My Trip Report
Starring:
Me! Miss Cleo
My Best Friend - Renowned Pet Psychic Sonya
We arrived to Magic Kingdom early the first day. I knew it would be crowded but I didn't want to tell Sonya or she would want to sit by the pool all day. We stayed at the Animal Kingdom Lodge because she is a pet psychic so of course she would want that. I went along even though I really wanted to stay at the Carribbean hotel.
So I hopped in the stroller so I could get in with my child pass. I covered my face so they couldn't see how old I was AND because I had an unfortuante incident there awhile back and was banned. It really was just a misunderstanding. I thought I could help people while on vacation and assembed a tarot stand on Main Street. Apparently, they didn't appreciate my gesture and threw me out! A simple "Please stop" would have sufficed.
That is the past though and I don't dwell on the past, I only look forward to the future. So, we go through the gates and walked into the courtyard. Sonya started to get a bad feeling about all the characters walking around. She said that the animal characters were feeling sad and not appreciated. She walked up to Goofy and talked to him for awhile. Apparently, he is sometimes beaten severly if he makes a mistake. I thanked Sonya heartily for ruining the rest of my day with her gloom and doom report. Frankly, I think that pet psychic stuff is nonsense anyway. I would never tell her that though.
We stopped at the Main Street Bakery to get a cinammon roll. I just knew these would be delicious! Sonya didn't listen to me and got a danish. She wasn't as happy as I was with mine. She kept trying to steal my roll but one little stab with my plastic fork fixed her! What a nice snack that was.
We headed to Tomorrowland because since I enjoy looking towards tomorrow so much, we figured this would be a good start. We rode Space Mountain and the race cars. Sonya THOUGHT she would get me back for our little plastic fork incident by ramming me with her car but I knew she was planning this so I got behind her instead! She was showing some visible irritation by the time we got off the ride but I think she learned her lesson!
We decided to skip Toontown as Sonya and her animal feelings ruin it for her. I love that woman but she is a lunatic! We went over to Fantasyland and rode everything there. Sonya felt good vibes (FINALLY!) from the animals in It's A Small World. She asked me if I felt anything from the dolls. I rolled my eyes and reminded her they are PLASTIC! I love that woman to death but she drives me NUTS!
We went over to Haunted Mansion and the line wasn't very long at all! We walked in and I *did* get vibes. There is definitely some haunted stuff going on in there. It seems some teenagers broke into WDW during the night while the ride was being constructed and they were entombed in the cement. They remain there even today. How creepy! I spoke with them and they seem happy so that is nice. I guess one has been dating the beating heart bride in the attic. Let's hear some pixie dust for their happy ending!
We hit Frontierland and Adventureland very quickly! Maybe because Sonja kept getting her bogus animal vibes about the rides she was scared of. Brer Rabbit isn't suffering emotionally because he is chased by Brer Bear & Fox constantly. THEY ARE PLAAAASTIC. I told her "Child! Don't make me leave you at the hotel so I can have some fun now!". She agreed to try to remember if anything bad would happen, I would forsee it! So we were safe!
About this time, I was getting mighty hungry! Sonya refused to go to Crystal Palace because of some sort of pig abuse. I really had to bite my lip and just smile and move on. It wasn't even the end of the first day and I was ready to kill her! We decided to just grab some hotdogs at Casey's Corner. Those were great hot dogs! The funniest part of the day was when I knew Sonya was going to squeeze ketchup out the other end of her hot dog onto her shirt and I didn't warn her! I sat there stifling my
laughs as she bit into the hot dog. When the ketchup came squeezing out I just cracked up! At first she gave me a dirty look but I could sense she thought it was funny deep down!
I would just like to thank all of my loyal customers that made this trip possible. Without your miserable lives needing guidance, I would not have had the money to go! THANKS!
Tomorrow I will post part two of our trip. We went to Epcot and Sonya fell into the river in Mexico. Oh it was great times!
Here is a little photo of us from our breakfast at 'Ohana in the Polynesian Resort! What a great time we had here!
Sorry about the quality...my scanner is HORRIBLE!
Starring:
Me! Miss Cleo
My Best Friend - Renowned Pet Psychic Sonya
We arrived to Magic Kingdom early the first day. I knew it would be crowded but I didn't want to tell Sonya or she would want to sit by the pool all day. We stayed at the Animal Kingdom Lodge because she is a pet psychic so of course she would want that. I went along even though I really wanted to stay at the Carribbean hotel.
So I hopped in the stroller so I could get in with my child pass. I covered my face so they couldn't see how old I was AND because I had an unfortuante incident there awhile back and was banned. It really was just a misunderstanding. I thought I could help people while on vacation and assembed a tarot stand on Main Street. Apparently, they didn't appreciate my gesture and threw me out! A simple "Please stop" would have sufficed.
That is the past though and I don't dwell on the past, I only look forward to the future. So, we go through the gates and walked into the courtyard. Sonya started to get a bad feeling about all the characters walking around. She said that the animal characters were feeling sad and not appreciated. She walked up to Goofy and talked to him for awhile. Apparently, he is sometimes beaten severly if he makes a mistake. I thanked Sonya heartily for ruining the rest of my day with her gloom and doom report. Frankly, I think that pet psychic stuff is nonsense anyway. I would never tell her that though.
We stopped at the Main Street Bakery to get a cinammon roll. I just knew these would be delicious! Sonya didn't listen to me and got a danish. She wasn't as happy as I was with mine. She kept trying to steal my roll but one little stab with my plastic fork fixed her! What a nice snack that was.
We headed to Tomorrowland because since I enjoy looking towards tomorrow so much, we figured this would be a good start. We rode Space Mountain and the race cars. Sonya THOUGHT she would get me back for our little plastic fork incident by ramming me with her car but I knew she was planning this so I got behind her instead! She was showing some visible irritation by the time we got off the ride but I think she learned her lesson!
We decided to skip Toontown as Sonya and her animal feelings ruin it for her. I love that woman but she is a lunatic! We went over to Fantasyland and rode everything there. Sonya felt good vibes (FINALLY!) from the animals in It's A Small World. She asked me if I felt anything from the dolls. I rolled my eyes and reminded her they are PLASTIC! I love that woman to death but she drives me NUTS!
We went over to Haunted Mansion and the line wasn't very long at all! We walked in and I *did* get vibes. There is definitely some haunted stuff going on in there. It seems some teenagers broke into WDW during the night while the ride was being constructed and they were entombed in the cement. They remain there even today. How creepy! I spoke with them and they seem happy so that is nice. I guess one has been dating the beating heart bride in the attic. Let's hear some pixie dust for their happy ending!
We hit Frontierland and Adventureland very quickly! Maybe because Sonja kept getting her bogus animal vibes about the rides she was scared of. Brer Rabbit isn't suffering emotionally because he is chased by Brer Bear & Fox constantly. THEY ARE PLAAAASTIC. I told her "Child! Don't make me leave you at the hotel so I can have some fun now!". She agreed to try to remember if anything bad would happen, I would forsee it! So we were safe!
About this time, I was getting mighty hungry! Sonya refused to go to Crystal Palace because of some sort of pig abuse. I really had to bite my lip and just smile and move on. It wasn't even the end of the first day and I was ready to kill her! We decided to just grab some hotdogs at Casey's Corner. Those were great hot dogs! The funniest part of the day was when I knew Sonya was going to squeeze ketchup out the other end of her hot dog onto her shirt and I didn't warn her! I sat there stifling my
laughs as she bit into the hot dog. When the ketchup came squeezing out I just cracked up! At first she gave me a dirty look but I could sense she thought it was funny deep down!
I would just like to thank all of my loyal customers that made this trip possible. Without your miserable lives needing guidance, I would not have had the money to go! THANKS!
Tomorrow I will post part two of our trip. We went to Epcot and Sonya fell into the river in Mexico. Oh it was great times!
Here is a little photo of us from our breakfast at 'Ohana in the Polynesian Resort! What a great time we had here!
Sorry about the quality...my scanner is HORRIBLE!
But there's no picture!
That was so funny! thanks for the laugh! 
