MAY 12th-19th!! THESE ARE THE MAYS OF OUR LIVES! Part 2

[JoBird]

JC,

When you said the Asst manager, I read it as the *** manager.

I thought "oh my gosh, what did he do to JC?"

I know it must have been just terrible to have to ride the gurney down. Sometimes medical people are so cruel...


Jo

 

[Disneyanajc]

I know a whole lot about kidney stones...I think I have been in the hospital a dozen times or more for them.

So you think the IJ ride induce a kidney stone attack?

That was nice of the DH to bring you flowers. I bet you never expected that.

Seacrest

Sea..we are a family of stoners.... mother, father, sister, brother and to date have had dozens...I had them blasted twice now... just read that orange or lemon juice helps ..JC

 

[JoBird]

They censored my "@ss" in my post, JC!

&%$#@*&^#$#&^&!!!!!!

J.

 

[Tasmen]

Ok, most embarrassing story time. Mine is from DL. I was at DL quite a few years back with a male friend of mine. He was wearing some rather 'tight' pants. We were standing in line for Splash Mountain (pre fastpass days here..yikes) when I see him start to turn bright red. I ask him what is going on. Before he can answer, I hear the little boy in front of us in line yell to his mom while pointing at his little sister: "Did you hear what she just said? She said.."

I look at the little girl and notice she is indeed pointing to my friend's 'mid section'. Her mom seeing this tugs the little girl's hand away and starts to whisper something in her ear.

I couldn't help but laugh and dubbed my friend's pants the pants from this day forward. He's never worn those pants again.

 

[Disneyanajc]

JC,

When you said the Asst manager, I read it as the *** manager.

I thought "oh my gosh, what did he do to JC?"

I know it must have been just terrible to have to ride the gurney down. Sometimes medical people are so cruel...


Jo

Nurse Jo...I forgot to put the 'n'

 

[marcyinPA]

Marcy,



Your story made me laugh! I had a visual of the baby just happily sleeping along while Mom busts her tail.

And the poop on you while pregnant...ewww! I can imagine how that would be just plain awful.

J.

Ok, this topic is like therapy...I just remembered another embarrassing WDW moment!

Last trip, I sat down on a bench to take a little breather. When I stood up, my DS (now 11) told me I had brown stuff on the back of my shorts. I thought he was messing with me (like kids do). Well....nope. I sat in chocolate and had a huge brown stain on my light khaki shorts. Walked around the rest of the day with my mom's cardigan sweater tied around my waist (in 90* weather... ), so people wouldn't think I had an accident! Moral of the story: Always look before you sit!

 

[JoBird]

Ok, most embarrassing story time. Mine is from DL. I was at DL quite a few years back with a male friend of mine. He was wearing some rather 'tight' pants. We were standing in line for Splash Mountain (pre fastpass days here..yikes) when I see him start to turn bright red. I ask him what is going on. Before he can answer, I hear the little boy in front of us in line yell to his mom while pointing at his little sister: "Did you hear what she just said? She said.."

I look at the little girl and notice she is indeed pointing to my friend's 'mid section'. Her mom seeing this tugs the little girl's hand away and starts to whisper something in her ear.

I couldn't help but laugh and dubbed my friend's pants the pants from this day forward. He's never worn those pants again.

I am laughing so hard!!!! You said " "!!!!!!!!!!!

Bless your heart.

 

[JoBird]

Ok, this topic is like therapy...I just remembered another embarrassing WDW moment!

Last trip, I sat down on a bench to take a little breather. When I stood up, my DS (now 11) told me I had brown stuff on the back of my shorts. I thought he was messing with me (like kids do). Well....nope. I sat in chocolate and had a huge brown stain on my light khaki shorts. Walked around the rest of the day with my mom's cardigan sweater tied around my waist (in 90* weather... ), so people wouldn't think I had an accident! Moral of the story: Always look before you sit!

Okay, now I am really losing it. This migraine is really playing tricks on my eyes.

I read your last sentence as look before you "sh*t".

Oh my, I need some heavy drugs.

J.

 

[Disneyanajc]

Ok, most embarrassing story time. Mine is from DL. I was at DL quite a few years back with a male friend of mine. He was wearing some rather 'tight' pants. We were standing in line for Splash Mountain (pre fastpass days here..yikes) when I see him start to turn bright red. I ask him what is going on. Before he can answer, I hear the little boy in front of us in line yell to his mom while pointing at his little sister: "Did you hear what she just said? She said.."

I look at the little girl and notice she is indeed pointing to my friend's 'mid section'. Her mom seeing this tugs the little girl's hand away and starts to whisper something in her ear.

I couldn't help but laugh and dubbed my friend's pants the pants from this day forward. He's never worn those pants again.

 

[marcyinPA]

Okay, now I am really losing it. This migraine is really playing tricks on my eyes.

I read your last sentence as look before you "sh*t".

Oh my, I need some heavy drugs.

J.

Ok, now I'm laughing out loud here by myself! That moral make sense too!!

 

[JoBird]

JC,
Your one almost made me throw up I laughed so hard.


J.

 

[JoBird]

Ok, now I'm laughing out loud here by myself! That moral make sense too!!

 

[Tasmen]

I read your last sentence as look before you "sh*t".

Well that could be some very sound advice as well!

 

[Momof2Disneyboys]

I was just asking DH if we had any embarrassing or funny stories from our 1 trip to WDW. We can't really think of any. . . Other than our DS 8 (then 6) took a picture of DH & I at the airport and I guess I never looked at it that close and put it in the scrapbook. Later after we had shown the scrapbook to several people we realized that you could see up DH's shorts a bit!

DH did have a similar bird experience JO! It was at the National Aviary in Pittsburgh just a few months ago.

 

[JoBird]

Well that could be some very sound advice as well!

 

[Tasmen]

JC,
Your one almost made me throw up I laughed so hard.


J.

Almost seems like this little guy should be a Mayer icon too.

 

[seacrestpromo]

I am laughing so hard!!!! You said " "!!!!!!!!!!!

Bless your heart.

Mr. is sure a useful icon on this thread for some you Mayers.

 

[Momof2Disneyboys]

Wow you girls are getting pretty wild on here this evening!!

 

[Tasmen]

Mr. is sure a useful icon on this thread for some you Mayers.

What can we say? We like our

 

[JoBird]

Awwww, show the some love!

J.