LOL. Yeah maybe.
But there still are some very basic drive thru "rules" that are no longer recognized.
Turn OFF your radio.
Roll down your window.
The driver and ONLY the drive orders.
Do not be on your cell phone when ordering.
Other than that, the rest were all humor and you'd be surprised at how many people do not seem to know those basic ....rules.
I would add:
Turn off your windshield wipers at the windows.
We have one McDonald's that has that request near the first window. I think this is a great and considerate idea. Who wants to be splashed by the water from the wipers.
OP I love your "rules". I see the tongue in cheek behind it. As I have said before, I have seen great employees and not so great employees. I have also seen not so great customers too. The employees who handled some of these customers went beyond their job description. Even when I have received an incorrect order, I always try to be polite. Sometimes its not the person who took the orders fault, but the person that made it that maybe didn't pay attention to the complete order. Or it was a simple mistake.
One of the McDonald's I used to frequent had a fantastic employee. She got to know what I ordered and always made sure that my order came out correctly. She also always had a smile whenever I saw her. The last time I saw her she was working at a different FF place but remembered me when she saw me.