LuvN~Travel
<font color=blue>A DMV employee noticed that I los
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Ok, so now that the elections are over, how many have had this problem?
Check out this woman's story.....
The other night I was invited out for a night with the 'girls.' I told my
husband that I would be home by midnight, 'I promise!' Well, the hours
passed and the margaritas went down way too easily. Around 3 a.m., a bit
loaded, I headed for home.
Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hallway started up and
cuckooed 3 times.
Quickly, realizing my husband would probably wake up, I cuckooed
another 9 times.
I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted
solution, in order to escape a possible conflict with him.
(Even when totally smashed... 3 cuckoos plus 9 cuckoos totals 12 cuckoos =MIDNIGHT!)
The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in, I told him 'MIDNIGHT'...he didn't seem ticked off in the least.
Whew, I got away with that one!
Then he said 'We need a new cuckoo clock.'
When I asked him why, he said, 'Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times, then said 'oh crap!' Cuckooed 4 more times, cleared its throat, cuckooed another three times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then tripped over the coffee table and farted.
It never pays to lie.....especially after a few Margaritas.
Check out this woman's story.....
The other night I was invited out for a night with the 'girls.' I told my
husband that I would be home by midnight, 'I promise!' Well, the hours
passed and the margaritas went down way too easily. Around 3 a.m., a bit
loaded, I headed for home.
Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hallway started up and
cuckooed 3 times.
Quickly, realizing my husband would probably wake up, I cuckooed
another 9 times.
I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted
solution, in order to escape a possible conflict with him.
(Even when totally smashed... 3 cuckoos plus 9 cuckoos totals 12 cuckoos =MIDNIGHT!)
The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in, I told him 'MIDNIGHT'...he didn't seem ticked off in the least.
Whew, I got away with that one!
Then he said 'We need a new cuckoo clock.'
When I asked him why, he said, 'Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times, then said 'oh crap!' Cuckooed 4 more times, cleared its throat, cuckooed another three times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then tripped over the coffee table and farted.
It never pays to lie.....especially after a few Margaritas.
