Mad Chatters thread! Welcome, hags!

[coles1mom]

I love the BB, makes me look almost normal

Judi

 

[luvmyboys]

Hello to all of you assorted freaks, geeks, hags, and Bob!

I now know why I don't use the snowblower. I tried to be nice and help dh out, but my plan failed miserably. I turned into a snowbeast and the driveway is worse than when I started. So in essence I was negative help.

I am sooo sorry to laugh at your misfortune, but that little anecdote is flippin hilarious! Wait-- pausing for another mental image--- YUP---still funny!

I don't think a snowblower is hard for most people, I'm just missing that gene apparently. It was easy to start everything went downhill after that though.

Only $72.50 for my clorox wipes. I'm cleaning house and reminding people to keep their germs to themselves. Public service message.

For 72.50, those wipes better scrub the sink, put down the toilet seat, and tell me I look hot in the rubber gloves!

Too bad for you, I SWIPED them. Cause I just take and take and take, dontcha know?

Stop! Thief!!!! (Girl, you better bring those magic wipes on over here!! )

 

[yearbook50]

I love the BB, makes me look almost normal

Judi

Haha. Don't be serving any chuckwagons and we're ok

 

[luvmyboys]

Haha. Don't be serving any chuckwagons and we're ok

What about leftover hotdog stew?

Kidding!!!! I go over to the BB occasionally for coupons & codes, but the lengths that some of those hardcore people go to freak me out!

Hope you feel better soon!

 

[yearbook50]

What about leftover hotdog stew?

Kidding!!!! I go over to the BB occasionally for coupons & codes, but the lengths that some of those hardcore people go to freak me out!

Hope you feel better soon!

Mmm...yum...
Makes my sea salt/crack pepper rotisserie chicken almost seem awful in comparison

 

[RobInBigKC]

I love the BB, makes me look almost normal

Judi

Almost.

Hello to all of you assorted freaks, geeks, hags, and Bob!

For 72.50, those wipes better scrub the sink, put down the toilet seat, and tell me I look hot in the rubber gloves!

Ahem!!! No Bob for you!

You look hot in rubber gloves Shanaynay.

What about leftover hotdog stew?

Kidding!!!! I go over to the BB occasionally for coupons & codes, but the lengths that some of those hardcore people go to freak me out!

I've always wanted to go over there and post about some "great deal" I just got but have it be something that would just make those people have a heart attack -- something like "I just bought a new Ford Taurus and got $50 off the MSRP and $50 off the extended warranty cost and $50 off the fabric protection plan plus I get a free car wash on my first service visit if I spend at least $50 during it, and I took out a 80-month loan to cover it all at a low interest rate of only 18%."

-- Rob

 

[Toot Sweet]

Evening, Chatters! Ainslee is in bed and the other two are at church activities. DH is hogging the TV with King of Queens reruns. So I thought I'd pop in and see what's up. WHAT'S UP???

Good evening Chatters and how is everyone tonight?** I am ignoring DH tonight because he is just being a "MAN".** I do have a right* to do this....don't I???? Bon, do you ever hear from Paige?* I like and miss her as she is a very snarky chatter.Shirley

Hi Shirley!* Yes indeed, you do have a right to ignore your DH, any time you like!! Except when he's being nice, of course!I believe Paige can be found on the PMS thread.*

Oooo, kind forward ain't ya?

There you go with those big ole lips again!

I am certain she's had collagen injections.

Awww...back atcha, Judi!

2 of us dear.* Where's the old hags when ya need em.* Oh yeah, nappin'

Judi

True dat!* I get tired awfully early these days!

yup!I'm going to bed early tonight (9 or 10) as I am an old hagPlus I'm sick & the more juice i drink, the sleepier I get.

Feel better Melissa! Let your DH take care of you!

What about leftover hotdog stew? Kidding!!!!* I go over to the BB occasionally for coupons & codes, but the lengths that some of those hardcore people go to freak me out!Hope you feel better soon!

I never visit the BB.* Is it useful? And hotdog stew?? I am intrigued. Do you have the recipe?

 

[mishasmom]

Hey is the asterisk some kind of new Chatter secret code?

*Must break code*

 

[Toot Sweet]

Hey is the asterisk some kind of new Chatter secret code?

*Must break code*

Hey, Angie!! No, no secret code. My stupid computer sucks. I put in paragraph breaks and I skip lines, but once I press the submit button it usually comes up like one big paragraph. I guess the asterisks are where I put in line spaces? I dunno!

But what's new with you, hag? How is Phoenix? Warm? Been to Macayos lately? Have you been eating that smooth yummy sauce that I LOVE? Oh, and you know what I really want? The doggie delicioso off the kids menu! Mmmmmm!!!

 

[mishasmom]

Hey, Angie!! No, no secret code. My stupid computer sucks. I put in paragraph breaks and I skip lines, but once I press the submit button it usually comes up like one big paragraph. I guess the asterisks are where I put in line spaces? I dunno!

But what's new with you, hag? How is Phoenix? Warm? Been to Macayos lately? Have you been eating that smooth yummy sauce that I LOVE? Oh, and you know what I really want? The doggie delicioso off the kids menu! Mmmmmm!!!

We've been in the 70's this week but cloudy. I went to Macayos a few weeks ago and it sucked! The service was lamo and they don't give you the yummy bean dip with your chips anymore-just salsa.

Someone posted last weekend about moving to AZ after living in PA their whole lives and wondered if they should do it-it made me think of you. You went the opposite way and survived, but I told her I thought it may be too much of a culture shock.

 

[Rella Bella]

Oh we already have that set up....I cook dinner...he does the dishes. We do are own laundry...he does his ironing (except his ties b/c he's afraid he is going to burn them), we even switch off cleaning the bathroom.

Good Girl!!!

Is it wrong to video tape your child talking in his sleep?

Doesn't every one?????

Is it wrong? Of course it is....UNLESS you have something that will surely embarass the crap out of them on their Wedding Day!!!!

That's right Mama!!!
How you doing LBelle??? Why are you never on when I am????

Too bad for you, I SWIPED them. Cause I just take and take and take, dontcha know?

Good evening Chatters and how is everyone tonight? I am ignoring DH tonight because he is just being a "MAN". I do have a right to do this....don't I????Shirley

Yes you do!!! And thanks for setting a good example for our newlywed, Yearbook!!!

Right back at you chickie!!

Ahem!!! No Bob for you!

-- Rob

BOB IT IS THEN!!!!

HI BOB!

What about leftover hotdog stew?

Yumm!!!! I'm in!!!
Those are vegan hot dogs right????

Hey is the asterisk some kind of new Chatter secret code?
*Must break code*

******* yes ********

Love you hags!!

 

[yearbook50]

Doesn't every one?????

I'll list that in my list of parental duties once I have one.

 

[MUFFYCAT]

Evening chatters.
I spent my whole weekend at Kohls and didn't have much to say.

How is everyone?

Melissa, I love the wedding pix in your siggie.
I hope you feel better!

 

[yearbook50]

Evening chatters.
I spent my whole weekend at Kohls and didn't have much to say.

How is everyone?

Melissa, I love the wedding pix in your siggie.
I hope you feel better!

Do you work at Kohls?

Thanks! I really like that picture too
I can't wait until I get the professional ones

 

[luvmyboys]

Mmm...yum...
Makes my sea salt/crack pepper rotisserie chicken almost seem awful in comparison

I think your dinner SLIGHTLY edges out the two-day old weiner and canned veggie suprise. Just slightly though!

Ahem!!! No Bob for you!

You look hot in rubber gloves Shanaynay.

If you were a fly on the wall in my kitchen tonight, you would definitely be retracting that statement!!! I went straight from the gym into full-on dinner & dished mode. It was as far from hot as Mrs. Doubtfire.

I've always wanted to go over there and post about some "great deal" I just got but have it be something that would just make those people have a heart attack -- something like "I just bought a new Ford Taurus and got $50 off the MSRP and $50 off the extended warranty cost and $50 off the fabric protection plan plus I get a free car wash on my first service visit if I spend at least $50 during it, and I took out a 80-month loan to cover it all at a low interest rate of only 18%."

-- Rob

Try it. You will get a bunch of serious-as-heart attack budget boarders all over you like white on rice!

Evening, Chatters! Ainslee is in bed and the other two are at church activities. DH is hogging the TV with King of Queens reruns.

And hotdog stew?? I am intrigued. Do you have the recipe?

Don't be!!! It is just one of the many cholesterol laden, nasty recipes I read on one of those BB "How to feed your family of 7 on just 10 bucks a day" threads!!! Like, gag me with a credit card and take me to the mall!!!

Hey is the asterisk some kind of new Chatter secret code?

*Must break code*

Let me know how that's workin for ya! BTW, your dog is the cutest! Husky or Malamute?

Yumm!!!! I'm in!!!
Those are vegan hot dogs right????

Riiiiiight! Vegan products are way too expensive for the extreme BBers!

Evening chatters.
I spent my whole weekend at Kohls and didn't have much to say.

How is everyone?

Melissa, I love the wedding pix in your siggie.
I hope you feel better!

Hi Muffaroonie! I wish I spent my whole weekend at Kohls!!!! (not working though.)

 

[RobInBigKC]

If you were a fly on the wall in my kitchen tonight, you would definitely be retracting that statement!!! I went straight from the gym into full-on dinner & dished mode. It was as far from hot as Mrs. Doubtfire.

Don't be so sure.

I just read on CMT.com that Carrie Underwood is going to be the musical guest on this Saturday night's Saturday Night Live, the first new one since the Writers' Strike. The last time she sang on that show, she looked right at ME while she sang!!! (no, really, I swear she did)

The guest host is going to be Tina Fey, another smart, talented woman that I really like.

(Who am I kidding? I not only think she is very smart -- I think she's hotT also!)

-- Rob

 

[coles1mom]

HAPPY HUMP DAY carry on



Lurker Judi

 

[luvmyboys]

HAPPY HUMP DAY carry on



Lurker Judi

Judi, have I mentioned that I'm really digging your flying tightie-whities? 'Cause I am!!

Carry on!

 

[MUFFYCAT]

Good Morning all

Melissa, I don't work at Kohl's just spent all my money there over the weekend.

Sometimes I'm advertisers dream, I had an extra 30% off so I was buying everything I though I need for the Spring. Probably wouldn't have bought so much if it was 15% off.

Have a Happy Hump Day!

 

[Grumpy's Wife]

Hello their Chatters.

Joanne you are my kind of girl. I still wish we had a Kohl's nearby. I did buy Kendall an outfit online for Christmas (which she loved) but I really want to go into the store. I always love the commercials ..........they are such a tease, just like dangling candy in front of you but you can't quite reach it.