Mad Chatters thread! Welcome, hags!

[Toot Sweet]

Don't knock it until you try it


See I'm not the only one thats gross.


Desperate times mean desperate measures

It's ok, you have my permission to act like Salley O'malley.

Hmmm... I think my family missed that memo!



I aim to please!

Methinks it's time for a new doc my friend.




A couple of times, no problem! I think we've all "recycled" an item of clothing before. But for 2 weeks straight? By then, your clothes are a science experiment!!!!




Nope. Rob is gross too!

Oooo, thanks for the Pop rocks. Can you hear them fizzing in my mouth? And a Mr. T Chia pet???? WOW! Your generosity knows no bounds!

P.S. "I pity the fool who doesn't turn left at the next light!"

 

[jbmom]

Becca

You are in Kalamazoo right? DS is there now for work.

I am in Kzoo! How long is he here? If he's here till Thursday he should go downtown and head to the Wild Bull Saloon, they have a bull there that is ripe for riding. Well, he's mechanical.

Ugh! My washer broke. The motor is burning...so fun!

Guess Shaun & I will be going to laundry mat tomorrow to get Shaun's laundry done.

I hate laundry mats. Just the thought of putting my clothes into a washer used by others is beyond my comprehension. Unless I'm at Disney, then the washers used by others don't bother me in the slightest.

You still got water, right?

-- Rob

I would rather use that than go to the laundry mat. Did I mention how much I no likey laundry mats?

Have fun watching total strangers' underwear go 'round and 'round and 'round...



Or, you could do what a woman I used to babysit for did... and just spray her clothes with Febreze!

She was seriously so lazy that she would spray the crotch of her pants so she could wear them for 2 weeks without washing them. And she actually TOLD people this, which is what is even scarier!!!!

You know some scarey people! Spraying crotches with febreeze is just gross.

Awww...Chet is a multi-purpose rodent. I'll take a hot dog, medium rare, Chet.

Nope, no meds. Well, she did give me some free samples of meds for allergies. I ain't got allergies! I have no cold or allergy symptoms of any kind. I have a feeling I'm gonna get the runaround till I get tired of bothering with it and then my symptoms will go away on their own. It's happened before with this doctor.

Chet is so useful when he wants to be, other times he just hangs out.

There are other doctors in the world you know!

 

[tngramma]

I am in Kzoo! How long is he here? If he's here till Thursday he should go downtown and head to the Wild Bull Saloon, they have a bull there that is ripe for riding. Well, he's mechanical.
Not sure how long he will be there. .



I hate laundry mats. Just the thought of putting my clothes into a washer used by others is beyond my comprehension. Unless I'm at Disney, then the washers used by others don't bother me in the slightest.



I would rather use that than go to the laundry mat. Did I mention how much I no likey laundry mats?



You know some scarey people! Spraying crotches with febreeze is just gross.



Chet is so useful when he wants to be, other times he just hangs out.

There are other doctors in the world you know!

He is in the Army and there will be a dignitary (is that still a word) coming to your town soon. I will call him this afternoon and tell him about the bull

Now let me see you do not like to wash your clothes in a washer where someone else puts detergents in to wash their clothes. Yet when you go out to eat you put utensils in your mouth that has been in someone else's mouth many times over.

Have I been succesful in giving you another phobia.

 

[yearbook50]

I hate laundry mats. Just the thought of putting my clothes into a washer used by others is beyond my comprehension. Unless I'm at Disney, then the washers used by others don't bother me in the slightest.

I would rather use that than go to the laundry mat. Did I mention how much I no likey laundry mats?

I no likey laundry mats either. Especially considering the closest one is in a sketchy part of town.

I think I'll frebreeze them once and then wear them and then go visit the in-laws for real laundry doing (they live 1.5 hours away so I'm not going to visit every weekend you know?)

Luckily, I take my work clothes off as soon as I get home and get into sweat pants so it isn't too bad.

 

[jbmom]

He is in the Army and there will be a dignitary (is that still a word) coming to your town soon. I will call him this afternoon and tell him about the bull

Now let me see you do not like to wash your clothes in a washer where someone else puts detergents in to wash their clothes. Yet when you go out to eat you put utensils in your mouth that has been in someone else's mouth many times over.

Have I been succesful in giving you another phobia.

No, silverware issues! Although I don't like saliva either. Its just something around other peoples skivvies floating around that bugs me. Yes, I have issues!

I no likey laundry mats either. Especially considering the closest one is in a sketchy part of town.

I think I'll frebreeze them once and then wear them and then go visit the in-laws for real laundry doing (they live 1.5 hours away so I'm not going to visit every weekend you know?)

Luckily, I take my work clothes off as soon as I get home and get into sweat pants so it isn't too bad.

Excellent plan Mel! That is exactly what I would do if I had to. Fortunately, if my washer poops out my inlaws are 5 minutes away.

 

[jbmom]

Granny, Wild Bull just sent me an email. Thursday is going to be Salsa night and it ain't the kind you eat. Better send him Wednesday or the weekend.

 

[Toot Sweet]

It's lunchtime, are any Chattery freaks around? I went to Five Guys and got me a hot dog, and then to CVS for some chocolate. I am SET!

DH comes home tonight! I gotta pick him up at the metro station at like midnight! Wonder if he got me a souvenir while he was in Portland. Although...not sure what they have there...

 

[Toot Sweet]

Chet is so useful when he wants to be, other times he just hangs out.

There are other doctors in the world you know!

I think Chet looks a little lonely. Maybe he longs for a mate?

He is in the Army and there will be a dignitary (is that still a word) coming to your town soon. I will call him this afternoon and tell him about the bull

Now let me see you do not like to wash your clothes in a washer where someone else puts detergents in to wash their clothes. Yet when you go out to eat you put utensils in your mouth that has been in someone else's mouth many times over.

Have I been succesful in giving you another phobia.

uhh...yeah...suddenly those people who bring their own utensils when they eat at restaurants don't sound quite as freaky anymore....

I no likey laundry mats either. Especially considering the closest one is in a sketchy part of town.

I think I'll frebreeze them once and then wear them and then go visit the in-laws for real laundry doing (they live 1.5 hours away so I'm not going to visit every weekend you know?)

Luckily, I take my work clothes off as soon as I get home and get into sweat pants so it isn't too bad.

I have not been to a laundry mat in like 20 years...freal!

No, silverware issues! Although I don't like saliva either. Its just something around other peoples skivvies floating around that bugs me. Yes, I have issues!



Excellent plan Mel! That is exactly what I would do if I had to. Fortunately, if my washer poops out my inlaws are 5 minutes away.

I have no family anywhere near here. So if my washer poops out, I'm showing up on Shannon's doorstep!

Granny, Wild Bull just sent me an email. Thursday is going to be Salsa night and it ain't the kind you eat. Better send him Wednesday or the weekend.

I would not even begin to guess how to comport myself at Salsa night.

 

[jbmom]

Hey you still here hagaroni?

 

[Toot Sweet]

Hey you still here hagaroni?

Yep, but only for five minutes more. Whaddya want?

 

[jbmom]

To know the meaning of life.

 

[Toot Sweet]

To know the meaning of life.

life /laɪf/ Pronunciation Key - Show Spelled Pronunciation[lahyf] Pronunciation Key - Show IPA Pronunciation noun, plural lives /laɪvz/ Pronunciation Key - Show Spelled Pronunciation[lahyvz] Pronunciation Key - Show IPA Pronunciation, adjective
–noun 1. the condition that distinguishes organisms from inorganic objects and dead organisms, being manifested by growth through metabolism, reproduction, and the power of adaptation to environment through changes originating internally.
2. the sum of the distinguishing phenomena of organisms, esp. metabolism, growth, reproduction, and adaptation to environment.
3. the animate existence or period of animate existence of an individual: to risk one's life; a short life and a merry one.
4. a corresponding state, existence, or principle of existence conceived of as belonging to the soul: eternal life.
5. the general or universal condition of human existence: Too bad, but life is like that.
6. any specified period of animate existence: a man in middle life.
7. the period of existence, activity, or effectiveness of something inanimate, as a machine, lease, or play: The life of the car may be ten years.
8. a living being: Several lives were lost.
9. living things collectively: the hope of discovering life on other planets; insect life.
10. a particular aspect of existence: He enjoys an active physical life.
11. the course of existence or sum of experiences and actions that constitute a person's existence: His business has been his entire life.
12. a biography: a newly published life of Willa Cather.
13. animation; liveliness; spirit: a speech full of life.
14. resilience; elasticity.
15. the force that makes or keeps something alive; the vivifying or quickening principle: The life of the treaty has been an increase of mutual understanding and respect.
16. a mode or manner of existence, as in the world of affairs or society: So far her business life has not overlapped her social life.
17. the period or extent of authority, popularity, approval, etc.: the life of the committee; the life of a bestseller.
18. a prison sentence covering the remaining portion of the offender's animate existence: The judge gave him life.
19. anything or anyone considered to be as precious as life: She was his life.
20. a person or thing that enlivens: the life of the party.
21. effervescence or sparkle, as of wines.
22. pungency or strong, sharp flavor, as of substances when fresh or in good condition.
23. nature or any of the forms of nature as the model or subject of a work of art: drawn from life.
24. Baseball. another opportunity given to a batter to bat because of a misplay by a fielder.
25. (in English pool) one of a limited number of shots allowed a player: Each pool player has three lives at the beginning of the game.
–adjective 26. for or lasting a lifetime; lifelong: a life membership in a club; life imprisonment.
27. of or pertaining to animate existence: the life force; life functions.
28. working from nature or using a living model: a life drawing; a life class.

 

[yearbook50]

To know the meaning of life.

42

 

[jbmom]

life /laɪf/ Pronunciation Key - Show Spelled Pronunciation[lahyf] Pronunciation Key - Show IPA Pronunciation noun, plural lives /laɪvz/ Pronunciation Key - Show Spelled Pronunciation[lahyvz] Pronunciation Key - Show IPA Pronunciation, adjective
–noun 1. the condition that distinguishes organisms from inorganic objects and dead organisms, being manifested by growth through metabolism, reproduction, and the power of adaptation to environment through changes originating internally.
2. the sum of the distinguishing phenomena of organisms, esp. metabolism, growth, reproduction, and adaptation to environment.
3. the animate existence or period of animate existence of an individual: to risk one's life; a short life and a merry one.
4. a corresponding state, existence, or principle of existence conceived of as belonging to the soul: eternal life.
5. the general or universal condition of human existence: Too bad, but life is like that.
6. any specified period of animate existence: a man in middle life.
7. the period of existence, activity, or effectiveness of something inanimate, as a machine, lease, or play: The life of the car may be ten years.
8. a living being: Several lives were lost.
9. living things collectively: the hope of discovering life on other planets; insect life.
10. a particular aspect of existence: He enjoys an active physical life.
11. the course of existence or sum of experiences and actions that constitute a person's existence: His business has been his entire life.
12. a biography: a newly published life of Willa Cather.
13. animation; liveliness; spirit: a speech full of life.
14. resilience; elasticity.
15. the force that makes or keeps something alive; the vivifying or quickening principle: The life of the treaty has been an increase of mutual understanding and respect.
16. a mode or manner of existence, as in the world of affairs or society: So far her business life has not overlapped her social life.
17. the period or extent of authority, popularity, approval, etc.: the life of the committee; the life of a bestseller.
18. a prison sentence covering the remaining portion of the offender's animate existence: The judge gave him life.
19. anything or anyone considered to be as precious as life: She was his life.
20. a person or thing that enlivens: the life of the party.
21. effervescence or sparkle, as of wines.
22. pungency or strong, sharp flavor, as of substances when fresh or in good condition.
23. nature or any of the forms of nature as the model or subject of a work of art: drawn from life.
24. Baseball. another opportunity given to a batter to bat because of a misplay by a fielder.
25. (in English pool) one of a limited number of shots allowed a player: Each pool player has three lives at the beginning of the game.
–adjective 26. for or lasting a lifetime; lifelong: a life membership in a club; life imprisonment.
27. of or pertaining to animate existence: the life force; life functions.
28. working from nature or using a living model: a life drawing; a life class.

Thanks oh existential one. I bow before your knowledge, if I could bow that is I have bad knees and I don't want anyone looking down my shirt.

42

I like your answer better Mel!

 

[RobInBigKC]

42

Meli, of course, is correct. It is 42.

After seven and a half million years of computing cycles:

"I checked it very thoroughly and that quite definitely is the answer."

-- Rob

 

[yearbook50]

I like your answer better Mel!

Thank you

Meli, of course, is correct. It is 42.

After seven and a half million years of computing cycles:


-- Rob

Hehe. I'm glad someone else gets the answer. I've used that answer before and people just don't get it. Glad these hags (and you) get it

 

[luvmyboys]

Oh boy. I thought I could escape HHGTTG, but alas, it has followed me onto a Disney message board!! My father was seriously obsessed-- most of our pets had names like Arthur Dent or Vogon. (We also had beagles named Bilbo and Gandalf when I was a toddler).

So, you can see that I've come upon my nerdiness genetically. The secret is out. Do with it what you will!

 

[The Hoff]

Quick! Hide your alcohol and hamburgers! It's the Hoffmeister!

Yeah, that's when I fell in love with him:

-- Rob

The Hoff isn't fond of the dudes but it looks like something is missing here.

Howdy, Hoff! I think I know who YOU are!

The Hoff is the answer to your dreams.

 

[jbmom]

Oh boy. I thought I could escape HHGTTG, but alas, it has followed me onto a Disney message board!! My father was seriously obsessed-- most of our pets had names like Arthur Dent or Vogon. (We also had beagles named Bilbo and Gandalf when I was a toddler).

So, you can see that I've come upon my nerdiness genetically. The secret is out. Do with it what you will!

You lost me at "Oh boy". Does this mean I'm not a nerd? I guess putting a dancing banana after that question answers it.

The Hoff isn't fond of the dudes but it looks like something is missing here.

The Hoff is the answer to your dreams.

Ooooooo, smexy!

 

[luvmyboys]

You lost me at "Oh boy". Does this mean I'm not a nerd? I guess putting a dancing banana after that question answers it.

If that whole post was Greek to you, then pat yourself on the back and wear your "I'm a cool person" panties tomorrow!!! Consider yourself nerd-free! (that calls for 2 dancing bananas, BTW. One for Captain Kirk and one for Captain Picard. )