love that. Jungle Wishes. I am going to start using that on my personal correspondence. For example:

Dear Teacher,
Please excuse TwinkieKid from school yesterday. He had pinkeye. Again.
Jungle Wishes, TwinkieMama.

I think it will take the nation by storm.

 

[dsnyfamily]

Oh, I know what he's up to. The "dorky" ones look good. The neon multi-color ones that have a smidge of lime are way too snug in a not good way. What-ever. Wear them.

Unless the swimtrunks in question meet with a horrible "accident" between now and then

See What I've reduced your Trip Report to, Twinkie???

Dont leave me in charge ever again.

For some reason Goofy4UM is going by NotTalkingtoUM at the moment.

This report should come with a VERY LARGE warning "Do not attempt to consume food or beverages while reading this TR!"

 

[tinkerbellang]

Awesome when you have a great jungle cruise director!!

Remember my first ride in 1983 (and I was over 18) he was awesome and I fell in love Loved flirting with him and he was flirting right back.

Do you think DH would appreciate it if I found another jungle cruise director to flirt with???

Keep going TM - glad you're feeling better. You sure do have a lot of pink-eye. But you've got some make up to do to TD.

 

[UtahMama]

Jungle Wishes, Dearies!!

I love when it's a cool jungle cruise CM!!! Last year we tape recorded the whole thing and our CM, a chick, had her mouth wayyy too close to the microphone and all you can understand is something about "the backside of water..." She sucked! I said to DH a little too loudly that "they used to be alot funnier..." Whatever. Passive aggresive move, I know. I think I should have taken the mic and DID the Jungle Cruise in all its glory! THAT would have been suh-weet!

dsnyfamily- you can totally cut and paste alot of old stuff I said and be a tag fairy dream! I dont even remember half the stuff I say.

Jungle Wishes Twinkie! I doubledog dare you to write a note to your twinkette's teacher!

 

[TwinkieDaddy]

Sorry to tell all you TM fans this, but I have banned TM from posting or even reading these boards for a month. That is right, a month, no exceptions. Because of her addiction, yes addiction, she has not only neglected our children, but one she was sitting for and now both our twins and the other child are nearly bald because they tried to give each other haircuts. Sorry, but it is the only way that she will learn. I HAVE SPOKEN, SO LET IT BE WRITTEN, SO LET IT BE DONE!!!

 

[TwinkieMama]

Of course you have to take a doubledog dare.....
No need to write to a teacher yet (only been in school 2 days)....
but I'll let you know how it turns out,
Jungle Wishes,
Twinkie

ETA: True, haircuts were given and recieved while I was nursing the baby (and reading the DIS at the same time- Women can multitask)... no one is bald and now my twins have cute little shoulder length hair-dos. The other kid's mom thinks the short spot in the middle of her head can be hidden with a little Pebbles-esque pony tail.

T-daddy- bans works both ways my dear...