MILF jokes

[DVCcurious]

I've done the Monsters Inc Laugh Floor a few times this trip. I've noticed they repeat the same jokes over and over (why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from Roz!)

They always rehash the movie's plot and show a bearded guy for Sully and a little girl for Boo. I thought this was supposed to be one of those "you never have the same experience twice" attractions.

But I'm probably bitter since I did it 4 times and the MILF guys never choose my joke for the show.

What do you get if you cross a cow with a cat?


A cow that always lands on its feet!!

I just think the MILF doesn't have a lot of repeat value if the first half of the show is always identical. Call Billy Crystal and record some new lines already!

 

[Pixie Dust ✨]

This is so not where I thought this thread was going.

 

[Oswin]

....this was not what I was expecting when I saw MILF. I need to put my mind back in a Disney place.

The show doesn't have a high repeat value, though.

 

[DisneyWishes14]

Wow. Can we come up with a different acronym?! HA!!!

 

[Alesia]

Many MILFs don't have a high repeat value

 

[pangyal]

I think I'm settling in, this looks like a perfect thread to watch. I almost feel like I was Rickrolled when I saw what it was really about!

No offence at all, OP! I actually think your joke is great

 

[Dr.Mickey]

I thought this must be a new version of the show for "Disney After Dark".

Anyway, I have seen several different routines from the 2 headed guy, and they are quick witted with guests. But most other gags are complete repeats.

 

[mrzrich]

I guess I have a dirty mind. Not what I was expecting.

 

[AllieBoo]

I guess I have a dirty mind. Not what I was expecting.

Me too! I was totally expecting this thread to be about something else, lol!

 

[disneydeal]

I got picked on twice now at the Monsters Inc show. They asked me my favorite food one time and the next visit if I had a funny joke.

 

[Hikergirl]

Not what I was thinking either. I thought it was going to be a complaint about someone telling MILF jokes about the OP. I'm glad that isn't the case, but it would have made for a great thread if it was

 

[Taylor Nicole]

Awkward...

 

[NotTheBatesMotel]

Saw the thread title, hovered to see the first few sentences-saw Monsters Inc. Laugh Floor. Still didn't make the mental connection to the acronym. Thought Monsters Inc Laugh Floor now included MILF jokes!

 

[ChloesDaddy]

Hmmm... Suspecting the double entendres is intentional.

 

[Sevey13]

Jeff from Houston made that connection YEARS ago.

To keep the thread on topic, I do think they could write some new material. It's a short enough show and it's been around long enough. Why not have a few cycles?

 

[ellie05]

Seriously best thread ever. I am with all other that didn't think about anything Pixar related.

 

[Jennasis]

You, sir, win the internets tonight.

 

[Betty_Baylor99]

This is so not where I thought this thread was going.

Ditto this!

 

[Tomh]

Thank goodness I am not the only sicko that was going to the completely wrong place with this

 

[ontheuptick]

This is so not where I thought this thread was going.

I laughed very hard, for quite some time, at your reply. Still laughing as I type. Well done.