Mel's Unflashy June 2008 TR: Funnel cakes have fewer calories in FL. Updated 12/2!!

Uh oh, the Focker hallway curse bit you too :sad2:
::yes::

Glad to hear it, I just placed my order for August. IT's the first time using them!:thumbsup2
I was going to tell you, don't wait too long! They were booked up with deliveries, but you got it! :thumbsup2

I am shocked...just shocked:rolleyes1
Oh, don't be. I've done worse....:eek: :rolleyes1

Mental Note - Make sure to take lots of pics when we see Mel. Apparently she forgets...ALOT!:rolleyes:
Yeah, I'm sort of ditzy that way....

Patience....patience.....

Okay, I guess I'm second....

Mel, I had the Focker hallway curse at AKV in December, so you're definitely not alone. That walk feels even worse after a long day in the parks, doesn't it? I'm excited to be staying at OKW in October and I shouldn't have to walk much at all. Plus, we've got a car, so we might be driving to the parks instead of using the bus. And we can park right outside our building at OKW! :banana:

That clown at the Boardwalk pool sorta freaks me out! Not sure I could go down that slide knowing that the clown is going to spit me out! :scared1:
Yeah, the kids didn't think the clown was scary but I thought it was strange for Disney to pick something that kids are USUALLY afraid of...:confused3
Truthfully, I don't think anyone gets a *no walking* type of hotel at Disney. They're all huge and far from SOMETHING. That being said, we had only to open the side door, go down 1 flight and outside the door was the quiet pool. It was awesome for that!

Nope. I-75 through GA takes that honor. Trust V. ;)
Ah, yes. We drove that way OUT of WDW. Very Boring...

Seriously - they need to lay off the starch already! That, plus did you have knife-edge creases all over? The new, high thread-count sheets are great, but they need to watch the ironing!
Yes, the sheets were crisp and pointy. OMG. Torture!

I still don't get this. I mean, you can buy another as soon as you hit the Boardwalk - what's the difference? :confused3
I know, right?

Yet another fine Focker tradition. :rolleyes:
It's not just me? Good!!! :)

Not you too! Darn that Focker BWVs curse!!!!!!! What was your room #?

And why do the husbands always get to spot the LGMHs first? Weird. My friends were picking them out when we were there!

Great start!
Thanks Kat! Our room # was 2126. Not good for lobby, elevators, or bus. But great for pool, pool bar, walkway to MGM, and entrance to Boardwalk....

You too with hallway, geez, I have it on my ressie for Feb that I want something close to the elevators, we shall see, don't they know how I am. Or maybe they do and that' why.... um never mind.


So you cna't take a drink out of the park? Really? Focker festers take note!


So cool you saw a Focker or Bob did, whatevah.
Yeah, Bob was all "I'm a Focker Watcher...." all week. Annoying! :laughing: No drinks out of the park. Unless you break the Disney law....:rolleyes1

popcorn:: Enjoying the report. Glad to hear good things about the Boardwalk. I'm hoping to stay there for my next stay.
I would be happy to answer any Boardwalk specific questions you might have. Feel free to PM me! :thumbsup2

MEL:banana:
 
I told Bob that was the way to make sure that no tornados hit your hotel. Stay with the preachers!
:rotfl2:

I wish now that I had photographed the LONG LONG LONG walk to our room like V did.
Oh no not you too!!!!

Since we were (very recently) annual passholders with unlimited entry into parks....we decided to go right into UK and get a drink!
Well you've gotta get your moneys worth :rotfl2:

Yup. I broke the Disney Law. I’m a rebel.
Regardless, that’s only the FIRST time I will break the Disney law.....:rolleyes1
OMG Mel you rebel you :rotfl: BTW anyone know why you can't take alcoho out? Didn't Buzz pour his alcohol into another cup as disguise? :rotfl:

“JILL!!!!!!!!!!!!! JILL!!!!!!!!!!!” Her husband leans into her and is whispering something like, “uh, there’s a crazy woman screaming your name....”
She turns and I’m like, “Wait, wait, wait!!” And I’m shuffling over to her ***side note*** I don’t run. Not unless I’m being chased by zombies...maybe. :sad2:
:rotfl2: :rotfl2: :rotfl2: Fantastic to meet someone already :thumbsup2 BTW have you seen Jill lately?
 

So jealous of the annual passes...ah,someday, someday. I won't call the Disney police on you; I've also heard that Sunny D bottles make good disguises, too! (Thanks, Nebo!)
 
Hi Mel. I from the winding, curvy, steep hills of West Virginia. ;) I am so enjoying your trip report and sense of humor. Keep them coming. :)
 
You haven't really even gone to a park and I'm already wishing I can join you on your next vacation!
 
i agree with the long , boring drive. we drive from ohio every year!! you didn't mention the nasty smell in GA. on I-95 in georgia for about 2 hours it smells like poop!!! i have no idea where it's coming from or what it is, and i 'm not sure i really want to know!!!!:eek:

love the hiding drinks in your sweater. i would've put it between my b-00-bs , then they wouldv'e forgotten about the disney law!!!:eek: :rotfl2:

the bwv looks great!!! but, can't you request a room closer? or does is not work this way? i'm cheap, i always do value resorts!! but those pictures of the hotel were lookin pretty nice! how can i work the fuzzy disney math to warrent bwv?? hmmmmmm. help me out v!!

so , you found a focker, i'm proud of you. oh , wait , should i say i'm proud of you dh????? :rotfl2:

i can't wait for more. i want to know why the he-- you are waking up at 5am!!! r ya crazy??
 
You hid alcohol under your shirt!!! You really are my friend!!! :banana: :hug:
What a great first few hours in Disney!!! Whos Jill? :confused3
 
Well you've gotta get your moneys worth

OMG Mel you rebel you :rotfl: BTW anyone know why you can't take alcoho out? Didn't Buzz pour his alcohol into another cup as disguise? :rotfl:

Fantastic to meet someone already :thumbsup2 BTW have you seen Jill lately?
Yes, we do! I know I'm a rebel! I don't have any idea why they have that rule. V is correct, you can buy another not 500 feet away!!!
That sounds like Buzz. I didn't have another cup or I would have! ;)

subbing. Cute family!

~Beka~
Thanks Beka!!! :welcome:

Another fun update!
Thanks! :welcome: (Did I ask you what I should call you yet? Sorry if I have...)

So jealous of the annual passes...ah,someday, someday. I won't call the Disney police on you; I've also heard that Sunny D bottles make good disguises, too! (Thanks, Nebo!)
Ah, Sunny D!!! :thumbsup2 Thanks for the tip, Jamie!!

Hi Mel. I from the winding, curvy, steep hills of West Virginia. ;) I am so enjoying your trip report and sense of humor. Keep them coming. :)
Those darn West Virginia hills! :eek: Thanks for reading and :welcome: Tina?

You haven't really even gone to a park and I'm already wishing I can join you on your next vacation!
Thanks Dude! :welcome: What can I call YOU? Please feel free to join us anytime....:laughing:

Thanks. I'll be pm'ing you with a few questions!
::yes::

i agree with the long , boring drive. we drive from ohio every year!! you didn't mention the nasty smell in GA. on I-95 in georgia for about 2 hours it smells like poop!!! i have no idea where it's coming from or what it is, and i 'm not sure i really want to know!!!!:eek:

love the hiding drinks in your sweater. i would've put it between my b-00-bs , then they wouldv'e forgotten about the disney law!!!

the bwv looks great!!! but, can't you request a room closer? or does is not work this way? i'm cheap, i always do value resorts!! but those pictures of the hotel were lookin pretty nice! how can i work the fuzzy disney math to warrent bwv?? hmmmmmm. help me out v!!

so , you found a focker, i'm proud of you. oh , wait , should i say i'm proud of you dh????? :rotfl2:

i can't wait for more. i want to know why the he-- you are waking up at 5am!!! r ya crazy??
Yes, Bob wants ALL the credit! I can hide ONE drink in the B00Bs but not two...:rotfl2: BWV was gorgeous. I think you can afford it if you rent a DVC....check out the prices. Usually around 10$ a point. I don't know the pts. needed off the top of my head, but it's got to be cheaper than booking it regularly. :goodvibes

You hid alcohol under your shirt!!! You really are my friend!!! :banana: :hug:
What a great first few hours in Disney!!! Whos Jill? :confused3
Yes! We were meant to be friends! Thanks for reading, Carrie. Jill posted on the TFW about a month ago that she was going and I told her I'd be there too! It was purely a fluke that we met up as we didn't even schedule a meet! :) I forget her screen name...Jo? Do you remember it?

Great that you had a Dis meet on the first day. :banana: I don't think I know Jill either. :confused3
See above...she is from OH...I remember that.
Thanks for reading, Lessa! :lovestruc

MEL
 
~~REASONS WHY MEL IS OFFICIALLY AN OFFICAL FOCKER~~~​

I wish now that I had photographed the LONG LONG LONG walk to our room like V did. She was right. It couldn’t have been farther away. It was down THREE long hallways. We walked those hallways several hundred times during our week there. I cannot believe you can walk for that long and still be inside the same building! And though the walk was long, the room was gorgeous. I really liked it alot. Did I photograph it? Nope. Don’t know why.
EXHIBIT A: THE FOCKER CURSE AT LONGWALK VILLAS. :lmao:

Two Bass ales and two Strongbow Hard Ciders later, we ambled back over the bridge toward the exit with our drinks. The turnstile police (as we would come to call them...) yelled at us to finish our drinks. Why? You can’t take alcohol out of the park. Huh. Ok, so Bob made for the potty and I held the cups. If you are a stickler for the rules look away...
I hid them under my sweater and we went through. Yup. I broke the Disney Law. I’m a rebel.
Regardless, that’s only the FIRST time I will break the Disney law.....:rolleyes1
EXHIBIT B - THE BREAKING OF DISNEY RULES FOR THE LOVE OF THE "DRINK". :rotfl2:


I turn around. On the Boardwalk, surrounded by hundreds of strangers and start yelling at the blond lady and her husband who are walking away from me....
“JILL!!!!!!!!!!!!! JILL!!!!!!!!!!!” Her husband leans into her and is whispering something like, “uh, there’s a crazy woman screaming your name....”
She turns and I’m like, “Wait, wait, wait!!” And I’m shuffling over to her ***side note*** I don’t run. Not unless I’m being chased by zombies...maybe. :sad2:
EXHIBIT C - THE OFFICIAL FOCKER RUN/GREET WHICH SCARES THE BEJEEZUS OUTTA THE DH'S! :rotfl:


She waits for me and Bob to arrive and I say, “Are you Jill? From the Focker Board?” She says, “yep.” I say, “I’m Mel!!! Hi!!!” We hug. She introduced her hubby and I introduced mine. They were a cute couple. She said they were leaving on Tuesday. I really hoped to see them again, but we never did. Oh well. It was cool. Did I take a picture? Nope. Why? I don’t know.

EXHIBIT D - THE INABILITY TO REMEMBER TO TAKE A PICTURE OF THE FOCKER MEET!! :rotfl2: :rotfl2:

Great installment, Mel. popcorn::
 
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! NO HOFF. I'm writing, I'm writing....!!!!!

MEL:banana:

(and thanks T.....I'm official :worship: )
 
~~REASONS WHY MEL IS OFFICIALLY AN OFFICAL FOCKER~~~​


EXHIBIT A: THE FOCKER CURSE AT LONGWALK VILLAS. :lmao:


EXHIBIT B - THE BREAKING OF DISNEY RULES FOR THE LOVE OF THE "DRINK". :rotfl2:



EXHIBIT C - THE OFFICIAL FOCKER RUN/GREET WHICH SCARES THE BEJEEZUS OUTTA THE DH'S! :rotfl:




EXHIBIT D - THE INABILITY TO REMEMBER TO TAKE A PICTURE OF THE FOCKER MEET!! :rotfl2: :rotfl2:
Oh T, hilarious :rotfl2:
 
Wow. It’s our first full day at Disney. That is why, even though the alarm is going off at 5 a.m., I am HAPPY. I drag myself out of bed and to the shower. I laid my clothes out in the bathroom the night before so I wouldn’t wake Bob and Goofy. Showering at 5 a.m. is so weird. I NEVER shower that early. Heck, I can’t even tell you the last time I was AWAKE that early. Probably a past Disney trip..... :confused:

After I get that done, brush my teeth and apply sunblock I wake up Gus. He’s sleeping so soundly that I have to shake him and shake him. I call his name. I say, “you need to wake up, dude!” He’s not budging. Now what? I seriously stood there, in the dark wondering what I should do. Could we NOT go? No. Not an option. It’s paid for!!!

Oh, wait. You guys don’t know where we’re going, do you?! Omg. How could I forget to tell you this? Gus and I are going to the Magic Kingdom. We are going to the Behind the Steam Trains Tour and we get to enter the park before ANYONE and ride the trains! I am pretty excited for this outing. Gus is excited too, but right now he’s asleep. So, I stand there thinking how to wake him up without waking up Goofy who is barely 3 feet away. I shake him again. “GUS!” Loud Whisper... “GUS!” Finally, Goofy leans over from the sleep sofa and says, “Gus! Get up so Mom will shut up and go away!” He jumped right up. Ok.
**btw: I don’t usually condone my children talking to me that way but it was an extreme circumstance.**

So, I drag poor, barely conscious Gus to the bathroom and issue orders. Get dressed. Go pee. Brush teeth. Stand still so I can put the sunblock on. He’s thrilled. We make it to the bus stop at 6:00 on the dot. And the bus to M.K. has just pulled away. Of course! This becomes a theme of sorts of our trip! Another bus arrives at 6:42 a.m. Every 20 minutes my donkey! :mad:

We enjoy the air conditioned ride to the MK all alone on the bus. Apparently, no one is going to the MK at 6:42 a.m. except us. We arrive around 7 am and check in at the gate. They tell us to “wait over there *waving vaguely* and someone will come out.” There is a crowd building slowly. I don’t know how long we were standing there, but it seemed like maybe 45 minutes or so. I don’t know why they say to arrive at 7 if they are going to keep you standing around that long. :sad2: I did snap this great photo while we were waiting. I don’t think I’ve ever seen that view without people in it!
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The engineer came out and introduced himself. His name is Ed. He was very nice. He posed for a photo with Gus while we waited for the tour to begin.

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The tour begins right there, in front. Ed explained that the train only lines up with the train station twice. Once for this tour and for publicity photos. That’s because every other stop they make at that station is to load passengers and she’s not lined up (the engine) with the building then. She’s way forward of the building.

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I should interject here to say that I am not going to tell you all the things that Ed said on this tour. First, I think you should go see for yourself and second, I don’t remember them all! :sad2:

I do remember him saying that the train, Lilly Belle, comes out in the morning, does a test lap around the track and then comes out to do the opening show with the characters. She then goes back to the roundhouse. Here is Ed explaining...



He talked alot about the 4 trains that they run at the park. They are the Walt, the Roy, the Lilly Belle and the Roger Broggie (who was the first imagineer). The Walt and Roy are a matched set. They are consecutively numbered. They are the only remaining consecutively numbered steam trains in operation in the world. COOL! The trains were built between 1916 and 1928 in the United States but put into service in Mexico as freight trains for many years.

Another view without people....weird.
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We enjoyed hearing the stories about the trains. Unfortunately, while this was going on we were in the direct sun. The whole time. We had made our way around the park on the train that they had lined up for us at the Main St. Station. While we learned about the trains we were standing in the rail yard at the roundhouse. Which is NOT round, btw. I was listening to Ed, but watching Gus. He was looking bad. After about an hour in the sun, he came to me and said he felt bad. He was dizzy and nauseous. I gave him the rest of my water as he had drank his bottle and instructions to sit down in some shade from a pillar of the monorail. Their “roundhouse” is up above the train one. As the tour progressed, Gus looked worse and worse. Ed kept on with the information. He started as crowd control for parades. They moved him up to be the Conductor. You have to be a conductor for at least 6 months before you can become an Engineer. They have very strict rules on being certified and tested. I remember his comment that if you “miss a station” more than twice on your test you fail.

They are supposed to go 10 mph. If they go 11, they don't get in trouble. If they go 12 mph, then an alarm goes off and they have to get a supervisor to use a key to shut it off. They get warned. If they do it again, Ed says, "They will take you in a room and say PLEASE don't do that again." And if you do it a third time, you are suspended from the trains for 6 months!

Here’s a great photo of the bell on the engine.
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And here’s two photos of the interior of the engine. It gets up to 150 degrees in there. Plus whatever the humidity is on that particular day.

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And a video of Ed explaining the temp!


I snapped a picture of Gus in front of the Lilly Belle before we hopped on to bring the train forward to the Main Street Station.

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We were SO happy to be on the train. It was shady there! We did all the things on the train that they do regularly. Those things were blowing off the steam in the whistle, pulling forward to the “blowdown” bridge, building the pressure back up, pulling forward to the Mickey’s Toontown Fair station and then boarding passengers. It was around 9:30 a.m. at this point. Gus was looking pretty rough around the edges. I asked him if he wanted to get off the train and get a cold drink. He said, “YES.” I knew that he was not doing well and hated to exit the tour before the end. I leaned forward to Ed (we were in the first row of seats) and asked if we could get off the train at the station as I was really worried about Gus. He said of course we could and he would meet us at the Main St. Station at 11 a.m. with a special surprise! Well, Gus and I jumped off that train and ran for the restrooms that are right near Mickey’s house. I filled both water bottles from the water fountain, splashed his face with a bunch of water and then wet down a huge piece of paper towel from the ladies’ room and put it around his neck. My experience last summer was a lesson well learned!! :thumbsup2
He wasn’t getting better as quick as I hoped, so at the first kiosk I purchased the spray/water fan thingy. I had one already (from last year) but it was worth every penny ($17 actually) because the one we already had was still in the hotel room!

He was looking a bit more normal, so we made our way toward the castle. We have a tradition of getting a funnel cake with strawberries on our first day at MK. SO, naturally, we headed there! It’s in the best spot in MK. It’s tucked away behind the Hall of Presidents. A tiny place called Sleepy Hollow. I love the location. It’s sort of behind and to the left of the castle. It has a great shady area to eat and rest in. And it seems like NO ONE knows because even on the craziest days we can always get a shady seat!

Seated in the shade with us was a British family and the dad was SO angry. He yelled at all 5 people sitting there with him eating funnel cakes. Gus and I dubbed him "The Angriest Man in Disney World." Later in the week, we were at Typhoon Lagoon and Gus said, "LOOK!!! It's the Angriest Man in Disney World.." My Dh was looking where he pointed with a completely baffled expression as the guy wasn't being angry THEN! I laughed!! :lmao:

Here is Gus with his first funnel cake of vacation.

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While all this excitement has been going on, Goofy and Bob have been at O’hana having breakfast with Lilo and Stitch. I hope. If they got up when their alarm went off. We were just finishing the funnel cake when I got a call from them. They had finished breakfast and were monorailing over to us. They met us at Sleepy Hollow.

I took that time to run back and meet Ed the Engineer at the station where he gave us both this:

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Super Cool! You can only get these by doing the tour!

After thanking Ed I ran over to grab fastpasses for Space mountain for all four of us. The boys were walking over to get in line for Splash mountain. I met them there in record time!

Tune in next time....this is a LONG day!!


MEL
 
:sad2: And the Focker Longwalk Villas Curse strikes again.

They must know us and decide to put us wayyyyyy down the hall there...:sad2: I too, have been a victim of the Longwalk...

You too with hallway, geez, I have it on my ressie for Feb that I want something close to the elevators, we shall see, don't they know how I am. Or maybe they do and that' why.... um never mind.

Yeah, but will the areas near the elevators be noisy??:confused3


So you cna't take a drink out of the park? Really?

Only if you get you get caught. Otherwise, why yes, yes you can take a drink out of the park.

Trust me...NO ONE comes between me and my last Margarita of the night...:cool2:




~~REASONS WHY MEL IS OFFICIALLY AN OFFICAL FOCKER~~~​



EXHIBIT A: THE FOCKER CURSE AT LONGWALK VILLAS. :lmao:


EXHIBIT B - THE BREAKING OF DISNEY RULES FOR THE LOVE OF THE "DRINK". :rotfl2:



EXHIBIT C - THE OFFICIAL FOCKER RUN/GREET WHICH SCARES THE BEJEEZUS OUTTA THE DH'S! :rotfl:




EXHIBIT D - THE INABILITY TO REMEMBER TO TAKE A PICTURE OF THE FOCKER MEET!! :rotfl2: :rotfl2:

That was AWESOME T...Truer words were never written...:lmao:

I'd love the check out the trains tour - I think Michael would love it. BUT there's no way he'd ever get up that early...:sad2: Amatuer...Hmmm...that doesn't look right...Is is Amateur? :confused3
 












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