Match Game on Podcast Cruise

[vikingfans]

I was giggling when I was listening to the last Podcast (as usual) when I heard talk about a "Newlywed Game" going to be played. Then the "Match Game" was mentioned. I about fell out of my chair!

My thought is this....The Match Game is a great idea! So why don't we come up with questions for this?

Then Pete will have the hard part done!!

Here goes:

Dumb Dora was SOOOO Dumb! (HOW DUMB WAS SHE!!) She was so dumb she that a fast pass was_____________.

 

[froggy5657]

Her Hat


Old Ollie was so old that his watch was _______

I have not seen match game for forever. That is the one where the people fill in the blank and the contestant has to match one of their answers right?

 

[vikingfans]

Exactly!!!!

Please help me think of more questions!!

 

[YodaMouse]

Her Hat


Old Ollie was so old that his watch was _______

I have not seen match game for forever. That is the one where the people fill in the blank and the contestant has to match one of their answers right?

A sundial

Sandy apologized for pulling the man's toupee off his head, "I'm sorry, I thought that was my __________."

 

[Bornteach]

1. The Galloping Gourmet is putting on a TV show opposite Monday Night Football, it’s called Monday Night _______ball.
4. 102 year old Mr. Periwinkle said “Boy did I have a terrible day, some guy tried to hijack my _____ to Cuba.”
5. The army just drafted Ugly Edna; they use her face as a ______.
8. The Godfather said “When I was a kid I had a water gun, but I didn’t fill it with water, instead I used ______.”
9. Farmer Brown said “I never should have hired that midget farm hand, he is so short, he has to stand on his tiptoes to _______.”
10. Judy said “My boyfriend, he’s really weird, he’s so weird he even parts the hair on his _______.
12. Seymour said “I think my wife is having an affair with an automechanic, last night I found a ______ in our bed.”
15. Dumb Doris is so dumb when the doctor told her she had a tapeworm in her stomach, to get rid of the worm she swallowed a _____.
17. Did you hear about the nearsighted farmer, he once returned a ______ because it wouldn’t lay eggs.
18. Sir Lance A-Lot said “I’m never bringing my suit of armor to that dry cleaner again, last time I brought it in they ______ it.
19. The police inspector said “Last night we set a trap to catch the delicatessen burglar, we went over to Burney’s Deli and put ______ on the doors.”
21. Ralph the boxer said “I never should have boxed that midget, now I got cauliflower ______.”
22. Ugly Edna said “I hate Ralph, he asked me for my picture and when I gave it to him he used it as a _______.”
23. Judy said “Mark was some lucky guy, sure he had a terrible car accident but at least he ran into a _______.”
25. In the Foreign Legion one soldier said to the other “I think they have run out of French Medals, the colonel just pinned a French _______ to my chest.”
26. Barry said “My wife treats me like a horse, last week we went to a nudist camp and she made me wear a ______.”
27. Fred said “My parents didn’t like me, when I was a baby, instead of baby powder, my mom used _____ powder.”
29. Once a year, Horrible Hannah takes a bath; she gets so dirty that instead of soap she has to use _______.
30. Jolly Green Giant said “My wife won’t let me go to New York anymore because after my last trip she looked through my suitcase and found the Statue of Liberty’s _______.

 

[vikingfans]

These are awesome!!

I hope Pete and the gang will like them!