Well, here's an update from me. With my new schedule, there's no chance of my being at the monorail crawl unless my schedule changes again. As it is now, I'd have to be at work at 6:30am the next morning. But it's ok, because I don't drink anyway (anymore), so you'd just be missing having a strange guy laughing at y'all all night.
However, with Sun-Mon as my days off, I should be able to invade France on the 17th, for as long as my legs and feet hold out. I thought about suggesting a Segway tour for that morning, but I doubt most of you lushes would want to wake up in time to be there at 8-9am anyway.