Milkbone Underwear

[salmoneous]

Cheers! A few quotes from Norm

Sam: What'll you have Normie?
Norm: Well, I'm in a gambling mood Sammy. I'll take a glass of whatever comes out of that tap.
Sam: Looks like beer, Norm.
Norm: Call me Mister Lucky.

Woody: Pour you a beer, Mr. Peterson?
Norm: Alright, but stop me at one. Make that one-thirty.

Woody: What's going on, Mr. Peterson?
Norm: The question is what's going *in* Mr. Peterson. A beer please, Woody.

Norm: It's a dog eat dog world, and I'm wearing Milkbone underwear.

Sam: What are you up to, Norm?
Norm: My ideal weight... if I were 11 feet tall.

Cliff: Hey, Norm, What's up?
Norm: My blood-alcohol level.

Woody: What's up?
Norm: The warranty on my liver.

Sam: Hey, Norm, can I get you a beer?
Norm: Beer? Isn't that the amber-colored, carbonated liquid? I've heard good things about it.

Coach: What's new, Norm?
Norm: I need something to hold me over until my second beer.
Coach: How about a first beer?
Norm: That'll work.

Norm: Morning, everybody!
Woody: Beer, Mr. Peterson?
Norm: Little early in the day isn't it, Woody?
Woody: Little early for a beer?
Norm: No, for stupid questions.

 

[Micca]

Classics

 

[LadyyRedd]

Someone: What's shakin', Norm?
Norm: Three cheeks and a couple of chins.

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