Oh, wow! Everyone! I'm glad to see you posting and glad to know your enjoying this. I'll try to reply individually to everyone's posts later tonight or tomorrow, but right now I want to get up a post so you guys don't think I abandoned you again.
Sadly, we ran in to a few snags. Yesterday's V&A was excellent and awesome and if you've never been, you need to go (leave the kiddo's behind, unless they're teen foodies- then grab them because it is indeed awesome). However, when I woke up today, I felt dead. Dead-dead. Honestly, I thought it was a hangover (I make stupid decisions sometimes- not enough water last night), but after five bottles of water and three glasses of apple juice, it seemed to be more. We ended up canceling Be Our Guest, which I was looking forward to (it would have been our 'new' stop for this trip, as we've never been), and we're dropping Boma tomorrow just in case... buffets aren't really good if your stomach is upset.
(For the record: no, definitely not food poisoning, as mom and I shared everything. Don't avoid Yak and Yeti or V&A, both are excellent. I just have this problem in that if there is any sort of stomach bug around, I get it. Also, me getting sick while at Disney is sadly almost a tradition by now...)
So instead of cool reviews of that stuff, you guys will get boring All Stars Food Court reviews. Sorry!
But, on to... uh... two days ago.
Mama Melrose (Fantasmic Package)
We do the Fantasmic package every time we go to Disney. Mom absolutely adores Fantasmic (and yes, I think it's nice, too), but I just can't do that crowded, crazy line. So the package is the way to go, and honestly, we have no problem doing three-course meals. (I suppose we could do the fastpass, but that means no fourth FP and giving up TSM or ToT, which isn't happening.)
However, we almost always do Brown Derby. We love Brown Derby. Yet, we agreed to each other that as we were splurging on V&A, we'd go down a step with the package. So... Mama Melrose it was. H&V really isn't an option.
I'm just going to preface the review with this: a lot of people say Mama Melrose is basically Olive Garden. I think not. Mama Melrose is nowhere as good Italian as the restaurants in Italy/Epcot, and is indeed more Italian American then true Italian. It is not as bad as Olive Garden, though (that's Tony's over in MK at dinner). Olive Garden is basically 'I order soup, breadsticks, and salad, and only when someone else is paying as I'm not even going to pay 8.99 for that ick' (sorry, that may have been a bit snobby). Mama Melrose is at least a step up from that. They do make their sauces on site, and can make adjustments to menu items (Olive Garden often can't, as everything is precooked or frozen). I'm not saying this is a great restaurant- it's not- but it's not Olive Garden. If BD is taken, it will not kill you to go.
(I make no such guarantees about H&V

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Okay, rant over. Food!
Breadsticks came out warm, with a crust and soft inside. Mom liked whatever spice mixture they put in the oil (...it didn't seem to be just pepper), but I thought the oil itself was, well, not that good. It tasted more oily then a dipping sauce should, even if it is made with EVO.
Mama Melrose did a somewhat recent change to their menu: their sixteen or so dollar flatbreads can be used as an appetizer. That means you might actually be able to make your money worth with the package, which used to be impossible. Unfortunately, due to the breakfast sandwichs, we were too full for that. If you are doing this, though, and are like us in the 'must make moneys worth', I really recommend doing the flatbreads for an appetizer.
(And, as an aside, if you're just coming over to eat and not doing the package- the flatbreads are sixteen dollars and probably still sharable by two with maybe a shared other app or dessert. Good deal, and I remember them being tasty enough.)
(Oh, if you're wondering about drinks... this was Mother's Day, so no TiW discount, so we skipped out on that (shocking, right?). Mom managed to drink four glasses of iced tea, I think; I drank maybe one quarter of a glass of root beer. I should have gone with a frozen cappuccino or apple juice, even though there's no refills there...)
I try to avoid ordering seafood at any non signature that's not seafood specialized, but I figured I'd throw caution to the wind two days ago. Hidden under all that arugula was seared (that's basically raw) fennel-crusted tuna: there were four pieces each around the size of a piece of tuna sashimi. On top of the arugula was a tiny bit of olive-topenade, the little dark spots on the far side of the plate were apparently pea pods (they tasted like salt- I actually thought they were capers until I asked), and the sauce was a basil-sweet pepper vinaigrette.
I was surprised at how decent this was. This appetizer was almost signature quality: a bit more flavor on the arugula would have likely made it so. The tuna itself was very good, as was the sauce.
I don't think they've changed this dish in years: this is what I had last time we came here. Mom's appy, the Oak Fried Mussels (no note on where said mussels were from). They were cooked in 'spicy tomato butter', there were onions floating around (and I think one random pepper), and the bread was a 'herb cruton' (the menu implies there should be multiple pieces of said bread, but menus do lie).
This dish was again good (or we wouldn't have ordered it twice in a row!), but here's where the mistakes were made: mom was not offered either a small fork to dig the mussels out, as would be standard, nor a soup spoon to scoop up the broth... and no one came to check on us (or even came near us) for us to request either.
There were a pretty good amount of mussels in there, though, and they came out easier then they usually did... save for that really sweet part that is, well, impossible to get without ripping it with one's fingers or using a tiny fork. Sigh.
Sticking with the fish, I went with the Fish of the Day. It was Corvina, which as you may know is an overname for like, twelve different sorts of fish (as well as an Italian wine grape). In this case, they meant the sea bass version. This style of fish is sort of like tilapia, in my opinion: it's light, flaky, doesn't taste at all fishy, but uh, that's mostly because on it's own it doesn't really have all that much taste to begin with. It was done with lemon and tarragon: in this case, it meant the fish had a light lemon bite to it. I thought the fish might have been slightly overcooked, and skin was very tough (almost inedible).
All the real flavor came from the sauce, which was brandy cream sauce. That was nice. What was really nice (and the actual reason I ordered it (besides the fact that I hate eating pasta without wine, heh)) was the shrimp risotto underneath. I love a good risotto, and seafood risotto's tend to be my favorites. It was the high point of the dish, especially as it soaked in the brandy cream sauce. There were very tiny (like, the size of my thumbnail) shrimp mixed in, too.
I will say I had a lobster risotto at Tutto Italia and then a scallop risotto at Flying Fish both last year in October that were much better then this risotto. It wasn't by a huge leap though, and I think if they took this, the sauce, then added nicely done bigger shrimp this meal would be even more of a success. Then again, I'm no chef, so maybe that would be too shrimpy?
(Also: this said shrimp risotto on the menu, but the waitress said it was lobster and shrimp risotto after serving it and I had eaten some. There were no lobster pieces in this (shame?), so I assume it was just the juice of it, but... no warning. Most people are allergic to all shellfish, but if someone could take shrimp and not lobster, this would be bad. People with allergies, always note it to the resturaunt, as menus do lie.)
Keeping with the must get moneys worth ideal, the most expensive thing on the menu: the charred Strip Steak for mom. I don't really like Strip Steak's: I find them too tough, even when they are cooked well. And this one was cooked great (surprisingly so, considering how iffy that can be at the World): perfect medium rare. It was served with a Chianti wine reduction as the sauce and some aged balsamic-shallot butter on top that added some jucyness I think the steak needed.
I'm pretty sure the real reason mom ordered it was the side, though: a five cheese macaroni. The pasta was overcooked (especially compared to Tutto Gusto), but it was still great tasting and deliciously creamy. No notes on what the cheeses were, but, eh, they were good.
It's probably telling that she finished all her mac and cheese and I all my risotto, but I left some fish and her some steak. Maybe we should actually try some pasta dishes here, though none of them looked as good as the sides.
This is where waitress Alyssa became victim to SWDS (Sudden Waitperson Disappearing Syndrome, known to happen before the dessert menus are brought out or after they're done and one is waiting for the check- a tragic malady that seems to infect at least one out of five waitpersonas at Disney restaurants, and is prone to occasional epidemics that make the numbers more like two out of three). Thus, we sat staring at each other awkwardly for around fifteen minutes after this course was finished with our dishes in front of us while no one was to be seen. I'm being sort of sarcastic here, obviously, but this really does seem to be a major and frustrating problem at dining at Disney: and the restaurant was not anywhere near full.
We were almost dreading dessert. Last time we ate here, while the apps and entrees were fine, the desserts were some of the most horrible I've ever had, including I think the worst panna cotta in the history of mankind (it had no flavor whatsoever, and a texture no panna cotta should ever have).
This was much better. We were each given an individual platter (no choice- it's the dessert sampler on the menu), not a shared one. Left to right, that's a cannoli 'cake' (basically, a moist chocolate cake with the cannoli cream dolloped on it), tiramisu and then a chocolate amarettini cheesecake. The amarettini is the little cookie on top of the cheesecake: it's like a little almond (traditionally flavored using ameretto) macaroon, though this one was more crumbly then is perhaps proper.
Nicely fitting, left to right is also in order of how much we enjoyed them. The cake was probably fine, but neither of us enjoy cake, really. So we both just ate the cannoli filling part and ignored it. The tiramisu was nice enough, but ruined once again by service: all we were given for the dessert course was a soup/twirling spoon, which was too big to fit in to the bottom of the little platter and actually get to the ladyfingers (and of course the waitress and everyone else had disappeared so we couldn't ask for a fork or a tea spoon). This meant the ladyfingers just got gritty, really, and likewise made the rest of the dish a bit gritty. The little cheesecake and cookie, though, was quite enjoyable. Certainly not the best dessert ever, but much better then usual for Mama Melrose.
Unfortunately, there's no full sized portion of that (the cheesecake on the menu is no sugar added strawberry if you're not doing the package). Sigh.
All in all, we did get out of there in time to use our fastpass (and then get stuck on the Great Movie ride for an extra 20 or so minutes). So despite the awkward disappearing waitress, it didn't take too long. Still, while the food was acceptable (and better then I thought it would be), I wish the service had been more on top of things. The waitress was friendly and cheerful when around, but she never seemed to be around when we needed her (though at least she was on top with refills for mom). Sort of disappointing.
And... I am really behind. I owe you guys reviews for Brown Derby Lounge, Yak and Yeti, Victoria and Albert (for that, though, I think I'm going to do a teaser and then do a full review when I get home- twelve courses is a lot to type up!), Sci Fi Galatic Star Wars Awesomeness, and All Star Spots Food Court foodcourtness. When will this happen? ...I don't really know, but I think I'm still live here.

Hopefully, more tomorrow! Where we are eating, I have no idea. Knowing us, probably a bar.