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<font color=CC66CC>Short Post Man cracks me up!<br
- Joined
- Nov 25, 2001
- Messages
- 4,729
1. THINGY (thing-ee) n.
Female Any part under a car's hood.
Male The strap fastener on a woman's bra.
2. VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj.
Female Fully opening up one's self emotionally to another.
Male Playing cricket without a cup.
3. COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n.
Female The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one's partner.
Male Leaving a note before taking off for a weekend with the boys.
4. COMMITMENT (ko-mit-ment)
Female A desire to get married and raise a family.
Male Not trying to pick up other women while out with one's girlfriend
5. ENTERTAINMENT (en-ter-tayn-ment) n.v.
Female A good movie, concert, play or book.
Male Anything that can be done while drinking, and ends with sex.
6. MAKING LOVE (may-king luv) n.
Female The greatest statement of intimacy a couple can achieve.
Male Call it whatever you want just as long as we end up in bed.
7. REMOTE CONTROL (ri-moht kon-trohl) n.
Female A device for changing from one TV channel to another.
Male A device for scanning through all 175 channels every 5 minutes.
Female Any part under a car's hood.
Male The strap fastener on a woman's bra.
2. VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj.
Female Fully opening up one's self emotionally to another.
Male Playing cricket without a cup.
3. COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n.
Female The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one's partner.
Male Leaving a note before taking off for a weekend with the boys.
4. COMMITMENT (ko-mit-ment)
Female A desire to get married and raise a family.
Male Not trying to pick up other women while out with one's girlfriend
5. ENTERTAINMENT (en-ter-tayn-ment) n.v.
Female A good movie, concert, play or book.
Male Anything that can be done while drinking, and ends with sex.
6. MAKING LOVE (may-king luv) n.
Female The greatest statement of intimacy a couple can achieve.
Male Call it whatever you want just as long as we end up in bed.
7. REMOTE CONTROL (ri-moht kon-trohl) n.
Female A device for changing from one TV channel to another.
Male A device for scanning through all 175 channels every 5 minutes.
