Misheard song lyrics

[Kermit]

Jacob was singing "Jesus Loves Me" this afternoon and doing a really good job until he said, "We ate meatballs/He is strong."

 

[Steffi]

That is too cute!

When my DD was about 4 years old, she was singing Christmas songs with us in the car. DH & I thought we'd die from the cuteness of it when we heard her singing, "Deck the halls with a thousand dollies, falalalala...."

 

[TDC Nala]

See the flaming mule before us, fa la la la la la la la la
Strike the heart, enjoy the florist, fa la la la la la la la la

 

[Talking Hands]

Jose, can you see

Gaston describing his neck in BB As big as a barn (really is as big as a barge)

I frequently hear words wrong in songs being hard of hearing. HAve to have words in front of me or listen quite a few times before I actually get all the words.

 

[luvmydogs]

"Hold me close young Tony Danza..."
("Hold me close now Tiny Dancer...")

 

[thelionqueen]

Actually there are 2, but the one that gets everyone is...

"But it's alright, once you get plaster pants" (instead of past the pain..from the song "love will find a way")

The other one is.... "in a pickle tree, dreams stay with you" (instead of in a Big Country)

Yep, I'm a dork (or at least, was a dork )

 

[TDC Nala]

And there's a bathroom on the right.

 

[LindsayDunn228]

I recently heard Ashlee Simpson's (ick) new song "Boyfriend." I could have sworn she was singing, "I danced to your boyfriend." I was thinking no way could she be singing that, but that's what it sounded like. I had no idea it was, "I didn't steal your boyfriend."

 

[DukeStreetKing]

"Come home again, tangerine" instead of "Alone again, naturally"

 

[Beth76]

My four-year-old keeps singing "I'm the king of kings. I'm the lord of lords." I've never heard that song, but I'm sure it's something from Sunday School and it's supposed to be "He" not "I"